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Short Circuit

Short Circuit
This list was started on 22nd March 2010 by NateSean
There are 24 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 8th September 2013

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Getting struck by lightening brings a 1980's robot alive. Man my family got gipped when our 1995 Magnavox got short circuited.
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    Posted, 22nd March 2010
    by NateSean
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    Laughing a joke is a sign of being alive but all computers are terrified at the prospect of dying.
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      Posted, 22nd March 2010
      by NateSean
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      A robot can learn everything about the world through reading books, but it won't learn manners like leaving a mess of books when you're done.
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        Posted, 23rd March 2010
        by agentdc7
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        Ben sports a tremendous woody at the idea of Stephanie and Newton talking.
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          Posted, 22nd March 2010
          by NateSean
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          Stephanie has nice software.
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            Posted, 22nd March 2010
            by NateSean
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            Number 5 could have built and programmed a working duplicate of himself this entire time but chose not to.
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              Posted, 22nd March 2010
              by NateSean
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              If Benjamin is not an American Citizen until the end of the second movie, why is he allowed to work for a Military organization such as Nova?
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                Posted, 14th July 2011
                by firestone500
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                When cooking hasbrowns leave them in the box.
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                  Posted, 22nd March 2010
                  by NateSean
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                  Pontiacs are easy to take apart.
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                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
                    by NateSean
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                    $25,000 split evenly is 20 for me and 5 for you.
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                      Posted, 23rd March 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      Scroder and Captain Harris both have rosy red butts.
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                        Posted, 23rd March 2010
                        by agentdc7
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                        Johnny5 can reprogram 3 robots to act like the 3 stooges by pushing the same button over and over again.
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                          Posted, 5th April 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          Stephanie is a virgin. Or at least she used to be.
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                            Posted, 21st September 2010
                            by Bacupboy
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                            Just what was Crosby thinking a military defense contractor intended to do when he accepted a contract to build robots mounted with nuclear powered lasers that could blast a convoy in seconds?
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                              Posted, 27th June 2011
                              by NateSean
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                              A child of four could tell investors that each robot costs 11 million dollars and it kills people. That's why the need Newton Crosby to tell them.
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                                Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                by NateSean
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                                Ben is tired of wearing the dress in this family.
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                                  Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                  by NateSean
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                                  Life is not a malfunction.
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                                    Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                    by NateSean
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                                    Watching TV all night will clue a robot in on all forms of pop culture and slang.
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                                      Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                      by NateSean
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                                      Number 5 probably won't shoot you if you stop.
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                                        Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                        by NateSean
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                                        Programming says destroy, make dead, Number 5 cannot.
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                                          Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                          by NateSean
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                                          Dr. Marner likes his martini shaken, not stirred.
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                                            Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                            by NateSean
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                                            Lying to the bad guy is still lying.
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                                              Posted, 22nd March 2010
                                              by NateSean
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                                              The 3 Stooges in robot form makes a very entertaining and confusing show for thoes around the 3 robots.
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                                                Posted, 8th April 2010
                                                by Ally Kat
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                                                Hollywood, for some reason needed the character to be Indian, but couldn't bother to find an actual Indian for the part.
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                                                • 19th September 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                  Most Indians in America speak a better english then the "natives".
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                                                Posted, 8th September 2013
                                                by qwkslvr
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