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Superman II

Superman II
This list was started on 11th March 2010 by ekedolphin
There are 29 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 17th April 2016

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Staying healthy means lots of freshly squeezed oranges... and smoking.
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  • 13th March 2010 by ekedolphin
    HAHAHA! Good point; I'd forgotten about the smoking.
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Posted, 12th March 2010
by agentdc7
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Superman has the weapon of a cellophane "S" that wraps around you, absorbs into your body, and does absolutely nothing.
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    Posted, 12th March 2010
    by agentdc7
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    Come and kneel before Zod! ZOOOOOOOD!
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      Posted, 11th March 2010
      by ekedolphin
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      Clark apparently didn't build any natural muscle strength from all the heavy-lifting he did as Superman.
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        Posted, 11th March 2010
        by ekedolphin
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        When Superman is saving a stupid kid, it's okay for Clark Kent to steal some hot dogs.
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          Posted, 12th March 2010
          by agentdc7
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          The planet Houston has quite a strange surface.
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            Posted, 11th March 2010
            by ekedolphin
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            Apparently ten-year-old boys aren't smart enough to realize it's not a good idea to stand on the opposite side of the rail at Niagara Falls.
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              Posted, 11th March 2010
              by ekedolphin
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              When your mother tells you that giving up your superpowers means you'll give them up permanently, she means it. Until she doesn't.
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                Posted, 11th March 2010
                by ekedolphin
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                After Clark gave up his superpowers to be with Lois, I don't envy them the long trip back to civilization on foot.
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                  Posted, 11th March 2010
                  by ekedolphin
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                  Superman has the ability to wipe your memory with a kiss.
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                  • 31st December 2014 by zikzak393
                    When Superman gets stuck in a Plot Hole, use magic.
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                  Posted, 11th March 2010
                  by ekedolphin
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                  Jorel didn't feel like talking anymore when original director Richard Donner was fired, so he got his wife to do it.
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                    Posted, 12th March 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    Double barreled shotguns are crude noise makers.
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                      Posted, 12th March 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      Richard Donner is worth the money.
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                        Posted, 4th October 2011
                        by AngryWhopper
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                        The Richard Donner Cut is better.
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                        • 25th February 2013 by agentdc7
                          Yes, much better, even if it's partially incomplete.
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                        Posted, 26th September 2012
                        by FilmSavvy
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                        Kneel before Zod.
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                          Posted, 26th September 2012
                          by FilmSavvy
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                          When getting Lois some orange juice, make sure it's freshly squeezed! She's not only going through a health-nut phase, she's also high-maintenance about it.
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                            Posted, 11th March 2010
                            by ekedolphin
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                            Superman has the ability to throw the S from his chest at you.
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                              Posted, 11th March 2010
                              by ekedolphin
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                              When you're a superhero, your enemies will eventually catch on if you show favoritism to a certain person in particular.
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                                Posted, 11th March 2010
                                by ekedolphin
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                                Otis is too heavy.
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                                  Posted, 21st March 2012
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  Perry White's skull is no match for a soft ceiling panel.
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                                    Posted, 17th April 2016
                                    by agentdc7
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