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Bruce Almighty

Bruce Almighty
This list was started on 21st March 2010 by ekedolphin
There are 25 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 30th September 2014

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Evan like-a do the cha-cha.
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  • 21st March 2010 by Sassy
    Lmao!
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Posted, 21st March 2010
by ekedolphin
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If you can figure out how to get someone to love you without affecting their free will, please let God know-- He's still trying to figure that one out.
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    Posted, 21st March 2010
    by ekedolphin
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    God loves to mess with people's minds from time to time.
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      Posted, 21st March 2010
      by ekedolphin
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      The black janitor's got lots of dirty secrets!
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        Posted, 9th June 2010
        by thugz4real
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        If you are an anchorman you MUST read everything the TelePrompTer says. Even if it's just numbers and punctuation marks.
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          Posted, 9th June 2010
          by thugz4real
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          I'd have to say the film's quite realistic in pointing out that Bruce, like probably most people, would use his God-like powers to help himself long before *thinking* about helping anyone else.
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            Posted, 21st March 2010
            by ekedolphin
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            Now *that's* fresh, mountain-grown coffee from the hills of Colombia!
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              Posted, 21st March 2010
              by ekedolphin
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              Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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                Posted, 21st March 2010
                by ekedolphin
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                When you tell the honest, unfiltered truth, it's nice to know that you're not on live television.
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                  Posted, 21st March 2010
                  by ekedolphin
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                  Since when does anyone have a clue what they want?
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                    Posted, 21st March 2010
                    by ekedolphin
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                    So, how did Evan Baxter go from being the asshole of this film to the alleged protagonist in Evan Almighty? One of several reasons I didn't like the latter film: I just didn't buy Evan as being a good guy.
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                      Posted, 21st March 2010
                      by ekedolphin
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                        Posted, 21st March 2010
                        by ekedolphin
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                        Bruce Almighty - If Jim Carrey was God. Bruce Almighty 2 - If God was Jim Carrey!
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                          Posted, 9th July 2010
                          by FERIS
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                          God is black
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                            Posted, 30th November 2010
                            by Hayleychaotix
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                            Give Bruce God-like powers and he will still want to become lead anchor in some little known TV News Station.
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                              Posted, 28th August 2011
                              by Parth
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                              When you apologize to some guy you beat up, remember, try and let it be unconditional, unless you REALLY want a monkey coming out of your butt.
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                                Posted, 9th November 2011
                                by Movie Genius
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                                Jim Carrey can do a mean impersonation of Clint Eastwood.
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                                  Posted, 24th April 2012
                                  by qwkslvr
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                                  If Bruce asks you if you like jazz, say no.
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                                    Posted, 30th September 2014
                                    by Footballfan
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                                    Lots of people who watched this now know how to spell "beautiful".
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                                      Posted, 30th September 2014
                                      by Footballfan
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