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Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Pee Wee's Big Adventure
This list was started on 9th March 2010 by Anon
There are 57 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 2nd March 2015

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Don't accept rides from Large Marge.
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    Posted, 9th March 2010
    by Anon
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    Never accept gum from Pee Wee.
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      Posted, 9th March 2010
      by Anon
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      No matter how secure you think your bike is chained up, it can still be stolen.
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      • 28th October 2014 by zikzak393
        That's what you get for using plastic chain.
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      Posted, 9th March 2010
      by Anon
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      $10 000 rewards don't have to be paid, 'cause it's probably the thief returning the stolen item, anyways.
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        Posted, 10th March 2010
        by Anon
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        Pee Wee is a loner, a rebel.
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          Posted, 9th March 2010
          by Anon
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          Some bathtubs are too big.
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            Posted, 9th March 2010
            by Anon
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            Biker Gangs will spare your life if you dance to "Tequila"
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              Posted, 9th March 2010
              by Anon
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              Biker gangs aren't fooled when you say in a quiet voice "I say we let him go."
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                Posted, 9th March 2010
                by Anon
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                If you're in a public place in Texas, you can sing the first few bars of "Deep in the Heart of Texas" and everyone will join in.
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                  Posted, 10th March 2010
                  by ekedolphin
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                  The Alamo was built without a basement. I didn't learn that in school, either.
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                    Posted, 10th March 2010
                    by ekedolphin
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                    Pee-Wee's bike is so great that it even had hammerspace for its incredibly long chain.
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                      Posted, 10th March 2010
                      by Anon
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                      A film directed by Tim Burton featuring both Pee-Wee Herman and Twisted Sister sure is hard to top.
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                        Posted, 10th March 2010
                        by Anon
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                        Sometimes, you just gotta save something you really hate.
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                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                          by Anon
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                          Nightmares are made worse when they have clowns in them.
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                          • 17th March 2010 by ekedolphin
                            I didn't have a clown phobia until I saw this film, Batman, and Batman Returns. Thanks, Tim Burton!
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                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                          by Anon
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                          If you meet Pee-Wee in a dark alley, just leave him alone.
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                          • 10th March 2010 by Anon
                            Or, anywhere dark, for that matter.
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                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                          by Anon
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                          Don't leave the house.
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                            Posted, 20th March 2012
                            by Max
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                            Fat people love to eat and pretend they are monsters in a very large bathtub.
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                              Posted, 20th March 2012
                              by Max
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                              A person can jump from a moving train and not suffer a single injury. Your clothes will all still be perfectly intact as well.
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                                Posted, 27th September 2012
                                by Deejeezy
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                                The roof of a convertable car can double as a parachute for said car.
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                                  Posted, 27th September 2012
                                  by Deejeezy
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                                  It's not just ANY bike.
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                                    Posted, 9th March 2010
                                    by Anon
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                                    I miss Mr. T cereal.
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                                      Posted, 9th March 2010
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                                      I know you are, but what am I?
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                                        Posted, 10th March 2010
                                        by ekedolphin
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                                        If you're in Texas and don't remember your name or where you're from, you're okay as long as you remember the Alamo.
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                                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                                          by ekedolphin
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                                          Never fall asleep at the wheel.
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                                            Posted, 10th March 2010
                                            by ekedolphin
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                                            Riding a pedal bike doesn't automatically qualify you to ride a motorcycle.
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                                              Posted, 10th March 2010
                                              by Anon
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                                              He really did mean to do that!
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                                                Posted, 10th March 2010
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                                                After this movie, Pee Wee married that waitress and had a deformed baby named Oswald Cobblepot.
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                                                  Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  Overweight people shouldn't run too much. They'll trip on their own feet.
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                                                    Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    # 25 Manipulating your face using tape can provide hours of entertainment.
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                                                      Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                      by jennibennibofenni
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                                                      #26-Smelly-breathed "Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Care"-singing hobos can drive you to jump from a moving train.
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                                                        Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                        by jennibennibofenni
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                                                        #27 Never unwittingly take a waitress up into a Tyrannasaurus Rex to watch the sunrise, only to have her crazy Cave-man like boyfriend here you say,"Lets talk about your big butt, Simone."
