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True Lies

True Lies
This list was started on 19th March 2010 by agentdc7
There are 26 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 13th February 2014

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If someone injected with a true serum says he's going to kill you and how, he's probably telling the truth.
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    Posted, 19th March 2010
    by agentdc7
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    With minor alterations & a bit of water, a normal housewife can look like a hooker in a minute.
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      Posted, 3rd June 2011
      by RoC77
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      Simon likes women with an ass like a 10 year old boy. Hmm...
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        Posted, 19th March 2010
        by agentdc7
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        Real spies don't pee in their pants.
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          Posted, 19th March 2010
          by agentdc7
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          When you drop an ingram down the stairs, it will fire automatically and auto target terrorists.
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            Posted, 19th March 2010
            by agentdc7
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            Lampposts can protect you from a machine gun.
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              Posted, 21st September 2010
              by Bacupboy
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              Gib is tired of being in the van. He's been in the van for 15 years.
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                Posted, 4th December 2011
                by mpbarnet
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                If a suspicious client wears sunglasses at night, you can bet their spyglasses.
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                  Posted, 19th March 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  You can get laid by lying to women that you're a spy.
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                    Posted, 19th March 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    The Vette gets 'em wet.
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                      Posted, 19th March 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      True Lies is like a prequel to Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
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                        Posted, 9th July 2010
                        by FERIS
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                        Harry Taskar's boss is Nick Fury.
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                        • 13th February 2014 by agentdc7
                          Apparently someone voting here is unaware of how Nick Fury looked in the comics before the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Ultimate comics.
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                        Posted, 19th March 2010
                        by agentdc7
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                        Simon has a little dick and its pathetic.
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                          Posted, 19th March 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          Nukes can be mistaken for a expresso machine, snowcone maker, or a water heater.
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                            Posted, 19th March 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            If the battery on the camera is low, then get another one you moron.
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                              Posted, 19th March 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              Terrorists are really bad at inspecting news cameras for hidden guns.
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                                Posted, 19th March 2010
                                by agentdc7
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                                You can fire a terrorist without ever hiring them.
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                                  Posted, 19th March 2010
                                  by agentdc7
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                                  Only Arnie can squish binoculars and smash government SUV windows with ease.
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                                    Posted, 19th March 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Never be behind a rocket launcher.
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                                      Posted, 19th March 2010
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      There are two terrorists named Beavis and Butthead.
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                                        Posted, 18th April 2010
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        If a woman won't have sex with you for you, then maybe she'll do it for her country?
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                                          Posted, 14th May 2010
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          Horses on rooftops never gets old.
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                                            Posted, 9th July 2010
                                            by FERIS
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                                            Horses aren't willing to jump from one building to another and they don't make very good police officers.
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                                              Posted, 30th December 2012
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                                              Arnold Schwarzenegger's Arabic accent is perfect. His American accent is a different story.
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                                                Posted, 25th May 2013
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                                                If you do not complement the horse, he will smack you in the face with his tail.
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                                                  Posted, 13th February 2014
                                                  by agentdc7
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