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Demolition Man

Demolition Man
This list was started on 10th March 2010 by ekedolphin
There are 108 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 30th August 2014

The Things I Learned . . .

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Guns that have been in a museum armoury for 20+ years will be in perfect working order.
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    Posted, 27th March 2010
    by JumpinJack
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    This was the first movie I ever saw Sandra Bullock in. She was hot then, she's hot now. Jesse James, you're an idiot.
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      Posted, 27th March 2010
      by JumpinJack
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      Cursing in the new San Angeles will cost you one credit. On the flip side, it provides a decent alternative to the seashells...
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        Posted, 27th March 2010
        by JumpinJack
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        Involuntary manslaughter basically gets you a trip to 50 years into the future, where you'll come out not a day older. That's a deterrent? No wonder Los Angeles looks like Sarajevo in this film.
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          Posted, 10th March 2010
          by ekedolphin
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          Apparently, Laserdiscs have replaced Blu-ray discs in 2032. Must be the ultimate form of going retro.
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            Posted, 10th March 2010
            by ekedolphin
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            A rat burger and a beer is worth one futuristic watch.
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              Posted, 28th March 2010
              by NateSean
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              The coroners in 1996 must really suck.
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                Posted, 10th March 2010
                by ekedolphin
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                Simon Phoenix would lose his head if it wasn't attached.
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                  Posted, 10th March 2010
                  by ekedolphin
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                  Watching Jackie Chan films is a good way to learn kung-fu.
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                    Posted, 12th March 2010
                    by ekedolphin
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                    Police are not trained to deal with violence.
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                      Posted, 12th March 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      Inspite of having no obvious military presence it's possible to keep the heavily armed "criminal" element on the run and hiding.
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                      • 20th May 2010 by ekedolphin
                        Good point. Who are they hiding from, the wimps with the stun batons?
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                      Posted, 28th March 2010
                      by NateSean
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                      Alfredo Garcia is the only thing in Lenina Huxley's office that isn't in violation of some morality statute or another.
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                        Posted, 10th March 2010
                        by ekedolphin
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                        Sex can lead to kids, smoking and a desire to raid the fridge.
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                          Posted, 11th March 2010
                          by ekedolphin
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                          Hurting people's not a good thing. Well, *sometimes* it is.
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                            Posted, 11th March 2010
                            by ekedolphin
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                            Given the choice between freedom of choice and a near-perfect utopia where everyone's the same, I'll side with Edgar Friendly and take the former, too.
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                              Posted, 12th March 2010
                              by ekedolphin
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                              Despite any penitentiary physicians' psychological training, repeating what they say to them in Spanish can really get under their skin.
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                                Posted, 16th March 2010
                                by Kikkomannrice
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                                A little strange that none of the police officers present-- even Zachary Lamb, who was a cop in the 20th century-- had any idea what a code 187 is.
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                                  Posted, 18th March 2010
                                  by ekedolphin
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                                  Santa Barbara, Los Angeles and San Diego become one giant metroplex in 2011... Yeah, that won't help the traffic situation AT ALL...
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                                    Posted, 27th March 2010
                                    by JumpinJack
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                                    "The Big One of 2010" sounds ominous as earthquakes go... Of course, this movie also predicted cryo-prisons in use by 1996 - Nostradamus level it's not...
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                                    • 20th May 2010 by ekedolphin
                                      On the other hand, there's been so much earthquake activity already in 2010 that the likelihood of such a thing occurring ain't zero.
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                                    Posted, 27th March 2010
                                    by JumpinJack
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                                    Sex really sucks in the 2030s. But apparently there have been advances in "online porn".
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                                      Posted, 27th March 2010
                                      by JumpinJack
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                                      Nothing like a good streetfight to get Lenina Huxley turned on.
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                                        Posted, 27th March 2010
                                        by JumpinJack
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                                        Until this movie, I had never heard of sex referred to as the "Hunka Chunka"...
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                                        • 15th August 2014 by agentdc7
                                          Neither have I. Stallone must have learned it from his earlier works.
                                        • 20th May 2010 by ekedolphin
                                          Nor have I heard it since.
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                                        Posted, 27th March 2010
                                        by JumpinJack
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                                        Wrong numbers in the future could be kinda cool...
