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Hot Fuzz
This list was started on 8th March 2010 by HermanoBluth
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There are policemen and policewomen.
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    Posted, 8th March 2010
    by HermanoBluth
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    The musical version of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet ends with Lovefool.
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      Posted, 8th March 2010
      by HermanoBluth
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      The Priest is packin' heat.
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        Posted, 8th March 2010
        by HermanoBluth
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        Point Break can be an influential movie.
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          Posted, 3rd June 2010
          by The Cincinnati Kid
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          Giant Sea Mines won't explode until the end of the movie, when most convenient.
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            Posted, 8th March 2010
            by HermanoBluth
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            Country Policemen love ice-cream.
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              Posted, 8th March 2010
              by HermanoBluth
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              He's not Judge Judy and Executioner!
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                Posted, 8th March 2010
                by HermanoBluth
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                Slashing Prices is criminal.
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                  Posted, 8th March 2010
                  by HermanoBluth
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                  Apparently the biggest concern in a small English village is a man pretending to be a statue.
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                    Posted, 22nd October 2010
                    by Fost
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                    Bartenders frequently allow underage teens to drink in their bars, as it keeps them from causing mischief elsewhere. Clearly, a dozen or two drunk teenagers walking home past midnight is no big deal.
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                      Posted, 22nd October 2010
                      by Fost
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                      Farmers always carry mass amounts of weaponry. No exceptions.
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                      • 24th February 2011 by howler
                        don't forget their mums.
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                      Posted, 22nd October 2010
                      by Fost
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                      You can't be injured by multiple shotgun fire through a half-inch thick wooden table from four feet away, despite seeing multiple holes in the table.
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                        Posted, 22nd October 2010
                        by Fost
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                        "Whats the matter? Never taken a shortcut before" works with thieves but not with zombies.
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                          Posted, 22nd February 2011
                          by THE S
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                          Swans run free in England.
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                            Posted, 8th March 2010
                            by HermanoBluth
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                            Santa Claus has a bad tendancy to stab.
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                              Posted, 8th March 2010
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                              The policemen get drunk just as much as the townspeople.
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                                Posted, 8th March 2010
                                by HermanoBluth
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                                Every farmer and his mum has a gun round here!
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                                  Posted, 1st April 2010
                                  by TankerCaptain
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                                  Someone should have mentioned those skelyng-tons to him..
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                                    Posted, 3rd June 2010
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                                    For the greater good is no good after all.
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                                    Posted, 3rd June 2010
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                                    Traffic collision NOT traffic accident! Accident implies that there is no one to be blamed.
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                                      Posted, 8th July 2010
                                      by FERIS
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                                      There is always that one villian who almost escaped in the end and died a horrible death with the supporting hero thought to be dead but never did die.
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                                        Posted, 9th July 2010
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                                        Swans cause mansion explosions.
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                                          Posted, 22nd October 2010
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                                          Never trust the very large henchman-looking fellow that can only speak the made up word "yarp"
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                                            Posted, 22nd October 2010
                                            by Fost
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                                            When faced with half a dozen highly armed police officers, throw fruit at them.
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                                              Posted, 22nd October 2010
                                              by Fost
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                                              An explosion that levels an entire brick police station will leave everyone in the station alive.
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                                              • 25th August 2014 by Footballfan
                                                The guy trapped by the landmine died.
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                                              Posted, 22nd October 2010
                                              by Fost
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                                              Whenever you stand underneath the clock tower you must always stand in the EXACT spot that the pillar above you will land and said pillar will not completely rip through your body it will stop at your neck.
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                                                Posted, 29th April 2011
                                                by Sandman47
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                                                Stone pillars are easily broken by hand.
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                                                  Posted, 29th April 2011
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                                                  He's wearing his hat that way because he's fuck ugly.
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                                                    Posted, 25th August 2014
                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                    You don't need to be a detective to work out that if there are no skidmarks at a crash site, the driver and passenger did nothing to stop.
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                                                      Posted, 26th August 2014
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                                                      Sandford is the safest village in the country. Yeah right.
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                                                        Posted, 26th August 2014
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                                                        Danny isn't made of eyes.
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                                                          Posted, 10th September 2014
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                                                          It's totally appropriate to ask if a man's head will explode when you shoot it in front of a group of school kids.
