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The Men Who Stare At Goats

The Men Who Stare At Goats
This list was started on 2nd December 2009 by Anon
There are 36 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 22nd January 2016

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Music from Boston can increase your mental capacity.
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  • 16th August 2010 by NateSean
    Damn straight.
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Posted, 2nd December 2009
by Anon
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You can become a Jedi.
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    Posted, 2nd December 2009
    by Anon
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    Ponytails do not increase manliness.
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      Posted, 2nd December 2009
      by Anon
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      Curious, that a man can instantly locate and count all electrical fixtures in a hotel room, but can't spot a single rock in a flat desert as he careens towards it.
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      • 16th August 2010 by NateSean
        Well he was cloud bursting at the time. :p
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      Posted, 3rd December 2009
      by Anon
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      The Dark Side has flashing strobe lights, LSD, and the Barney theme song. Not cookies.
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        Posted, 3rd December 2009
        by Anon
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        Remember at the beginning of the movie where the guy ran into the wall, which was quickly followed by the phrase, "Most of the things in this movie is true"? You might want to look up the name Major General Albert Stubblebine III.
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          Posted, 4th December 2009
          by Anon
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          George Clooney IS The Master.
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            Posted, 2nd December 2009
            by Anon
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            The military needs Shaolin monks.
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              Posted, 2nd December 2009
              by Anon
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              It is not wise to jump off a roof with only a toga on.
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                Posted, 2nd December 2009
                by Anon
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                Chicks dig robotic arms.
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                  Posted, 3rd December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  If you want to blend in, drink LSD.
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                    Posted, 3rd December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    This movie was almost named The Men Who Stare at Dogs, but they had a problem with shooting dogs in the leg.
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                      Posted, 3rd December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      This movie would have been more ironic if Hayden Christensen played Lyn Cassady.
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                        Posted, 4th December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Flying a helicopter while tripping on acid is not a good idea.
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                          Posted, 17th March 2010
                          by ekedolphin
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                          If you concentrate hard enough you can walk through a wall...maybe....or not!
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                            Posted, 8th June 2010
                            by TiffYG2133
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                            You will ALWAYS crash your car into the only large rock in the dessert.
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                              Posted, 12th June 2010
                              by thugz4real
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                              Who is the REAL jedi master? George Clooney or Ewan MacGregor?
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                                Posted, 8th July 2010
                                by FERIS
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                                An expert on hamster behavior would know such things.
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                                  Posted, 16th August 2010
                                  by NateSean
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                                  A solar powered "camp stove" isn't all tht effective at cooking meat.
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                                    Posted, 16th August 2010
                                    by NateSean
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                                    Turkey feathers make good eagle feather substitutes.
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                                      Posted, 16th August 2010
                                      by NateSean
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                                      Angela Lansbury doesn't know.
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                                        Posted, 16th August 2010
                                        by NateSean
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                                        Shutting down computers with your mind is cool.
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                                          Posted, 16th August 2010
                                          by NateSean
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                                          A Scottish actor can pull of a better Maine accent than someone from Maine.
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                                            Posted, 16th August 2010
                                            by NateSean
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                                            Struggling reporters get all the luck.
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                                              Posted, 2nd December 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              Staring at a goat if you think it will give you mind powers is cool and not weird at all.
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                                              • 8th June 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                                He was staring at the goat try to kill it with his mind!
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                                              Posted, 10th December 2009
                                              by leo11234
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                                              All shaman return to the sky . . . while on LSD in a helicopter.
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                                                Posted, 7th January 2012
                                                by Anon
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                                                Age old techniques that kill with a single touch take some time to kick in.
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                                                  Posted, 7th January 2012
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Some moves are still cool and overwhelmingly effective even when you don't have knives.
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                                                    Posted, 7th January 2012
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    Crotch weightlifting may not have a practical application.
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                                                      Posted, 22nd January 2016
                                                      by Garga
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                                                      You see someone with a 'Predator' in his hand, you run like hell from him. Doesn't even matter if it's biodegradable.
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                                                        Posted, 22nd January 2016
                                                        by Garga
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                                                        I you have a one-armed colleague or boss, don't get friendly with him. He'll eventually steal your wife and bit the shit out of you with his single arm.
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                                                          Posted, 22nd January 2016
                                                          by Garga
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                                                          Before tagging along some weird guy into a war ridden country, first make sure he has a real mission and is not going there because he heard 'voices'.
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                                                            Posted, 22nd January 2016
                                                            by Garga
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                                                            Some people consider dancing as acting queer. They'll really mess up their children.
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                                                              Posted, 22nd January 2016
                                                              by Garga
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                                                              If you are going to unleash a psyops on the American soldiers, leave Bart Simpson out of it.
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                                                                Posted, 22nd January 2016
                                                                by Garga
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                                                                Lao Tze Tung was an important person, indeed.
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                                                                  Posted, 22nd January 2016
                                                                  by Garga
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