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Batman & Robin

Batman & Robin
This list was started on 12th March 2010 by Anon
There are 84 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 25th June 2015

The Things I Learned . . .

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When a homosexual director takes over a franchise, Gotham City will be full of giant statues of naked muscular men... and bat nipples... and ear piercings... and butt shots.
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    Posted, 12th March 2010
    by agentdc7
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    Dick Grayson lives up to his first name.
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      Posted, 14th March 2010
      by Anon
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      The only correct way to portray a villain with ice-based powers is to spew out endless ice-based one-liners that are supposed to be funny but aren't.
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        Posted, 12th March 2010
        by Anon
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        A dark knight that devotes his life to fighting crime will show up to parties and auctions, complete with a Bat-credit card.
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          Posted, 12th March 2010
          by agentdc7
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          Chicks dig the car.
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          • 6th April 2010 by Chiwayway
            no chicks dig the bike!!!!!!-megz_baby
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          Posted, 12th March 2010
          by Anon
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          Why yes, it CAN get campier than Adam West.
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          • 14th March 2010 by Anon
            Jeez, even the Canadians couldn't handle that hockey scene. God help us all!
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          Posted, 12th March 2010
          by Anon
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          Batman keeps prosthetic lips lying around the Batcave. Heaven knows why.
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            Posted, 12th March 2010
            by Anon
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            It's hard to belive the guy who gave us Lost Boys degenerated to this...
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              Posted, 21st March 2010
              by NateSean
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              Turns out George Clooney can appear in a bad movie.
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              • 23rd July 2013 by Creamlord666
                Well, he made it out alive...not so Chris O'Donnel or Alicia Silverstone. Paparazzi worldwide still trying to find their tomnstones.
              • 29th September 2010 by ekedolphin
                Yeah, this film almost killed Clooney's film career before it really got started.
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              Posted, 12th March 2010
              by Anon
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              Never leave the cave without the bat-credit card.
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              • 2nd May 2010 by agentdc7
                It's usually for drive-thru.
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              Posted, 12th March 2010
              by Anon
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              Bat-ass isn't equal to badass.
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              • 15th March 2010 by Anon
                Out of all the terrible puns in the actual movie, this one that you just made is the one that made me laugh.
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              Posted, 14th March 2010
              by Anon
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              I'm surprised Batman didn't give a "YABBA-DABBA DOOOOOO!" holler when he slid down the dinosaur's long tail.
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              • 6th April 2010 by Chiwayway
                thats the truth...lol-megz_baby
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              Posted, 25th March 2010
              by ekedolphin
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              If the cities don't bow to Mr. Freeze's demands, then "IT'S WINTA FIVA HERE IN GOTHAM!"
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                Posted, 19th April 2010
                by agentdc7
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                There's nothing suspicious about a giant man wearing mask with green tubes coming from South America... He might be a transfer for Lucha libre wrestling.
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                  Posted, 21st April 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Uma Thurman is able to stop being sexy.
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                    Posted, 12th March 2010
                    by Anon
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                    No bat-themed armor is complete without nipples.
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                      Posted, 12th March 2010
                      by Anon
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                      When you don't have the money for an auction bid, you can borrow it from your opponent bidder.
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                        Posted, 12th March 2010
                        by agentdc7
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                        It is important for Bane to say "bomb" every single time he puts down a glowing icicle to let us know the icicles are bombs.
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                          Posted, 12th March 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          When a person is frozen by ice, they will be as light as a feather to pick up.
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                            Posted, 12th March 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            Batman must always introduce himself to villains who obviously know who he is.
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                            • 23rd July 2013 by Creamlord666
                              Well, Batman is more like the Dread Pirate Roberts in the movies - everytime there is another guy under the mask. No wonder he felt like introducing himself...y'know, just in case.
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                            Posted, 12th March 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            Bat-lasers: check. Bat-skates: check. A Bat-bomb: check. Batman always knows exactly what to bring when riding out to meet a new foe that hasn't even been mentioned to him yet.
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                              Posted, 12th March 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              If Batman knew about Superman in this movie, I wonder if Superman's suit had nipples and a more significant "bulge."
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                                Posted, 15th March 2010
                                by agentdc7
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                                Superman works alone because sidekicks can be very annoying sometimes.
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                                  Posted, 16th March 2010
                                  by tenshi
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                                  Penguin and Two face died from a 50' fall into the water. However, Mr. Freeze, Ivy, and Bane can survive a fall that's 10x higher as long as they are willing do it.
