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Edward Scissorhands

Edward Scissorhands
This list was started on 10th March 2010 by NateSean
There are 24 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th February 2015

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A hair cut is a more erotic experience than I was lead to believe.
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    Posted, 10th March 2010
    by NateSean
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    When someone with scissorhands spends the night at your house, the best place for them to sleep is in the waterbed.
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    • 4th April 2010 by Sassy
      Genius!
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    Posted, 4th April 2010
    by Bassmint Stile
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    A pale white, eternally youthful man named Edward, living in a distant house and attracting the attention of women when he enters town...Nice Try Stephanie, you almost had us fooled.
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      Posted, 10th March 2010
      by NateSean
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      You can sculpt 25 foot dinosaur bushes without using a ladder.
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        Posted, 13th March 2010
        by agentdc7
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        Single women are VERY desperate.
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          Posted, 13th March 2010
          by agentdc7
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          Absolutely no government agency in the world will be interested in what is basically a walking weapon.
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            Posted, 10th March 2010
            by NateSean
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            Large blocks of ice are readily available in a building without electricity, in a town where it apparently never snows.
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              Posted, 10th March 2010
              by NateSean
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              That if you have scissor hands you have a bright future as either a hair stylist or a gardener.
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              • 11th November 2011 by Movie Genius
                Does anyone know how I can put a movie poster on my list and put it so it's available on the 'Browse Movies' list?
              • 10th November 2011 by Movie Genius
                Or an ice sculptor. He would be good at weddings and other family events.
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              Posted, 2nd May 2010
              by blinghurst
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              Even though Edward is supposed to have been "dead", no one thinks to ask who is maintaining the garden.
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                Posted, 10th March 2010
                by NateSean
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                the best logical step,when creating your own boy is scissor hands to real hands.
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                  Posted, 4th April 2010
                  by Bassmint Stile
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                  That if you have scissor hands you should not own a water bed.
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                    Posted, 2nd May 2010
                    by blinghurst
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                    No one wants to buy any Avon products.
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                      Posted, 2nd April 2011
                      by Gladys
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                      A house that clearly looks abandoned from the valley below must be a great place to sell make-up.
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                        Posted, 10th March 2010
                        by NateSean
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                        The "Inventor" never left the castle apparently.
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                          Posted, 10th March 2010
                          by NateSean
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                          There won't be a single car in the neighborhood at night but three police cars will appear within seconds of a house alarm going off.
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                            Posted, 10th March 2010
                            by NateSean
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                            If your house is green, most likely your furniture and clothes are too.
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                              Posted, 13th March 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              You cant buy the necessities of life with cookies, what a bummer!
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                                Posted, 17th March 2010
                                by tenshi
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                                if you drive a black van with a flame paintjob, you are the evil/bad boyfriend.
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                                  Posted, 4th April 2010
                                  by Bassmint Stile
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                                  His scars run deep.
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                                    Posted, 19th October 2011
                                    by ginmar
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                                    His story will touch you, even though he can't.
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                                      Posted, 19th October 2011
                                      by ginmar
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                                      Jim would give his left nut to see that again.
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                                        Posted, 20th January 2011
                                        by sk8r boi183
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                                        The different one...is always the sexiest one :D
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                                          Posted, 11th August 2011
                                          by Alaurien
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                                          He can't hold her.
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                                            Posted, 21st April 2012
                                            by LadyGrizz
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                                            When you claim the house came down and killed Edward, everyone will take your word for it.
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                                              Posted, 6th February 2015
                                              by zikzak393
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