The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Drag Me To Hell

Drag Me To Hell
This list was started on 2nd December 2009 by Adam
There are 74 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 5th May 2015

The Things I Learned . . .

1
The #1 moral of the movie: Never open your mouth, EVER.
(0) Comments
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 2nd December 2009
    by Adam
    5
    2
    If blood gushes out of your mouth and nose, none of your co workers will try to help you or tell your boyfriend, who calls to ask about you later.
    (0) Comments
      Please login to start commenting.
      Posted, 2nd December 2009
      by Adam
      4
      3
      Always keep an anvil held by rope in your garage. You never know when you may need it one day.
      (0) Comments
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 22nd May 2010
        by thugz4real
        4
        4
        The economy is so bad, that even demons can't pay their mortgage.
        (0) Comments
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 22nd May 2010
          by thugz4real
          4
          5
          Little skinny white girls can dig a exact 6x10 hole, perfectly square, to access the dead body underneath. Then they can then just rip open the coffin with their bare hands.
          (0) Comments
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 22nd May 2010
            by thugz4real
            3
            6
            If a 300lb tombstone hits you square in the head don't worry, it won't leave a mark.
            (0) Comments
              Please login to start commenting.
              Posted, 22nd May 2010
              by thugz4real
              3
              7
              When a goat is possessed by a demon he speaks english and is very vulgar.
              (0) Comments
                Please login to start commenting.
                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                by thugz4real
                3
                8
                If your mother-in-law doesn't like you because of your family heritage, just tell her that your mother is an alcoholic and she'll immediately love you and change her entire personality.
                (0) Comments
                  Please login to start commenting.
                  Posted, 22nd May 2010
                  by thugz4real
                  3
                  9
                  All mexican children are named Juan.
                  (0) Comments
                    Please login to start commenting.
                    Posted, 22nd May 2010
                    by thugz4real
                    3
                    10
                    Ice cream is a good comfort food when dealing with satanic forces.
                    (0) Comments
                      Please login to start commenting.
                      Posted, 22nd May 2010
                      by thugz4real
                      3
                      11
                      Corpses are surprisingly efficient at grabbing hair.
                      (0) Comments
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 22nd May 2010
                        by thugz4real
                        3
                        12
                        Having embalming fluid puked into your face by a gypsy corpse doesn't sicken you one bit.
                        (0) Comments
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 11th January 2011
                          by KDubbz
                          3
                          13
                          Invisible demons sound a lot like lions.
                          (0) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 2nd December 2009
                            by Adam
                            2
                            14
                            If your house is on the line and you're pleading for a payment extension, don't steal an entire bowl of candy from the person who has final say.
                            (0) Comments
                              Please login to start commenting.
                              Posted, 2nd December 2009
                              by Adam
                              2
                              15
                              Gypsies will damn a child who steals from them with eternal suffering, but will themselves steal candy without a second thought.
                              (0) Comments
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                by Adam
                                2
                                16
                                If you're a manger deciding between two great employees on who to promote, be sure both of them know they're competing against each other, there won't be any negative consequences, short or long term.
                                (0) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                  by Adam
                                  2
                                  17
                                  Post traumatic stress symptoms include punching yourself in the face.
                                  (1) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                  by Adam
                                  2
                                  18
                                  If you kill a cat, not only will it NOT accomplish your intended goal, but all cats will hate you forever.
                                  (0) Comments
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                    by Adam
                                    2
                                    19
                                    PC would never pay a psychic $10,000 to save your soul, so marry a Mac.
                                    (1) Comments
                                    • 30th June 2010 by nikkeho
                                      Mac is awesome. Justin Long as Mac is awesome-r.
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                    by Adam
                                    2
                                    20
                                    Once a doormat, always a doormat. Get pushed around by everyone, assert yourself one time and get damned to hell for eternity.
                                    (0) Comments
                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                      Posted, 10th May 2010
                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
                                      2
                                      21
                                      Ganush could summon a demon from the bowels of hell to f*ck with a cute little blonde, but can't conjure up any magic to pay her damn mortgage.
                                      (0) Comments
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 10th May 2010
                                        by KungFuMasterLarry
                                        2
                                        22
                                        Old Gypsy women have really nasty fingernails and horrible dental.
                                        (0) Comments
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                          by thugz4real
                                          2
                                          23
                                          All the evil, nasty, backstabbing and just plain freaky people and house servants will be minorities. The good folk and innocent victims will always be white.
                                          (1) Comments
                                          • 13th January 2014 by bourbonphantom
                                            Also the douchy parents will be white.
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                          by thugz4real
                                          2
                                          24
                                          Sniveling creepy Asians like spicy mustard but not mayonnaise.
                                          (0) Comments
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                            by thugz4real
                                            2
                                            25
                                            The new guy who doesn't even know all the procedures for loans will immediately rise to top for a promotion.
                                            (0) Comments
                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                              Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                              by thugz4real
                                              2
                                              26
                                              There needs to be a new law for gum-raping someone....twice.
                                              (0) Comments
                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                by thugz4real
                                                2
                                                27
                                                Old Gypsy ladies can easily break into unattended cars.
                                                (0) Comments
                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                  Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                  by thugz4real
                                                  2
                                                  28
                                                  Old Gypsy ladies have a hard time holding on to their possessed hankies.
                                                  (0) Comments
                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                    Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                    by thugz4real
                                                    2
                                                    29
                                                    When a Gypsy dies, place her in the center of your living room and dance around her until someone knocks her over.
                                                    (0) Comments
                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                      Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                      by thugz4real
                                                      2
                                                      30
                                                      Christine use to be a fat girl .
                                                      (0) Comments
                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                        Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                        by thugz4real
                                                        2
                                                        31
                                                        If you are attacked in your moving vehicle and blinded by a possessed hankie, once you crash your car you will be right where you wanted to go originally.
                                                        (1) Comments
                                                        • 1st March 2015 by Shellybabe
                                                          Haha! Possessed hankie!!! Love it!!!
                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                        Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                        by thugz4real
                                                        2
                                                        32
                                                        Fortune tellers like platinum cards.
                                                        (0) Comments
                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                          Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                          by thugz4real
                                                          2
                                                          33
                                                          Coffee drinkers don't leave tips.
                                                          (0) Comments