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                                    Posted, 23rd March 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    There is no gender segregation in Arkham Asylum.
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                                      Posted, 7th April 2010
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      People find a person dancing in a fat ugly gorilla suit sexy.
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                                        Posted, 18th April 2010
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        You can show a person getting pulled underwater by vines by rewinding footage of him coming up.
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                                          Posted, 18th April 2010
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          Mr. Freeze smokes cigars. How ironic.
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                                            Posted, 19th April 2010
                                            by agentdc7
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                                            Mr. Freeze says to take two and call him in the morning. Batman gave Alfred one, and forgot to call him.
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                                              Posted, 21st April 2010
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              Arnie said he would never play another villain after Terminator. Why he went back on what he said and for a film like this, we will never know.
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                                              Posted, 12th March 2010
                                              by agentdc7
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                                              Batman has a copy of this movie on hand just in case he needs to show people parts of the film to prove he's innocent.
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                                                Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                When you want to frame Batman for killing Freeze's wife, give Mr. Freeze her pendant and he will believe you.
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                                                  Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  Joel Schumacher's glorious visions pioneered the way for future directors of superhero films, like Ang Lee's "Hulk".
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                                                  • 23rd July 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                    That's not fair - He pioneered movies for DC....no wonder every DC movie sucks so far (speaking of Superman returns and Green Latrine). Lee's Hulk had at least a Director wich name has "Lee" in it! Well Joel Schumacher sounds a bit like Joe Schuster...dang
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                                                  Posted, 14th March 2010
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  It's alright to cram a million characters into a film, 'cause nothing could shake this film's mighty plot.
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                                                    Posted, 14th March 2010
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Totally buff rubber suits will always solve a lack of muscle-tone!
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                                                      Posted, 14th March 2010
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      All the gorgeous ones are homicidal maniacs.
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                                                      • 21st March 2010 by agentdc7
                                                        I guess Wayne's current girlfriend wasn't attractive to him.
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                                                      Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                      by tenshi
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                                                      This movie is what happens when parents and the studio complain too much about Burton.
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                                                        Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        A city can afford elaborate highway systems and beautiful and logistically impossible statues yet there are still homeless people.
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                                                          Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                          by NateSean
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                                                          Yeah. Because calling her Bat-Girl would be the most politically incorrect part of this movie.
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                                                          • 23rd July 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                            To be political correct you would have to call her Bat-Chick - its common hussle
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                                                          Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                          by NateSean
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                                                          You break it, you buy it.
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                                                            Posted, 25th March 2010
                                                            by ekedolphin
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                                                            Of *course* Mr. Freeze had minions carrying hockey sticks. I wonder if they were Canadian.
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                                                              Posted, 25th March 2010
                                                              by ekedolphin
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                                                              Anytime Batman needs another bat hook, a new one will appear out of his suit.
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                                                                Posted, 18th April 2010
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                When doing research, make sure to put a giant cryoliquid tank right behind you to break your fall.
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                                                                  Posted, 18th April 2010
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  While Mr. Freeze was busy freezing all of the city which is close to imminent death, Batman, Robin, and Batgirl still found time to change their costumes again before heading out to fight Mr. Freeze.
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                                                                  • 23rd July 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                    Fight with style or die trying!
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                                                                  Posted, 18th April 2010
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  Bumping into vase with a stand will cause the vase to fly 20 feet up in the air.
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                                                                    Posted, 18th April 2010
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    A good hideout for a guy named Mr. Freeze wouldn't be a giant refrigerator building with a big snowman outside in front.... would it?
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                                                                    • 23rd July 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                      When you as smart as Batman, it would be too obvious to look there in the first place.
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                                                                    Posted, 19th April 2010
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    The Ice Age killed the dinosaurs.
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                                                                      Posted, 14th December 2010
                                                                      by Cjv95
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                                                                      The makers felt that Bane, a brilliant strategist and physically powerful foe known for breaking the Bat in the comics, should have a movie translation of a mindless muscular henchman who can barely speak.
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                                                                        Posted, 21st July 2011
                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                        Bat-Credit Card. What were the writers smoking to come up with that?
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                                                                        Posted, 31st May 2012
                                                                        by FilmSavvy
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                                                                        When you kiss somebody to kill them, and it turns out they were wearing rubber lips, don't make any attempt to kiss them again even though they just took the rubber lips off and their face is two inches away from yours.
