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Kindergarten Cop

Kindergarten Cop
This list was started on 9th March 2010 by agentdc7
There are 29 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 31st December 2012

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Public school systems cooperate with undercover police programs with replacing teachers with 25 years experience.
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    Posted, 9th March 2010
    by agentdc7
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    When someone is naked the first time you meet them, they will be hard to recognize later with all their clothes on .
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      Posted, 9th March 2010
      by agentdc7
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      Kindergarten classes are usually left unattended in the morning
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        Posted, 9th March 2010
        by agentdc7
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        Assaulting a man (even if he is an abusive SOB who deserves it) will have no lasting legal rammifications. In fact the principal of the school you're working at will fully support you.
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          Posted, 11th March 2010
          by NateSean
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          Ferrets don't bite, even though they do.
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            Posted, 9th March 2010
            by agentdc7
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            After puking on the side of the road, watch out for logs right in front your feet that appear out of thin air.
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              Posted, 9th March 2010
              by agentdc7
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              If you have a headache, IT'S NOT A TOO-MAH!!!
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                Posted, 9th March 2010
                by agentdc7
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                Kindergarden is like the ocean, you don't want to turn your back on it.
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                  Posted, 18th March 2010
                  by tenshi
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                  There is a game called "Who is Your Daddy and What Does He Do."
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                    Posted, 27th September 2012
                    by Deejeezy
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                    In Police School, THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!!!
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                      Posted, 9th March 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
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                        Posted, 9th March 2010
                        by agentdc7
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                        Children of Astoria have strange daddies.
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                          Posted, 9th March 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          A hypoglycemic woman pairs well with a chef. Figures.
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                            Posted, 9th March 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            Astoria is the single parent capital of America
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                              Posted, 9th March 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              If you're son is acting gay by playing with dolls, he might just be a pervert instead.
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                                Posted, 9th March 2010
                                by agentdc7
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                                Kindergartners were all born and not born in Astoria.
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                                  Posted, 9th March 2010
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  John Kimball is a cop you idiot!!
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                                    Posted, 9th March 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Married women are allowed to look like slobs.
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                                      Posted, 9th March 2010
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      A male kindergarten teacher is obviously gay, according to mothers.
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                                        Posted, 9th March 2010
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        John Kimble what like to know who your daddy is what he does for living.
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                                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                                          by TankerCaptain
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                                          A fire drill is a great time to make out.
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                                            Posted, 30th March 2010
                                            by NateSean
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                                            To get a witness to testify, stalk her like a creepy sex maniac.
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                                              Posted, 9th March 2010
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              It's not okay to punch someone after she poisoned your hamster .
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                                                Posted, 9th March 2010
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                If you don't stop screwing around back there, John Kimball is going to snap your penis like a pencil.
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                                                  Posted, 9th March 2010
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  People have sex with a bowl of pasta a olio between them in America.
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                                                    Posted, 9th March 2010
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    If all that medication your mom made you take as a kid ended up that there was nothing wrong with you, that's why there was nothing wrong with you.
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                                                      Posted, 9th March 2010
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      If you hit the kid, the Kindergarten teacher will hit you.
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                                                        Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        Male teachers should have female assistants in the "overall" event of an emergency. (Sexism doesn't play into it here, just imagine that same situation in the sue-happy 21st century.)
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                                                          Posted, 7th April 2010
                                                          by NateSean
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                                                          Don't eat someone else's lunch.
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                                                            Posted, 31st December 2012
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