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Yes Man

Yes Man
This list was started on 8th March 2010 by HermanoBluth
There are 25 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 13th January 2012

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If you ever buy a mail-order bride from persianwifefinder.com, attend Korean language classes, take classes on learning to fly a plane, and approve a loan for a fertilizer company, the Government will suspect you as a terrorist.
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    Posted, 5th February 2011
    by AJwest
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    When you're homeless, it's always wise to hang out around the hotel where the "Yes is the new No" is taking place.
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      Posted, 8th March 2010
      by HermanoBluth
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      It's Bono, not Mickey Rourke.
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        Posted, 8th March 2010
        by HermanoBluth
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        Nothing pulls someone away from the ledge faster than Jim Carrey singing Jumper.
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          Posted, 8th March 2010
          by HermanoBluth
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          There are plenty of things to do in Lincoln, Nebraska such as visit the Telephone museum.
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            Posted, 8th March 2010
            by HermanoBluth
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            He told him first.
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              Posted, 8th March 2010
              by HermanoBluth
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              The best way to get a promotion is to come in on Saturday and to go to his lame movie themed parties.
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                Posted, 8th March 2010
                by HermanoBluth
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                Photography Jogging classes are just one of the many courses offered by hipsters.
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                  Posted, 8th March 2010
                  by HermanoBluth
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                  It's totally ok to date a man that could possibly be your father.
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                    Posted, 8th March 2010
                    by HermanoBluth
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                    Using flash photography while riding a scooter is totally safe.
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                      Posted, 8th March 2010
                      by HermanoBluth
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                      Nobody liked Karl Marx.
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                        Posted, 8th March 2010
                        by HermanoBluth
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                        Don't call past eleven. You can call at 10:59 though.
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                          Posted, 8th March 2010
                          by HermanoBluth
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                          You can't audit life.
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                            Posted, 8th March 2010
                            by HermanoBluth
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                            The best band names are the ones that suggest child abuse.
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                              Posted, 8th March 2010
                              by HermanoBluth
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                              Old ladies are apparently quite flexible in the sack.
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                                Posted, 12th March 2010
                                by ekedolphin
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                                A movie promo featuring Jim running through a field of green will not appear in the movie.
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                                  Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                  by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                  Some chick will be all over you when you do the things she likes, but when she finds out it cuz you made a deal with yourself about it she'll be all "no way, dawg, i'm outtie".
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                                    Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                    by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                    Some people really don't have a car charger. I learned that it would be vital to have one now.
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                                      Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                      by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                      You can survive a car crash if you are the Yes Man.
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                                        Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                        by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                        When you think you are in trouble at work , you'll actually get a promotion.
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                                          Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                          by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                          We really didn't want to see Jim's hiney, so good thing he put some boxers on in the last second.
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                                            Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                            by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                            Chicks who do things on a whim will be distraught when she finds out you do things on a whim.
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                                              Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                              by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                              Redbull works on everyone except me.
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                                                Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                If you ride a high speed crotch-rocket, people will take you serious for sure.
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                                                  Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                  by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                  Don't hesitate when your girlfriend wants to move in with you.
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                                                    Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                    by Optimus Thunder
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