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Serenity

Serenity
This list was started on 15th March 2010 by NateSean
There are 139 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 9th April 2012

The Things I Learned . . .

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The promise of sex is enough to improve anyone's outlook on a desperate situation.
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    Posted, 21st March 2010
    by NateSean
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    Automatic gunfire will always work as a password!
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      Posted, 20th June 2010
      by TiffYG2133
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      Ships with a Capasin 38 engine fall right out of the sky!
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        Posted, 20th June 2010
        by TiffYG2133
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        River likes to watch!
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          Posted, 20th June 2010
          by TiffYG2133
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          It's okay to strap your dead friends down to your ship if it'll help it look like a reever ship!
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          • 31st January 2013 by Meushell
            Lol. Maybe they only strapped up the ones they didn't like.
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          Posted, 20th June 2010
          by TiffYG2133
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          Wash is like a Leaf on the wind. (RIP Wash)
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            Posted, 15th March 2010
            by NateSean
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            Jayne will kill any man in a fair fight...or if he thinks someone is going to start a fair fight.
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              Posted, 17th March 2010
              by NateSean
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              Your poetic attempt to big yourself up will only end with impalement by large metal spike
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                Posted, 6th May 2010
                by jimbob
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                Everything's Shiny Captain, No worries!
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                  Posted, 20th June 2010
                  by TiffYG2133
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                  Facial Expressions of Fear and Anger sure look a lot a like, but with fear the eyes are a bit wider!
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                    Posted, 20th June 2010
                    by TiffYG2133
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                    Red paint is easily mistaken for blood!
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                      Posted, 20th June 2010
                      by TiffYG2133
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                      Spray Foam can seal up a very serious wound, no problem!
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                        Posted, 20th June 2010
                        by TiffYG2133
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                        The offer of Sex is all Kaylee needs to motivate her to live!
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                          Posted, 20th June 2010
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                          Captain Mal is a fan of ALL 7 Sins!
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                            Posted, 20th June 2010
                            by TiffYG2133
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                            Rockets are a ceremonial thing at funerals.
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                              Posted, 20th June 2010
                              by TiffYG2133
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                              The best place to hide the Alliance payroll in in a Podunk little town!
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                                Posted, 20th June 2010
                                by TiffYG2133
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                                Just when you think you know someone they turn out to be a crazy human weapon!
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                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
                                  by TiffYG2133
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                                  It is best to test a previously untested drug on a colony of thousands of people, rather than a small and controllable test group of 20 death row inmates. That way you can find out if it kills/drives them crazy.
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                                    Posted, 21st June 2010
                                    by Bull Kilgore
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                                    When cannibalistic crazies attack your town and your only options are to hide in a hidden bank vault or run out in the open and hope someone will give you a ride. Choose the vault....
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                                      Posted, 3rd June 2011
                                      by RoC77
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                                      Logitec keyboards will be standard computer equipment in 500 + years.
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                                        Posted, 15th March 2010
                                        by NateSean
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                                        Mal can comfort a grieving widow, fall in love with a whore, and teach an underage girl about love in the space of five minutes. (Nathan Fillon's words according to Joss Whedon's Commentary)
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                                          Posted, 15th March 2010
                                          by NateSean
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                                          Reevers are real & they eat people!
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                                            Posted, 20th June 2010
                                            by TiffYG2133
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                                            When the captain announces that you might experience some turbulence and then explode! There is no need to panic, just whine about it a little and shrug it off.
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                                              Posted, 20th June 2010
                                              by TiffYG2133
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                                              The Serenity always seems to be falling apart!!
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                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                You stick out like a sore thumb if your clean!
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                                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                  by TiffYG2133
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                                                  The Alliance transmits subliminal messages via cartoons!
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                                                    Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                    by TiffYG2133
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                                                    Twins are cocky & annoying!
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                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                      by TiffYG2133
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                                                      I guess in the future people only need to eat once a month!
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                                                        Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                        by TiffYG2133
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                                                        Jayne will always take grenades with him from now on!