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                                                                          Posted, 4th September 2014
                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                          Batman says that if the rocket explodes, it'll slaughter thousands. Two minutes later, he blows it up.
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                                                                            Posted, 4th September 2014
                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                            If Arnie wasn't going to be Mr. Freeze, it was going to be Hulk Hogan. (true fact)
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                                                                              Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              According to Robin, Poison Ivy is definitely evil.
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                                                                                Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                                Icicles on a police car will wobble like cheap plastic.
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                                                                                  Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                  Diamonds are essential in keep things cold.
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                                                                                  • 23rd July 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                    This movie is soo stereotype, I wonder why the diamonds weren't sold by jews!
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                                                                                  Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                  Mr. Freeze has been very successful in finding several fist sized diamonds that all look exactly alike.
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                                                                                    Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                    How do you destroy an ice rocket? With "A Bat-bomb!"
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                                                                                      Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                      The Batmobile is a convertible. So much for armor and protection.
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                                                                                        Posted, 12th March 2010
                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                        Fighting a bunch of ice goons means there must be a hockey game.
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                                                                                          Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                          They didn't learn a thing about good house keeping from Alfred.
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                                                                                            Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                            Alfred was able to work out a bat-suit and bat-equipment for his niece without Bruce knowing about it.
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                                                                                            • 23rd July 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                              Alfred always had a strange fetish involving latex.
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                                                                                            Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                            Batman falls for all the cute ones who are also homicidal maniacs.
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                                                                                              Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                                                                              by ekedolphin
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                                                                                              Alfred did his best "Q" from James Bond impersonation: "Do try to bring this one [the Batmobile] back in one piece, sir!"
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                                                                                                Posted, 25th March 2010
                                                                                                by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                Dr. Chase Meridian left Bruce Wayne after she got suspicious when both Batman and Robin kept the nipples on their suit.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 8th April 2010
                                                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                                                  Riding your vehicle on a giant naked statue of a man is smooth riding and not bumpy at all... ew.
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                                                                                                  • 23rd July 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                    This was propably the most not-so-subtle homosexual undertone in this movie...it raped my childhood memories
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                                                                                                  The villain's objective is to KILL THE HEROES!!! Yes! yes! Kill them! Kill the heroes! Yes!!!
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                                                                                                    Posted, 18th April 2010
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                                                                                                    Wearing a cape gives you the ability to glide across the air.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 18th April 2010
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                                                                                                      Mr. Freeze put 2 surf boards in his ice rocket just in case the dynamic duo escape.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 18th April 2010
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                                                                                                        A freeze gun doesn't work on diamonds.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 18th April 2010
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                                                                                                          A requirement for being a superhero is having super gripping strength when using your bat-hooks.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 18th April 2010
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                                                                                                            When you freeze a car, it freezes the driver as well.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 18th April 2010
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                                                                                                              A frozen hollow dinosaur will cause an earthquake.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 18th April 2010
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                                                                                                                When the coolers in room turn on, the best thing cops can do is get on their knees and complain about their lungs freezing rather than find the off switch.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st April 2010
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                                                                                                                  A restaurant called "The Furnace" is exempt from the Gotham fire codes like having fireballs shoot out of the front entrance.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 21st April 2010
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                                                                                                                    When you freeze up a giant telescope, it will still work.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 21st April 2010
                                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                      Poison Ivy's poison kills though the lips and not the mouth. As long as you don't have chapped lips, you should be okay.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                                                                                        by Mighty Mat
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                                                                                                                        When someone blows glowing powdery stuff at you, don't hold your breath.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 9th August 2011
                                                                                                                          by Mighty Mat
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                                                                                                                          Don't use giant flowers as thrones. It will eat you eventually.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 9th August 2011
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                                                                                                                            Prison doors can be opened from the inside but not the outside.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th August 2014
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                                                                                                                              When Bane kept saying "bomb", he was predicting the outcome of this movie.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 9th September 2014
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                                                                                                                                Batman doesn't think a motorcycle can make a jump that his Batmobile can make.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 9th September 2014
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                                                                                                                                  We now know that Superman likes to work alone.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 25th June 2015
                                                                                                                                    by P4PZ
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                                                                                                                                    Laws of physics and gravity? What are those?
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 25th June 2015
                                                                                                                                      by P4PZ
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                                                                                                                                      If you're an English butler, there's a 50/50 chance your niece, who is also from England, will have an American accent.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 25th June 2015
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