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Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Terminator 2: Judgement Day
This list was started on 24th March 2010 by agentdc7
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It isn't at all creepy for a cop to say this "He's quite a handsome boy, do you mind if I keep the picture?" after looking at a photo of your sun.
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  • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
    Partly justified, Tod and Janelle weren't his real parents and moreover, they were dicks.
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Posted, 6th April 2010
by 12792
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If your foster mom is too nice, something is wrong!
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    Posted, 26th March 2010
    by avalanche719
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    Twelve year olds hack ATMs to go to the arcade.
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      Posted, 26th March 2010
      by avalanche719
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      If you want a bikers clothes, boots, and motorcycle, just say please. Otherwise, you are going to have to fight him for it.
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        Posted, 24th March 2010
        by agentdc7
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        You can't kill people, because you can't.
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          Posted, 24th March 2010
          by agentdc7
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          After firing the minigun at the cops, Terminator had 0.0 casualties. I wonder if 0.2 meant someone lost an arm.
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            Posted, 24th March 2010
            by agentdc7
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            If your Cyberdyne access card doesn't work, you should try a grenade launcher access card.
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              Posted, 24th March 2010
              by agentdc7
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              Orderlies in criminal mental institutions frequently molest their patients.
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                Posted, 25th March 2010
                by NateSean
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                Get the dog's name before killing the foster parents.
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                  Posted, 26th March 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  Skynet has balls, and John Connor's got em.
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                    Posted, 26th March 2010
                    by avalanche719
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                    You can hide a shotgun in a box of roses at the mall.
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                      Posted, 24th March 2010
                      by agentdc7
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                      John Connor can run faster than a truck with a top speed of 60mph.
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                        Posted, 24th March 2010
                        by agentdc7
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                        If you win at coffee-cup-poker, its not you're lucky day, you're actually going to die.
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                          Posted, 26th March 2010
                          by avalanche719
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                          You can trust a terminator if he says you can with a smile.
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                            Posted, 26th March 2010
                            by avalanche719
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                            Pain is just data.
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                              Posted, 26th March 2010
                              by avalanche719
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                              There are 215 bones in the human body.
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                              • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
                                Not anymore in Silberman's body, though.
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                              Posted, 26th March 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              The moment you see something really strange like a policeman that melts into silver mercury shit, always drop your cigarette out of your mouth...
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                                Posted, 5th July 2010
                                by blogger de niro
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                                Bar flys like them some naked terminators.
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                                  Posted, 27th November 2010
                                  by Thalidomide Squid
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                                  There was a time when CGI was done THE RIGHT WAY.
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                                  • 19th July 2014 by agentdc7
                                    Funny thing is the same thing could be said about 3D too for Avatar.
                                  • 19th July 2014 by agentdc7
                                    Funny thing is the same thing could be said about 3D too for Avatar.
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                                  Posted, 4th April 2012
                                  by Max
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                                  When that cop [1L-19] from T-1 got his head smashed, he got amnesia and became a photographer. However, seeing the Terminator again at the mall, he started getting his memory back.
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                                    Posted, 24th March 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Motorcycles have very strong tires.
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                                    • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
                                      VERY strong, as even a human would have problems to not disassemble it, not to mention a heavy combat terminator.
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                                    Posted, 24th March 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Security guards will still live when you shoot them in the knee caps.
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                                      Posted, 24th March 2010
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      You can get a quarter from the payphone by smashing it.
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                                      • 18th April 2010 by agentdc7
                                        You'll refund her quarter now mister!!!!!
                                      • 24th March 2010 by NateSean
                                        It worked for Tackleberry.
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                                      Posted, 24th March 2010
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      The T-1000 couldn't use those sharp blades to cut the elevator cable.
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                                        Posted, 24th March 2010
                                        by NateSean
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                                        Sarah Connor trained to cock a shotgun one handed, just in case.
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                                        • 19th December 2010 by Stasis
                                          The crazy thing is she wasn't training with a shotgun.
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                                        Posted, 26th March 2010
                                        by avalanche719
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                                        Men who build bombs don't know what its like to create something.
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                                          Posted, 26th March 2010
                                          by avalanche719
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                                          Two million SPF sunblock will help you survive a nuke.