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                                          Posted, 27th March 2010
                                          by JumpinJack
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                                          When any Sylvester Stallone character becomes the voice of reason and guidance, I'm worried.
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                                            Posted, 27th March 2010
                                            by JumpinJack
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                                            People can say "F*** you, lady" on T.V.
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                                              Posted, 21st March 2012
                                              by Max
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                                              You don't want to know how to use the three seashells. Trust me.
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                                                Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                by ekedolphin
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                                                Edgar Friendly is basically Denis Leary from his song "Asshole"-- I can totally see him sucking down quarter-pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's in those old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers. (Except McDonald's lost the franchise war to Taco Bell).
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                                                  Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                  by ekedolphin
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                                                  Spartan's even better live than on Laserdisc.
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                                                    Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                    by ekedolphin
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                                                    Apparently, Oldsmobile is back in business by 2032.
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                                                      Posted, 10th March 2010
                                                      by ekedolphin
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                                                      Guns were widely used in the urban combat of the late 20th century... and prior to that they didn't have any history worth mentioning in historical archives, evidently.
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                                                        Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                        by ekedolphin
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                                                        They'll let anyone into the 21st century.
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                                                          Posted, 11th March 2010
                                                          by ekedolphin
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                                                          Taco Bell will be fine dining in the future.
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                                                            Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            Arnold WILL be President someday.
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                                                              Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                              by NateSean
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                                                              Taco Bell will serve food gumballs in the future.
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                                                                Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                Early 60's radio commercials are considered top of the charts music in the late 21st century.
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                                                                  Posted, 13th March 2010
                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                  I don't think Aldous Huxley had Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock in mind when he penned Brave New World...
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                                                                    Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                    Proceed with extreme assertiveness. Yeah, that should work.
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                                                                      Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                      I don't care - listening to the Armor Hot Dogs jingle, the ballad of the Jolly Green Giant, etc. strikes me as crap music. LOL - I guess in the 2030s, I'll really be the crotchety old guy complaining about the music kids listen to.
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                                                                        Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                        "Mellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?" I'm not a fan of Simon Phoenix, but that would make me want to throw a dude through a window too.
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                                                                          Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                          Johnny Paycheck probably laughed at the "take this job and shovel it" comment. Don't know if it woulda worked in the song, though...
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                                                                            Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                                            I still remember bursting out laughing in the movie theatre when Sly kicked Wesley's head off. Yeah, that was the first time I thought I might need professional help.
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                                                                              Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                              Muu-muus apparently never go out of fashion... *sigh*
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                                                                                Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                                Dr. Cockteau reminds me of an evil Mr. Rogers too... and I already thought Mr. Rogers was damn creepy.
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                                                                                  Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                  I'm watching this movie on TV - I just found out that Vince the Slap-Chop guy also hawks the ShamWow. And he's just as annoying in this commercial. Does that count as a learning?
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                                                                                    Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                                    Lord knows, John Spartan wouldn't mind a good burrito. He's also become somewhat fond of Ratburgers, so who knows about his palate...
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                                                                                      Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                                      San Angeles police officers have the use of their police cruisers even for personal excursions like dinner at Taco Bell.
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                                                                                        Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                                        I have a serious issue if Taco Bell is the only restaurant to survive the "Franchise Wars". Sometimes, a guy just needs a good bacon double cheese, y'know?
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                                                                                          Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                                          I lived in Orange County for awhile... I can agree, Los Angeles is, was and likely will continue to be a rotting cesspool. Of course, that's just my opinion.
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                                                                                            Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                                                            Being called a "brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era thankfully forgotten" doesn't sound so horrible to me, either.
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                                                                                              Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                                              The Wild West wasn't even the Wild West...
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                                                                                                Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                Goodyear ATV tires make pretty good battle armor.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                  Trusting the Mad Dog Killer Type that the "friends" he's asked you to defrost are not the same Mad Dog Killer Types as he, is probably not a good idea.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                    The Love Boat theme is not really good mood music.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                      Nothing like a little "behavioral engineering" to turn a tough guy into a knitting fool...
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                                                                                                        Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                        Knitting a girl a sweater is a good way to apologize after the sexual snafu the night before...
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                                                                                                          Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                          When a maniac like Simon Phoenix has a gun to your head, 10 seconds is 9 1/2 seconds longer than you live...