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                                                            Posted, 10th September 2014
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                                                            Sometimes you need to choose between catching a thief and catching a swan.
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                                                              Posted, 10th September 2014
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                                                              It's a good idea to send a group of kids to take down a woman with a rifle.
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                                                                Posted, 10th September 2014
                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                A doctor can deal with getting shot in the foot.
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                                                                  Posted, 10th September 2014
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                                                                  Nobody tells me nothing!!
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                                                                    Posted, 10th September 2014
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                                                                    Some thieves will try to steal cookies in broad daylight while wearing a purple tracksuit.
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                                                                      Posted, 10th September 2014
                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                      Being stabbed is extremely painful.
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                                                                        Posted, 11th September 2014
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                                                                        Watch out for a "blink and you'll miss it" cameo from Peter Jackson.
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                                                                          Posted, 11th September 2014
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                                                                          One way to get out of a hostage situation is to bite the hostage taker's hand. Don't worry, he won't shoot you.
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                                                                            Posted, 11th September 2014
                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                            Some people don't know what it means to "cook a fool".
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                                                                              Posted, 11th September 2014
                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                              Despite what Hollywood thinks, police work isn't all gun fights and car chases. There's lots of paperwork too.
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                                                                                Posted, 11th September 2014
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                                                                                When escaping in a police car, make sure there aren't any animals in the back that could attack you.
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                                                                                  Posted, 11th September 2014
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                                                                                  The worst word on the swear box is the only one not censored in some way.
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                                                                                    Posted, 11th September 2014
                                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                                    You've had too much to drink when you urinate against a slot machine.
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                                                                                      Posted, 11th September 2014
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                                                                                      The worst thing to find on your morning paper round is a crashed car with two dicapitated bodies.
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                                                                                        Posted, 11th September 2014
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                                                                                        Getting impaled through the chin with a miniature church spire can be cured with ice cream.
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                                                                                          Posted, 11th September 2014
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                                                                                          When your partner enters the room and sees you've knocked out a henchman, his biggest concern will be your peace lily.
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                                                                                            Posted, 11th September 2014
                                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                                            Andy's dad sells apples. And raspberries.
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                                                                                              Posted, 11th September 2014
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                                                                                              It's perfectly okay to kick a sea mine if you think it's deactivated.
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                                                                                                Posted, 11th September 2014
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                                                                                                When the best police officer in the country gets relocated to your town, keep killing people because he surely won't get suspicious and discover your plot.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd November 2014
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                                                                                                  Country police officers really hate upsetting the apple cart.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                    There are English villages out there that will ironically kill it's townsfolk to gain the title of Safest Village in the Country.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                      Ice cream is a common method of punishment for police officers
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                                                                                                        Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                        Countryside female police officers are very sexually expressive.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                          The most effective way to deal with butches throwing grocery items from behind a glass counter is to ram them with multiple shopping carts
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                                                                                                            Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                            Charging women holding knives are better dealt with by using wet floor signs, rather than the firearms they are holding
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                                                                                                              Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                              Your partner will go berserk if you are hit with Bolognese sauce.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                Sanford is make up of Fascists and Hags.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                  A small village like Sanford has their own one-man mounted division. You don't know because nobody tells you nothin'.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                    Young mothers are a significant hindrance to pursuing suspects.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                      English countryside pubs only have two types of wine.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                        Braces can blind you.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                          If a police officer asks you when's your birthday, you can say it's every year.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                            You can wear large traffic cones into police stations.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                              Reporters think it's a good idea to put a teacher in handcuffs in front of her students for a photo shoot for the newspaper.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                Danny gets off while firing his gun into the air and going argh.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                  In the UK He-Man references are commonly used as interjections.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                    Wearing a stab vest is a requirement, but only in the city.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                      Having Bilbo Baggins, James Bond, Alan Partridge, Belloq and Professor Slughorn all in the same film is a good way to get a film high ratings.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                        Spray painting over security cameras is sometimes useful.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                          Being a bad actor will get you murdered.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                            They listed Mary's age as 55, but she's actually 53.
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                                                                                                                                              Is Nicholas going to arrest the whole village? Not exactly.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th March 2015
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                                                                                                                                                Doris doesn't mind a bit of manpower.
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                                                                                                                                                  You know she's a policewoman when you've seen her bra.
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