                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                            Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                            by thugz4real
                                                            2
                                                            34
                                                            Being cursed can make you go against your normal habits, such as caring for a pet's welfare or abstaining from dairy products.
                                                            (0) Comments
                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                              Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                              by thugz4real
                                                              2
                                                              35
                                                              That it's a bad idea to wear coats with buttons, be they new or old.
                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                by thugz4real
                                                                2
                                                                36
                                                                Gypsies don't do yardwork.
                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                  Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                  by thugz4real
                                                                  2
                                                                  37
                                                                  Wait until the fourth day of your girlfriend's soul-damning curse before you spend money on the ring.
                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                    Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                    by thugz4real
                                                                    2
                                                                    38
                                                                    I know what do to next time my bank refuses me a loan application.
                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                      Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                      by thugz4real
                                                                      2
                                                                      39
                                                                      Don't start yelling at invisible demons and throw expensive dishware at a door or your mother-in-law will immediately hate you again.
                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                        Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                        by thugz4real
                                                                        2
                                                                        40
                                                                        If you ask nicely, you can buy stuff before a store even opens!
                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                          Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                          by thugz4real
                                                                          2
                                                                          41
                                                                          Gypsies take child abuse to a whole new level.
                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                            Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                            by Adam
                                                                            1
                                                                            42
                                                                            If your girlfriend just left the office, don't leave your door wide open if you're going to talk about her with your mom. And if you do, don't put the mom on speaker phone.
                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                              Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                              by Adam
                                                                              1
                                                                              43
                                                                              Always get your co-workers' lunch orders in writing, preferably with their signature on it. Having your boss as a witness isn't enough.
                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                by Adam
                                                                                1
                                                                                44
                                                                                Why carry mace when you have a stapler within close range?
                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                  Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                  by Adam
                                                                                  1
                                                                                  45
                                                                                  Psychic seers are thrilled to receive American Express platinum cards for payment, even though AMEX charges merchants the highest fees.
                                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                    Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                    by Adam
                                                                                    1
                                                                                    46
                                                                                    If you ever need to negotiate with a bank, send the manager a copy of this movie and then pay an old woman with an Eastern European accent to represent you.
                                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                      Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                      by Adam
                                                                                      1
                                                                                      47
                                                                                      . . . AT-ST, technically. Good line, though. [/geek]
                                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                        Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                        by Adam
                                                                                        1
                                                                                        48
                                                                                        Demons can dance a happy jig.
                                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                          Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                          by Adam
                                                                                          1
                                                                                          49
                                                                                          If you're going to curse someone, make sure you don't die before the curses concludes.
                                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                            Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                            by Adam
                                                                                            1
                                                                                            50
                                                                                            The original post was the wrong movie - Thank goodness for editing!
                                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                              Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                              by Adam
                                                                                              1
                                                                                              51
                                                                                              The bright side? At least you didn't give that smarmy guy a shiny coin.
                                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                                by Adam
                                                                                                1
                                                                                                52
                                                                                                ALWAYS check your envelope before leaving the car.
                                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                  Posted, 7th January 2010
                                                                                                  by Bassmint Stile
                                                                                                  1
                                                                                                  53
                                                                                                  If you're drenched head to toe in projectile blood, don't worry about wiping your face or leaving to change clothes. Don't even worry as to whether or not the poor bleeding girl needs medical attention. Just worry as to whether or not any got in your mouth.
                                                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                    Posted, 10th May 2010
                                                                                                    by KungFuMasterLarry
                                                                                                    1
                                                                                                    54
                                                                                                    Don't mess with a possessed goat.
                                                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                      by thugz4real
                                                                                                      1
                                                                                                      55
                                                                                                      If you work at a bank, its totally cool and not illegal to take any rare coins you see for yourself.
                                                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                        by thugz4real
                                                                                                        1
                                                                                                        56
                                                                                                        When a determined fly wants in your mouth, they get in.
                                                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                          by thugz4real
                                                                                                          1
                                                                                                          57
                                                                                                          Staples make excellent weapons for small space hand-to-hand combat.
