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Jurassic Park
This list was started on 10th March 2010 by ekedolphin
There are 210 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 17th July 2016

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An electric fence that's powerful enough to repell a dinosaur won't have any lasting effects on an 8 year-old boy.
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  • 19th January 2014 by NateSean
    That makes even less sense.
  • 16th January 2014 by totallamp
    When dinosaurs touch fence they are grounded properly so get zapped more. That 8 yr boy was not grounded properly, hence survived, I think.
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Posted, 11th March 2010
by NateSean
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New cow-lowering harnesses must be ordered every time the raptors are fed.
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    Posted, 5th April 2010
    by Zak
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    Regular zoos with elephants and lions have giant trenches and fences to keep the animals in. Jurassic zoos with giant predators need no such precautions. After all, what are the odds that the fences would ever shut off?
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      Posted, 10th July 2010
      by MusicManD
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      It's a good idea to build a bathroom next to the T-rex tour just in case you're scared shitless!
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        Posted, 9th June 2010
        by thugz4real
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        Where do they keep all the cows and goats and why don’t you see them running around the island when the power goes? Is it possible that they were more securely kept than the dinosaurs?
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          Posted, 30th August 2010
          by LonelyShadow
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          He may stomp around a bit normally, but when raptors are around, T-Rex is a ninja.
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            Posted, 10th July 2010
            by MusicManD
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            Getting sneezed on by an animal that hasn't been alive for millions of years won't cause any long term illnesses.
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              Posted, 21st March 2010
              by NateSean
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              When a raptor looks at you, you can tell she's working things out.
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                Posted, 22nd March 2010
                by avalanche719
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                Barbasol makes secret dinosaur embryo containers.
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                  Posted, 5th April 2010
                  by Zak
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                  Remember the next time a mosquito bites you: you could be genetically remade in a couple of million years
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                    Posted, 15th June 2010
                    by matthijstieleman
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                    Stopping to say "clever girl" is not a good survival strategy.
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                      Posted, 11th October 2010
                      by no
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                      Raptors will eat everything except the arm, raptors hate arms.
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                        Posted, 22nd March 2010
                        by avalanche719
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                        Someone in a Costa Rican resurant just had a bite of Gillette-cream pie.
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                        • 31st December 2012 by username
                          correction: Barbasol
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                        Posted, 29th June 2010
                        by Lena
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                        Don't cross your fingers, hold on to your butts.
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                          Posted, 22nd March 2010
                          by avalanche719
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                          If its heavy, its expensive.
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                            Posted, 22nd March 2010
                            by avalanche719
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                            If your jello starts wobbling like crazy then it's time to RUN!
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                              Posted, 9th June 2010
                              by thugz4real
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                              Blueprints make it very hard to find the power box, but once you're there, they provide very detailed descriptions of the primer handle.
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                                Posted, 10th July 2010
                                by MusicManD
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                                Simply replicating extinct animals and plant life without any idea of how they'll function together in a complex ecosystem is just begging for things to go wrong.
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                                • 21st December 2014 by ANGUS
                                  Yes, that is actually the theme of the film and the book.
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                                Posted, 10th March 2010
                                by ekedolphin
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                                Fully equip a car to make it look drivable when its just automated.
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                                  Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                  by avalanche719
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                                  Dinosaurs are extict because they didn't know how to play fetch.
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                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                    by avalanche719
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                                    When you're told to turn the flashlight off, TURN THE DAMN FLASHLIGHT OFF!
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                                      Posted, 4th May 2010
                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                      If your Mexican worker is being dragged into the raptor cage and you tell the other Mexican workers to "shoot her," no one will listen.
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                                        Posted, 12th June 2010
                                        by thugz4real
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                                        Mixing dinosaur DNA with frog DNA never results in strange dino/frog hybrids.