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                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                          by TiffYG2133
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                                                          In the future, digital video must still be hand delivered on a disk to a broadcast station.
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                                                            Posted, 28th February 2012
                                                            by bourbonphantom
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                                                            The people who have control of the universe are douchebags.
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                                                              Posted, 6th April 2012
                                                              by pocketg99
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                                                              Well, you can't.
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                                                                Posted, 9th April 2012
                                                                by Sfc
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                                                                Book doesn't have to tell you his life story if he doesn't want to.
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                                                                  Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                  The last year Kaylee ain't had nothing twixt her nethers that weren't run on batteries.
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                                                                    Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                    It's unreasonable to expect a seventeen going on eighteen year-old girl to start pulling her weight.
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                                                                      Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                      It's possible to make a movie from a TV series and not go overboard with the cussing because you can.
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                                                                        Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                        Zoe repeatedly falls in love with Mr. Universe.
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                                                                          Posted, 15th March 2010
                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                          You can know all the math in the verse but if you take a boat out that you don't love it will shake you as sure as the worlds will turn.
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                                                                            Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                            It doesn't matter what you believe so long as you believe.
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                                                                              Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                              Mal will die for his belief...but that's not exactly plan A.
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                                                                                Posted, 21st March 2010
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                                                                                Mal has read a poem, try not to faint.
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                                                                                  Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                  Joss is about the only writer who will kill an established and well liked character because it's a part of the story...not because the actor had contractual obligations.
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                                                                                    Posted, 21st March 2010
                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                    A 90 pound girl can easily beat up 15 or so men who are more than double her weight.
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                                                                                      Posted, 6th May 2010
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                                                                                      Mal lost that nerve in the war
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                                                                                      • 20th June 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                                                                        No...it was relocated!
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                                                                                      Posted, 27th May 2010
                                                                                      by Darkmolerman
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                                                                                      Psychic human weapons talk a ton of gibberish and are a tiny bit odd!
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                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                        by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                        Holograms are VERY life like!
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                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                          by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                          He has no name, no rank, he doesn't exist but he will kill you!
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                                                                                            And he'll command entire Alliance Fleets inspite of said lack of existence, rank and name.
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                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                          by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                          It's not madness, it's love; easily confused!
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                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                            If you sin you should throw yourself upon a sword. It's an honorable death!
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                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                              by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                              OH! How convenient, He brought a sword!
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                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                River swallowed a bug!
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                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                                  by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                  Going for a "Ride" involves theft and being chased by cannibals...sounds fun!
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                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                    It's okay to leave them to die!
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                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                      Prissy Doctor Simon doesn't spit!
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                                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                        The traumatized psychic girl prefers to be barefoot!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                                          by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                          Definition of a Hero: Someone who gets other people killed...look it up later!
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                                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                                            by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                            Go Brown Coats! Oh Wait, they lost!
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                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                              Faster is better!
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                                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                                                by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                                They want them alive when they eat them...yummy!
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                  A Barn Swallow...pretty damn good maneuver when you're in a pinch!
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                                                    by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                                    Besides the fact that she is CRAZY...she's the picture of health!
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                      River has some crazy taste in clothing.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                                                        by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                                        Eating people alive...where does that get fun?!?
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                                                          by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                                          There are many versions of Captain Mal!
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                            If the Alliance wants to bargain with you they send an assassin!
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                                                              by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                                              Shepard wasn't born a Shepard!
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                The Alliance starts the war and you volunteer!
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                  That's not incense....it's a FLASH BOMB!!!
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                    In the future you must check your gun at the door!
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                      Miranda is a planet not a person!
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                        Just because River is completely bonkers doesn't mean she has multiple personalities!
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                          So the seemingly innocent girl you've been traveling with flips out and beats up a bar full of people! Is it really the best idea to bring her back aboard the ship?!?
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2010
                                                                                                                                            by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                                                            LOL The "safe" words will only work on the crazy psychic weapon girl!
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                              Wasn't there an intricate plan on how they were NOT gonna be there!
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                There is no News, only the truth of the signal!
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                  Bullet to the brain - BAM - SQUISH!