                                                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                            by thugz4real
                                                                                                            1
                                                                                                            58
                                                                                                            The Apple Guy's family really likes harvest cake with flies on the side.
                                                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                              by thugz4real
                                                                                                              1
                                                                                                              59
                                                                                                              If a demon appears before you and drags a small boy down to hell through the broken floor, build a house around the spot and live there.
                                                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                by thugz4real
                                                                                                                1
                                                                                                                60
                                                                                                                Old gypsy woman like to take their dentures out in public.
                                                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                  by thugz4real
                                                                                                                  1
                                                                                                                  61
                                                                                                                  If you ever need help from a psychic medium, the first one you happen upon will know exactly how to help you.
                                                                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                    by thugz4real
                                                                                                                    1
                                                                                                                    62
                                                                                                                    Elderly gypsies love candy.
                                                                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                      by thugz4real
                                                                                                                      1
                                                                                                                      63
                                                                                                                      Evil spirits are bilingual.
                                                                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                        by thugz4real
                                                                                                                        1
                                                                                                                        64
                                                                                                                        The price of salvation is $10,000 .
                                                                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                          by thugz4real
                                                                                                                          1
                                                                                                                          65
                                                                                                                          Don't spend 40 years waiting for something; it will not end well.
                                                                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                            by thugz4real
                                                                                                                            1
                                                                                                                            66
                                                                                                                            You can bleed, get embalming fluid over your face, be involved in car accidents and yet you remain injury free without a stain on your clothes.
                                                                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                              by thugz4real
                                                                                                                              1
                                                                                                                              67
                                                                                                                              If someone gives you a sandwich order with spicy mustard, that also implies no mayo.
                                                                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                                by thugz4real
                                                                                                                                1
                                                                                                                                68
                                                                                                                                That girl from The Office has a twin sister.
                                                                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                                                                  by Adam
                                                                                                                                  0
                                                                                                                                  69
                                                                                                                                  Unsettled spirits like to settle around doors.
                                                                                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                                                                    by Adam
                                                                                                                                    0
                                                                                                                                    70
                                                                                                                                    If you're going to tie up a goat, make sure it can't easily bite through the rope. This goes double if you're going to install a demon within it.
                                                                                                                                    (1) Comments
                                                                                                                                    • 26th May 2010 by Ally
                                                                                                                                      He didn't bite through the rope, the guy cut it on accident, but still valid for other aspects of life i suppose...
                                                                                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                                                                                                                    by Adam
                                                                                                                                    0
                                                                                                                                    71
                                                                                                                                    Gypsies will curse people to hell when things don't go their way.
                                                                                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                                      Posted, 10th May 2010
                                                                                                                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
                                                                                                                                      0
                                                                                                                                      72
                                                                                                                                      Possessed goats have weird speech impediments.
                                                                                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                                        Posted, 10th March 2012
                                                                                                                                        by KDubbz
                                                                                                                                        0
                                                                                                                                        73
                                                                                                                                        Lamia can vomit fly larvae on your face.
                                                                                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                                          Posted, 5th May 2015
                                                                                                                                          by MrPseudoscience
                                                                                                                                          0

                                                                                                                                          Share Your Own Learnings . . .

                                                                                                                                          We manually review every incoming submission. Please make sure to properly capitalize and punctuate your entry =)

                                                                                                                                          Please login to start listing learnings.

                                                                                                                                          Recently Added

                                                                                                                                          You Like?

                                                                                                                                          Facebook Friends

                                                                                                                                          © 2010 - 2019 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.