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Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice
This list was started on 10th March 2010 by ekedolphin
There are 31 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 24th October 2011

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After six hundred years in the ground, can you really blame Betelgeuse for wanting to get laid?
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    Posted, 10th March 2010
    by ekedolphin
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    You've got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they're dead or alive, will walk all over you.
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      Posted, 10th March 2010
      by ekedolphin
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      When your parents said "don't make that face it'll stay like that" they were telling you the truth!
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        Posted, 5th July 2010
        by TiffYG2133
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        Sandworms live on Saturn.
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          Posted, 21st September 2010
          by Bacupboy
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          It takes football players a little while to realize they're dead.
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            Posted, 10th March 2010
            by ekedolphin
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            It takes strange and unusual people to see strange and unusual things for what they are.
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            • 12th March 2010 by UsernameTed
              Strange and unusual. That's where you were going with this right?
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            Posted, 10th March 2010
            by ekedolphin
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            Letting a self-help book for the recently deceased fall into the hands of someone who's into the occult is a very, very bad idea.
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              Posted, 10th March 2010
              by ekedolphin
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              Apparently, someone did very poor research on The Exorcist, since an undead guy has seen it 167 times and thinks it gets funnier every time he sees it.
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                Posted, 10th March 2010
                by ekedolphin
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                Betelgeuse can imitate other people's voices.
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                  Posted, 10th March 2010
                  by ekedolphin
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                  For all her professed strangeness, Lydia is just another angsty teenager who writes really bad poetry.
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                    Posted, 10th March 2010
                    by ekedolphin
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                    It doesn't do you any good to tear your heads of in front of people if they can't see you.
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                      Posted, 18th March 2010
                      by tenshi
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                      Beetlejuice, beetlejuice... BEETLEJUICE
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                        Posted, 25th March 2010
                        by sapphire0kisses
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                        Geena Davis is cool in pretty much everything.
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                          Posted, 25th March 2010
                          by sapphire0kisses
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                          Flies enjoy Zagnut bars.
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                            Posted, 25th May 2010
                            by Dominic
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                            Beetlejuice hopes Adam and Barbara like Italian food.
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                              Posted, 25th May 2010
                              by Dominic
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                              Delia Deetz is a flake and if she wants to scare anyone, she should do it with her sculptures.
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                                Posted, 25th May 2010
                                by Dominic
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                                Otho is a round boy according to Beetlejuice.
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                                  Posted, 25th May 2010
                                  by Dominic
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                                  Maxie Dean and his wife are K-Mart shoppers.
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                                    Posted, 25th May 2010
                                    by Dominic
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                                    19
                                    Valium really works good.
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                                      Posted, 5th July 2010
                                      by blogger de niro
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                                      Alec Baldwin has a big butt.
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                                        Posted, 5th July 2010
                                        by blogger de niro
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                                        In order to be a good preppy school girl who does all her homework you must live an extraordinary experience...
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                                          Posted, 5th July 2010
                                          by blogger de niro
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                                          Never cut holes in Delia's couture bed sheets.
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                                            Posted, 18th October 2010
                                            by bacon1489
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                                            Dead or alive, you just gotta dance when you hear Harry Belafonte.
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                                              Posted, 3rd March 2011
                                              by AshBlaze
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                                              ALWAYS deny the addition of the brothel to the model village, whether you built it or not.
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                                                Posted, 3rd March 2011
                                                by AshBlaze
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                                                Don't ya hate it when you get a case of the head spins?
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                                                  Posted, 3rd March 2011
                                                  by AshBlaze
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                                                  Smoking with a slit throat makes a great effect.
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                                                    Posted, 24th October 2011
                                                    by Dirtleg79
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                                                    Never try to exchange waiting numbers with a Voodoo Priest.
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                                                      Posted, 24th October 2011
                                                      by Dirtleg79
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                                                      If you're a ghost, don't use bed sheets.
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                                                        Posted, 24th October 2011
                                                        by Dirtleg79
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                                                        Getting attacked by your shrimp cocktail is fun, not scary.
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                                                          Posted, 24th October 2011
                                                          by Dirtleg79
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                                                          When you don't want someone to say your name, just throw a zipper in their mouth.
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                                                            Posted, 24th October 2011
                                                            by Dirtleg79
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                                                            Next time you're driving on a bridge and a dog walks out, hit it.
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                                                              Posted, 24th October 2011
                                                              by Dirtleg79
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