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                    Captain Mal has a way...even though he's not sure what it is!
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                      They weren't fighting so it's a TRAP!
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                        The assassin is unarmed but not a moron; he has on full body armor!
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                          If you ask someone "do you wanna run the ship" and they answer "yes" then "well ya can't" is a good enough answer!
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                            Well then you best shoot me now! OR we could talk more!!!!
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                              Half of writing history is hiding the truth!
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                The run & hide scenario will not always work out!
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                  The Alliance will not hesitate to slaughter everyone you know, if you have something they want!
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                    Haven is actually quite dry & desolate...that's kind of a oxymoron!
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                      In the future bribes are still very effective!
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                        In the future they have Captures instead of video cameras.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          People have feelings too ya know....that's referring to... people!
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            In the future phone calls are called Waves!
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              Jaynes muscular butt it's 40 Percent!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                When the innocent girl is triggered and turns into a weapon, she WILL beat the crap out of everyone in sight for no reason at all!
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Should we give the crazy girl Tea and Dumplings?
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Mr. Universe knows all and sees all!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Mr. Universe loves violence!
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        You can't stop the Signal!
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Mr. Universe and his Love-bot had a lovely Wedding ceremony!
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Kaylee's sleeping quarters had Christmas lights on them!
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                              The Alliance is not telling people what to think; they are just showing them how!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                "Oh god..Oh god...we're all gonna die!"
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  The Assassin will kill everyone! Even children if he has to, but he will apologize for it!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    The Assassin is all for creating a better world, one without sin...but he doesn't want to live there because he's a monster and he's evil, said so himself!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      If you breathe the air on Miranda there is a chance you'll turn into a cannibal...if not, then you'll just get really lazy and then die!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        It's The PAX....the Alliance made the Reevers! OMG!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          River can hear them all and they are saying Nothing...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            "From here to the eyes and the ears of the Verse" Mr. Universe' Motto...if he had one!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              If you travel through an Ion cloud you will See Pretty, Pretty lights!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                They killed me with a sword...How weird is that?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Reever ships have some pretty kick ass weapons!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A "Glide In" landing can really screw up your ship!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Headstones of the future are holographic and last forever!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        River sure picked a sweet butt of a time to go helpless!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Jayne sure has some pretty funny lines!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            An assassin will shoot you in the back, without any hesitation!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Jayne has 3 full mags and his swinging cock left!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                The Final Fight scenes have some pretty cool strobe light effects!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  River kicked some serious Reever ass!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    It's always a bumpy ride aboard The Serenity!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      River knows what you're going to say, but she still likes to hear you say it!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        To gain a better understanding of this movie I suggest you watch the Firefly series!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm Fanty and he's Mingo...No he's Fanty and you're Mingo....wait what?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Hard to get to is an understatement!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If you are being eaten alive by cannibals you better hope someone shoots you and puts you out of your misery!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                In the future everyone speaks English & Chinese fluently!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The Alliance is fairly good at covering things up...for a little while at least!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    In the deleted scenes you find out Inara worked at a Sex training facility...I guess they are supposed to be like Geisha!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The Assassin wasn't too shocked seeing that lady being eaten alive...he's probably done worse...maybe?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Was that the Primary Buffer panel that just flew off my Gorram ship?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Cannon fire is actually fairly quiet in space!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Here we stand on the rickety edge..don't push me & I won't push you!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If Mal sees the Assassin again he'll kill him, but there is nothing to see...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                River doesn't know what she's saying....guess what? Nobody does!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  River has always liked to dance!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Doctor Simon has a sister complex!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Space Flash Bombs (Splash bombs) hate being confused with incense.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 29th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        When 6ft 4, 250lb Jayne is talking to you, you better listen, cause he's really mad, although all it will take to make him leave you alone, is the words 'you want to leave' from the little 120lb African chick in the corner, who just happens to be the only other survivor from Mals paltoon in the battle of serenity valley... WHATEVER!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 3rd July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Don't say Captain Mal's name during a heist.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A "barn swallow" is not a sex act, but rather a flying maneuver.
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