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                                          Posted, 10th July 2010
                                          by MusicManD
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                                          When you've created an island full of the world's most deadly creatures, never destroy the island with bombs or napalm or anything. Instead, just fly away and let it work itself out. It's better for the sequel that way.
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                                          • 7th March 2014 by Meushell
                                            Both sequels were on a different island. :)
                                          • 22nd June 2012 by Jbm
                                            They used napalm at the end of the book though
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                                          Posted, 10th July 2010
                                          by MusicManD
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                                          Never, ever, turn off the electric fences in a dinosaur amusement park.
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                                            Posted, 10th March 2010
                                            by ekedolphin
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                                            Comparing your dinosaur amusement park to Disneyworld is not a good idea, mainly because the pirates of the carribbean don't eat the tourists.
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                                              Posted, 18th March 2010
                                              by tenshi
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                                              The T-Rex wants to hunt not be fed. But it will enjoy the meal when it thinks no one is watching.
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                                                Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                There isn't a "select all" button on the junction box.
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                                                  Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                  I want tasers on full charge. Not half charge, not quarter charge, FULL charge.
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                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                    A raptor is often confused with six foot turkeys
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                                                    • 26th March 2010 by UsernameTed
                                                      That will make for a nice Thanksgiving feast!
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                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                    Take a few seconds to compliment a raptor's intelligence before trying to shoot.
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                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                      We've got Dodgson here!
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                                                      • 21st October 2012 by skippkipp
                                                        Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?
                                                      • 9th June 2010 by thugz4real
                                                        lol i made a whole vid on youtube based on that line. (username on youtube is "thugz4real")
                                                      • 25th March 2010 by ekedolphin
                                                        Nobody cares. ;)
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                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                      Grant didn't stay up all night like he said he would. Liar.
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                                                        Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                        Muldoon gets the gun, Ellie just gets a walkie talkie. Even though she just briefly lectured Hammond about equality.
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                                                          Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                            Posted, 23rd April 2010
                                                            by ml1313
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                                                            Even in the midst of chaos by dinosaurs engineered by your own hand, there's always time for ice cream.
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                                                              Posted, 4th May 2010
                                                              by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                              "Pleeease!", is no longer the magic word.
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                                                                Posted, 24th May 2010
                                                                by Ally
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                                                                Flimsy Foam ceiling tiles are strong enough to support four people's weight as they are frantically trying to escape.
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                                                                  Posted, 9th June 2010
                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                  No one could have predicted that Dr. Grant would suddenly jump out of a moving car.
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                                                                    Posted, 12th June 2010
                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                    Eventually there WILL be dinosaurs on the dinosaur tour!
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                                                                      Posted, 12th June 2010
                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                      When choosing your kitchen decor, remember to always choose stainless. If a hungry dino chases you in, it may one day save your life!
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                                                                        Posted, 10th July 2010
                                                                        by MusicManD
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                                                                        I bet the unimportant doors have manual locks.
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                                                                          Posted, 10th July 2010
                                                                          by MusicManD
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                                                                          Petrified mosquitoes are not rare at all and were present in all stages of dinosaur history.
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                                                                          • 9th August 2010 by NateSean
                                                                            And in large enough quantities that they could clone entire herds of dinosaurs no less.
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                                                                          Posted, 10th July 2010
                                                                          by MusicManD
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                                                                          When choosing frog DNA to incorporate into your dinosaurs, don't use the regular run-of-the-mill frogs. Spare no expense and get the fancy West African frogs.
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                                                                            Posted, 10th July 2010
                                                                            by MusicManD
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                                                                            The best way to handle priceless, delicate eggs is with a mechanized metal claw.
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                                                                              Posted, 11th October 2010
                                                                              by no
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                                                                              The T-rex will only show up at a dramatically appropriate moment.
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                                                                                Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                Make sure you wash your hands before you eat after rummaging through dino poop.
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                                                                                  Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                  Hackers don't like to be called computer nerds.
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                                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                    That is one big pile of shit.