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                                                          Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                          by jennibennibofenni
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                                                          #28 A knit dress, scarf, wig , pair of glasses and the ability to transcend gender identity can take you a long way when trying to smuggle a convict past a line of police.
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                                                            Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                            by jennibennibofenni
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                                                            Pee Wee doesn't make monkeys, he just trains em!
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                                                              Posted, 22nd April 2011
                                                              by SoraKari
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                                                              Pee Wee Herman plays a great bad actor in movies inside of movies.
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                                                                Posted, 27th September 2012
                                                                by Deejeezy
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                                                                Whether I am actually there or not, if I want to convince any person I am on the phone with that I am in Texas, just have a group nearby prepared to sing on cue a portion of "Deep in the Heart of Texas."
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                                                                  Posted, 3rd December 2013
                                                                  by Deejeezy
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                                                                  They don't teach you in schools that the Alamo doesn't have a basement; it's something you just have to experience.
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                                                                    Posted, 3rd December 2013
                                                                    by Deejeezy
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                                                                    It's OK not to roll up your sleeves when you are washing dishes.
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                                                                      Posted, 8th January 2015
                                                                      by zikzak393
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                                                                      Nobody hipped Pee Wee to that, dude.
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                                                                        Posted, 2nd March 2015
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                                                                        Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!
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                                                                          Posted, 2nd March 2015
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                                                                          The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...
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                                                                            Exhibit A: A photograph of the victims, the bike and Exhibit A: A photograph of the victims, the bike and Pee Wee.
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                                                                              Posted, 2nd March 2015
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                                                                              Exhibit B: Another photograph. What's missing from this picture? It's just Pee Wee, WITHOUT HIS BIKE!
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                                                                                Posted, 2nd March 2015
                                                                                by zikzak393
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                                                                                Exhibit C: The horn Pee Wee was picking up at Chuck's Bikeorama when his bike was actually stolen!
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                                                                                  Posted, 2nd March 2015
                                                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                                                  Exhibit D: A pen. Pee Wee bought this pen exactly one hour before his bike was stolen. Why? What's the significance? HE DOESN'T KNOW!
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                                                                                    Exhibit ''Q'': a scale-model of the entire mall! X marks the scene of the crime. These arrows here show the exact position of the sun at the hour of the crime. Jupiter was aligned with Pluto! The moon was in the seventh...
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                                                                                      Posted, 2nd March 2015
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                                                                                      Look out, Mister Potato Head!
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                                                                                        Posted, 2nd March 2015
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                                                                                        Paging Mr. Herman! Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk!
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                                                                                          Posted, 2nd March 2015
                                                                                          by zikzak393
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                                                                                          Is this something you'd like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?
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                                                                                            Posted, 2nd March 2015
                                                                                            by zikzak393
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                                                                                            Please say hello to our residents, Pedro and his wife Inez. Inez is holding a clay pot that she seems very proud of. She has carefully detailed it with lots of paint and glaze. And Pedro is working on an ''adobe''. Can you say that with me? ''Adobe''.
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                                                                                              Posted, 2nd March 2015
                                                                                              by zikzak393
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                                                                                              The best food of choice for Simone and Pierre is French Fries.
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                                                                                                Posted, 2nd March 2015
                                                                                                by zikzak393
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                                                                                                Merci-bleh-bleh!
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                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd March 2015
                                                                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                                                                  But that means the Large Marge that Pee Wee was riding with was... 'Her ghost!'
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                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd March 2015
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                                                                                                    Dreams? Yeah, Pee Wee's all alone and he's rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest...
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                                                                                                      Posted, 2nd March 2015
                                                                                                      by zikzak393
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                                                                                                      Well, Mickey lost his temper and took a knife and he well uh-. Do you know those ''Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law'' labels they put on mattresses? Well, he CUT one of them off!
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                                                                                                        Posted, 2nd March 2015
                                                                                                        by zikzak393
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                                                                                                        For twenty dollars Madame Ruby can tell you a lot of things. For thirty dollars she can tell you more. And for fifty dollars she can tell you ''everything''.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd March 2015
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                                                                                                          ''The stars at night are big and bright... [singing and clapping] ... deep in the heart of Texas!''
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                                                                                                            ''On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this...!''
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                                                                                                              Posted, 2nd March 2015
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