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                                                                                                            Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                            Secure-foam looks effective, but a heckuva lot more messy than your standard airbags...
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                                                                                                              Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                              Lenina Huxley can give you the specs on a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass, but she doesn't know how to drive one? For a woman who prides herself on late-20th century knowledge, that seems like a pretty significant oversight...
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                                                                                                                Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                That Magna-Rifle that Phoenix uses seems awfully advanced to be a relic in a museum.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                  Damn, that woman can kick...
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                    17 years later, and I still think it was bad taste to have the Jeffrey Dahmer line in this movie.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                      When you give a maniac an ultimatum, using a firmer voice, and adding the words "or else", you should probably be able to back that up.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 27th March 2010
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                                                                                                                        Simon Sez seems like a crappy game when Simon is a murdering madman.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                          Yes, Lenina - all fluid transfer activities are that enjoyable... and more...
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                            Sting wrote a pretty cool song to close this one out.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 27th March 2010
                                                                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                              You can still become horribly overweight when the only food available is futuristic gumballs.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 28th March 2010
                                                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                The late 20th century has the technology to cryogenically freeze criminals, but they can't apply that same technology to terminally ill patients.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 28th March 2010
                                                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                  The best rehabilitation for John Spartan was knitting.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 28th March 2010
                                                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                    Rat isn't all that bad. What I want to know is what happened to all of the dogs and cats...
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 28th March 2010
                                                                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                      Taco Bell has great advertising advisors.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 5th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                        Edgar Friendly wants to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over his body reading Playboy magazine.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 21st September 2010
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                                                                                                                                          Simon wants to know if it's hot in here, or if it's just him.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 16th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                            You were smart enough to program Phoenix not to kill you. But you forgot the second Assimov law that says he can't allow harm to come to you.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                              C4 can explode without a detonator.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                The rat burger is fine. What I want to know is how they made the beer.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                  Stun batons in the hands of the right person are actually quite volatile.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                    Two needles and a ball of yarn are enough to make a sweater.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                      In the future, museums will display fully loaded weapons with enough amunition to make Duke Nukem worry about the weight.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                        All of the competent medical examiners must have had the day off when John Spartan was convicted of killing hostages that were all ready dead.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                          People of the future are shocked by murder-death-kills. What happens when people die normally?
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                            Futuristic leaders have easily combustible bodies.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                              Edgar Friendly uses shot guns to shop for groceries.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                If Simon Phoenix has pointed a gun at you for ten seconds, you've been alive for nine seconds too long.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                  When Simon Phoenix is hunting you down, don't be flattered. Be scared.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                    Simon doesn't want any other mad dog killer types on the loose. Besides him.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                      Like any other well bred, petty psychopath, Phoenix knows the value of a good assistant.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                        John Spartan is like a New York cockroach.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                          People who are insecure really inspire joy-joy feelings in others.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                            All of the "microtunes" of the future are pre-60's. So it's safe to say the Geico lizard has lost his celebrity status.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                              Being under arrest negates the possibility of you leaving.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                The future is a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Send a maniac to catch a maniac.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                    You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Ordinary civilians get fined one credit for the first violation of the Verbal Morality Code and are then politley arrested. The police just get fined. Seems kinda unfair in a very low key sort of way.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Sometimes hurting people is fun. But not when they're looking for something to eat.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                          John Spartan can fix a trashed police car with a needle and thread.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                            If you're young, think all you want.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                              A sotto voice violation of the Verbal Morality code is only one half credit. So you can save money by whispering your F-bombs.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Simon can't imagine what good thing he must have done in a previous life.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ask the little girl if she thinks it was worth it to blow up a 7 million dollar mall when her ransom was only 25,000 dollars.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    If you were to tell John Spartan he was a brutish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten, he would probably just say "Thank You."
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      High fives still exist in the future. Well, sort of.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th March 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Sly is a Rob Schneider magnet
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 21st March 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Bacon, butter, and buckets of cheese sounds like heaven.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 21st March 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            The sewers of the future smell good. They smell like biscuits and gravy.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 15th August 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              I want to have sex with Lena Huxley. No, not that way! The old fashion way. I don't care if you thing it's disgusting.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 15th August 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                When a cryo lab explodes, King Kong will scream.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 15th August 2014
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you get shot in the ribcage, you die immediately.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th August 2014
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