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                                                                                    • 21st October 2012 by skippkipp
                                                                                      She will remember to wash her hands before she eats anything.
                                                                                    • 18th March 2011 by djMADsKiLLz
                                                                                      win
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                                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                    A blind dinosaur is actually called a do-you-think-he-saurus.
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                                                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                      Nedry is never going to get new glasses.
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                                                                                      • 29th June 2010 by Lena
                                                                                        LOL, true, that
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                                                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                      Don't get mad at Hammond for going to into your trailer, get mad at him for opening your champagne.
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                                                                                        Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                        Keep the windows up when driving past the diloposaurus enclosure.
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                                                                                          Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                          Tying a seat belt together works just as well as when you click it together properly.
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                                                                                          • 31st December 2012 by username
                                                                                            Dr. Grant had two female buckles,yet he found a way to make it work. It foreshadows how the dinosaurs later start breeding despite the fact that they were all engineered to be female.
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                                                                                          Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                          They should've listened to Muldoon when he repeatedly told them that they needed locking mechanisms on the doors.
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                                                                                            Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                            Instead of extending the stock on your shotgun when you spot your target, extend it when you first acquire it.
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                                                                                              Posted, 8th April 2010
                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                              When designing the roads for your resort theme park island, make sure there is at least one high voltage gate between your visitor's center and the dock. Otherwise, all the people might escape.
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                                                                                                Posted, 10th July 2010
                                                                                                by MusicManD
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                                                                                                Hammond loves his grandkids. Sure, he doesn't bother going out to the restaurant or the kitchen to check on them after their harrowing adventure, but hey, he loves his grandkids.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 10th July 2010
                                                                                                  by MusicManD
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                                                                                                  Manual door locks are overrated. What are the odds that the electricity would ever go out?
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                                                                                                    Posted, 10th July 2010
                                                                                                    by MusicManD
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                                                                                                    A T-Rex has an odd gait: as long as it is out of sight it only places a foot on the ground every few seconds or so, thus making your jello wobble. I guess it holds the other one in the air in the mean time. They run like heck when visible, though.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 11th October 2010
                                                                                                      by no
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                                                                                                      A 12 year old with UNIX experience is handy to have around if the power goes out.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                                                                        by djMADsKiLLz
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                                                                                                        When a T-rex is likely to go after you, hide in the bathroom. That'll work.
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                                                                                                        • 26th March 2010 by UsernameTed
                                                                                                          When you've got to go you've GOT TO GO!
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                                                                                                        Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                                                        by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                        T-rexes can't see you if you don't move.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                                                          by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                          Raptors can open doors.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                                                            by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                            Life finds a way.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                                                                              by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                              If a dinosaur is completely harmless, that doesn't exclude being able to sneeze all over you.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                No matter what happens, women will inherit the earth!
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                                                                  by tenshi
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                                                                                                                  You'll hate trees after being stuck in one.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                    Carry a compass because park signs are not always accurate.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                      Jurassic park must buy harnesses in bulk, since they're destroyed everytime they feed the raptors.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                        Nobody wants Nedry to pick them up a snack, they know he'll just eat it.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                          The raptor fences are the only concern to Muldoon. He doesn't care about the Rex or the diloposaurases.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                            After almost getting crushed by a vehicle, crack a joke about how you were just in there.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                              T-Rexes think tires and autoparts are delicious.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                Don't be scared of the T-Rex, admire all the blood it extracts from another dinosaur.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                  Jurassic Park should consider making a chase by a T-Rex apart of its tour.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 23rd April 2010
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                                                                                                                                      Why breed the damn raptors in the first place if they're not even part of the tour?!
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 5th May 2010
                                                                                                                                        by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                                        When all the fences in a dinosaur amusement park fail, only care if the Raptor cage is still online.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                          If you see two big wooden doors, assume king-kong is in there.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                            Always send the black guy to go turn the electricity back on.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                              Dinosaurs became extinct because they wouldn't play fetch with the stick.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 12th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                                                When you're in the middle of a tropical storm, drive way too fast.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 15th June 2010
                                                                                                                                                  by matthijstieleman
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                                                                                                                                                  Where DID that goat come from?
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th August 2010
                                                                                                                                                    by LonelyShadow
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                                                                                                                                                    It's okay to leave two kids alone in a dining room while dinosaurs are on the loose.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 13th September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                      Ok let's make public a place where you have the most dangerous predator of millions years ago. It will funny
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 14th September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                        Young girls can work with complex computer programs they have never seen because - you know - they refer to themselves as hackers. Flash lights though? Way too complicated.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th November 2010
                                                                                                                                                          by no
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                                                                                                                                                          Impact tremors fairly alarm Dr. Ian Malcolm.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 27th January 2011
                                                                                                                                                            by Kikkomannrice
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                                                                                                                                                            Ancient fossilized Raptor talons become valueless to a paleontologist who has been attacked by dinosaurs.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 27th January 2011
                                                                                                                                                              by Kikkomannrice
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                                                                                                                                                              Guests don't need to wear protective gear like the workers when tampering with newborn genetic products.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 15th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                When sneaking sensitive biotechnology out of a computer-guarded installation, it helps to have a plan B in case the island you're on suffers a typhoon. Like, perhaps, waiting a few days.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 10th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                  Do not wipe the water out of your eyes when a T-Rex is standing in front of you.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                    Wipe the shaving cream off on a piece of pie, not a napkin or anything.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                      Malcolm carries on conversations even when he is alone.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                        Forget the schematics, just follow the pipes.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          Count before you run.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            You're still alive when raptors start to eat you.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              Raptors are good at distracting people until other Raptors can flank said person.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • 22nd March 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                                                                                                                Raptors rock.
                                                                                                                                                                              • 22nd March 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                                                                                                                Raptors rock.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              Remember to stop after tossing the flare.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                The T-Rex doesn't like bone statues of itself.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                  If you beat Lex at something, the only reward is respect.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Stay away from the trees bordering an open field, the T-Rex may be hiding there.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Mr. Arnold must've let go of his butt in favor of a pipe when the raptor attacked.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        If your big production gets lots of people killed, not only will your business be okay, so will you! No repercussion. No worries.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • 31st December 2012 by username
                                                                                                                                                                                          There's a deleted board room scene from The Lost World in which it is revealed that the family members of those who were killed on Isla Nublar are suing InGen and that InGen's stock is dropping. The executives then vote to remove Hammond from the office of CEO.
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 28th March 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                                                                                                                          I agree. Hammond in the book was an idiot. I was actually kind of glad to see him get eaten by Compys.
                                                                                                                                                                                        • 27th March 2010 by ThunderRollin
                                                                                                                                                                                          Hammond got off much easier in the movie than he did in the book. By a long shot. It bothers me greatly.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 27th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Where did the drop off come from??? Where did T-Rex's paddock go???
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • 10th July 2010 by MusicManD
                                                                                                                                                                                          Other side of the road.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 27th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Raptors are easily fooled by reflections.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Public Bathrooms are the worst place to hide from a T-rex. You'll just end up getting eaten off the toilet!
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 9th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Hey! When you gotta go you gotta go!
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 9th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Malcolm hates being right all the time.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 9th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Hammond really hates Malcolm.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't worry, Dennis can afford new glasses!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 12th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Most dinosaur hunters have British accents for some reason
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 15th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Paleontologists don't mind that the park is named after just one period in paleontology even though there are dinosaurs present that never lived in the Jurassic period.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 15th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        A T-Rex is likely to hunt humans, a smell or meat his instinct doesn't say he should eat, especially if he's got a big-ass park to hunt the meat he ate back when he existed.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 15th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Macintosh computers are noted for their reliability, however for dinosaur park purposes they should not be used.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 15th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Velociraptors will inturrupt your dessert pig-out, especially if you're eating Jell-O.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 29th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              If you are running away from prehistoric animals in the open, chances are you will NOT get trampled!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Velociraptors speak Wookie.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 10th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Unix looks like a video game.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 10th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    After they finalize the "T-Rex Chase" ride, Jurassic Park really needs to consider the "Spin Around on the Dinosaur Bones" ride.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 10th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Defense systems and door locks may be up, but nothing keeps T-Rex out. Nothing.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 10th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Objects/T-rexes in the Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 27th August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Fake electrocutions are not funny.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 13th September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's important to grab a hard-to-operate flashlight to actually see the vicious dinosuar that just finished eating a goat.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 13th March 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The first and foremost thing on Hammond's mind when developing dangerous, unpredictable dinosaurs is to show them to kids with minimal security systems in place, and the first ones to test them are his own grandchildren. Spared no expense.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 15th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The magic world for Nedry's program was probably any expletive that Samuel L Jackson would have screamed in every other movie.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 30th April 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  T-Rex's don't like lawyers either . . . . except maybe for an occasional snack.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 15th July 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Raptors can jump really high.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 10th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ah-ah-ah! You didn't say the magic word!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 10th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        After serious consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 10th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 11th March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Although it's nessecary to wash your hands after handling contemporary reptiles there won't be any such precautions handling newly cloned ones.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 21st March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Eight year olds love reading huge books.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Go ahead and invite kids you just met to a bbq.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't bother extending the stock on your shotgun, you're going to die anyway.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Dennis has butterfingers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      T-Rex saves the day!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        You have to respect the power!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Malcolm is only occasionally married and expects all relationships to fail before they start.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's alright to be hunted by velociraptors.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hammond spared no expenses.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Raptors are lethal at eight months.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Impact tremors are a fairly alarming.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Must go faster!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Malcolm hates being right all the time.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nobody could've predicted that Dr Grant would jump out of a moving vehicle.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The only one on Hammond's side is the bloodsucking lawyer.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Sucks to be the gatekeeper.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              A raptor hissing in a cage will still scare the workers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Babies smells.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Kids are noisy, messy, and expensive.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Malcolm thinks dinosaurs wear skirts.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      They must've paid Muldoon a hefty salary to keep him on when he thinks they should all be destroyed.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Doctor Grant's not machine compatible
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hammond won't blame you for a mistake, but he'll make you pay for it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            After learning about dinosaurs the whole tour, you'll think you're going to see King Kong.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              They'll put the funding if there's no on-site inspection conducted.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Grant? GRRRRRRAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Malcolm suffers from a deplorable excess of personality
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    After eating something salty, Nedry wants something sweet.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Where's Nedry?! He's probably at the vending machine.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Dinosaurs that only eat vegetables will make an exception for human vegetarians.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Dinosaurs DO move in herds.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hammond really does hate Malcolm.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hammond is Nedry's dad.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Make sure the passenger door is locked before you get out of the jeep.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  When everyone else is evacuating the island, maybe you should too.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Shoot her!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Nature selected dinosaurs for extiction. Who's next?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Malcolm thinks there's gonna be a T-rex chasing a jeep on the tour.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Hammond spared no expenses yet they didn't think of arming the park with bigger guns than simple shotguns so that IF the dinosaurs got pissed, they would have something to kill them with.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 31st December 2012 by username
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          According to the book, Hammond didn't want his expensive attractions to be harmed and resisted having any weapons on the island. When Muldoon threatened to quit and expose InGen's lack of concern for safety to the press, InGen allowed for two laser-guided missile launchers to be kept in a locked room for which only Muldoon had keys.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 15th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        If you build a big-ass zoo, with the sole purpose to show big-ass ancient creatures which you can genetically built in masses, make a real animal-friendly living environment for them with all kinds of trees, instead of just making a huge field where you can see them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 15th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          T-Rexes are really evil creatures that will do anything to destroy anything they don't like.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If you're at a dangerous fight involving hungry angry beasts (especially if one of them has lost a pack member) it's a good idea to just stay and watch. Don't leave too soon. You won't see her chuck that bitch a skeleton!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 19th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              When you hear a T-Rex stomping, and see water vibrating, it could just be the power trying to come back on.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                BD Wong knows how to interrupt the cellular mitosis. But he's not gonna tell you!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  They DO move in herds!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Apparently lexi should sit with grant cos it will be good for him apparently.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 29th February 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Doctor Sattler is familiar with the concept of attraction.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A white man in Costa Rica wearing sunglasses and cheesy hat snooping around is not suspicious.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Hammond spared no expense, despite Nedry selling them out for 1.5 million total. Dodgson offered a better deal: 50K per viable embryo.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 15th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hiring the other company's fat security expert to catch up on ten years of research in the span of 18 minutes, all for 1.5 million dollars, is what is known as "Spared No Expense."
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 15th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Scientists like BD Wong can only imagine that your lack of confidence in his methods means a belief that female dinosaurs will turn lesbian.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 15th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                BD Wong prefers being surrounded by female dinosaur chicks for some odd reason...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 15th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hammond was the only person to remain cheerful after witnessing Raptors devour a bull.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 15th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    When encountering raptors, remember that they have intelligence. Problem-solving intelligence. Especially the big ones.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 15th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hammond hires Muldoon, the one guy that knows the most about raptors. Yet he would never listen to his security concerns.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 15th December 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Part of Dr Wu's job includes walking around the park and lifting the dinosaurs' skirts to verify they are all female.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th April 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A banquet left overnight during a power outage won't go bad. Or attract dinosaurs.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 13th July 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            First-class corporate helicopters have a 1-in-4 chance of having incorrect seatbelt buckles.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 13th July 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dinosaur pen fences have 50,000 vols behind them but cannot withstand a T-Rex leaning against it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When rich people something was acquired "spared no expense" expect tem to hav really skimped out on some practical things, like signs that are durable and can't be easily adjusted by hand, or locks on doors and a visitor's facility that can prevent dangerous predators from easily going inside undetected.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 13th July 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Don't leave Newman in charge of the important security system.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's pretty easy to dupe raptors.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      There's no need to put a fence between visitors and your large herbivorous dinosaur which looks like a giant cross of hippo/rhino on triple steroids.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        T-Rex has an earth shaking foot step. Sometimes it walk on toes, sneaky bastard.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 17th July 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Richard Attenborough has teleportation powers. He can reach your trailer going through your stuff before his helicopter lands.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 17th July 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Bring your annoying skeptical kids to a dig site in Badlands in the middle of the desert. It'll be fun.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 17th July 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Dinosaurs have 65 million years of gut instinct. The amount of time they were extinct.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 17th July 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                No one gives a shit when Samuel L Jackson goes to the Raptor-infested area.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 17th July 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The investors should convince their lawyer who represents them to inspect their investment, not the other way around.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 17th July 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You can touch the objects frozen in liquid Nitrogen with your bare hands.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Autoerotica means something about Animatronics, NOT masturbation.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Don't give the security programming of your park for debugging 2 million lines of code to the lowest bidder, if you plan to spare no expense.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 17th July 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          You can find if a system is UNIX with a glimpse on it's unique, highly customized graphic 3D GUI.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A Tyrannosaur paddock can instantly turn into a cliff.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              You can also genetically build prehistoric plants, if you find a way to build the dinosaurs from their blood in fossilized mosquitoes.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                In a dinosaur park, there's no need for a chef to prepare all kinds of food and deserts.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The harness which you deliver Raptors' food to them is absolutely blood proof, but not tear-proof.
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