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                                            Posted, 26th March 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            The terminator didn't have a quarter but the telephone sure had a lot of them.
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                                              Posted, 26th March 2010
                                              by avalanche719
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                                              A machine is better than a string a would-be fathers.
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                                                Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                Pens can go through knee caps.
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                                                • 16th August 2010 by NateSean
                                                  If you shove it hard enough. :p
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                                                Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                There's no fate but what we make for ourselves
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                                                  Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                  "I'll be back" is Terminator code for I'm going to bust this place up with the nearest available vehicle.
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                                                    Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                                    by podding
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                                                    If Skynet needed the terminator's chip to create self-aware machines, how did they create self-aware machines the very first time?
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                                                      Posted, 27th November 2010
                                                      by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                      A 12-year old with an Atari device can hack into anything really easily...Either that or Cyberdyne Systems had really shitty security measurements
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                                                        Posted, 25th August 2012
                                                        by screwyou00
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                                                        "Wolfie" is a terrible name for a dog. And Terminators are terrible at making up names.
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                                                        • 31st May 2016 by Garga
                                                          Come on, it's still better than to name your dog: Doggie! I read somewhere it was James Cameron's dog's name, the same barking dog we see in the movie at the motel.
                                                        • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
                                                          Well, whaddyaknow, T-1000 was stupid enough to fall for it. How convenient.
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                                                        Posted, 29th August 2012
                                                        by pikasneeze
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                                                        Terminator needs a vacation after killing T-1000.
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                                                          Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          Arcades are dangerous places.
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                                                          • 26th March 2010 by agentdc7
                                                            Yeah, cops can shove you into the wall.
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                                                          Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                          Terminators cannot self-terminate.
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                                                            Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                            Skynet knows that a Russian counter-attack would destroy the U.S.
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                                                              Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                              A mini-gun is definitely a good match for the terminator.
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                                                                Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                Its not every day that you find out you're responsible for three billion deaths.
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                                                                  Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                  When the password doesn't work, just blow away the door.
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                                                                    Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                    1997 would've been a good year to invest in sunblock companies but then the Terminator came.
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                                                                      Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                      Time paradoxes are so confusing.
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                                                                        Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                        If you get copied, you're dead.
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                                                                        • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
                                                                          Exactly, it's a law, like gravity.
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                                                                        Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                        Always be sure to wear your seat belt. You never know when a T-1000 is going to throw you out of your seat and steal your truck.
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                                                                          Posted, 2nd November 2010
                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                          If you want a terminator to make you laugh, tell him to smile [check out the deleted scene].
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                                                                          • 24th March 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                            Yup, that's how I saw it.
                                                                          • 24th March 2010 by NateSean
                                                                            They included it in an extended addition.
                                                                          • 24th March 2010 by NateSean
                                                                            They included it in an extended addition.
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                                                                          Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                          Sarah Connor got buff!
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                                                                            Posted, 24th March 2010
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            Having a 40mm grenade shot into you will only blow up your upper body.
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                                                                              Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                              After being shot you'll die right after your friends escape and SWAT enters the room.
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                                                                                Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                Don't say "affirmative", say "no problemo"
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                                                                                  Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                  Chill out, dickwad, eat me!
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                                                                                    Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                    Terminators were not programmed to cry.
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                                                                                      Posted, 26th March 2010
                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                      Terminators give you a thumbs up when dipping themselves in a tub.
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                                                                                        Posted, 1st September 2010
                                                                                        by slashnroses
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                                                                                        The T-1000 thinks police motorcycles are, "nice bikes".
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                                                                                          Posted, 21st September 2010
                                                                                          by Bacupboy
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                                                                                          Terminators can learn why humans cry.
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                                                                                            Posted, 30th August 2012
                                                                                            by pikasneeze
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                                                                                            If you are T-800 and being chased by T-1000, which you want to lose immediately, empty your whole assault rifle clip into it pointlessly , instead of giving use to the last grenade round and shooting that fu**ing thing into face.
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                                                                                              Posted, 30th September 2013
                                                                                              by hustyx
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                                                                                              It was pure luck T-800 stumbled upon JC going through that drain. What exactly was his plan? Ask his foster parents and that's it? Wandering through city of LA isn't the best he could come up with. His predecessor had at least phonebook. T-1000 had the picture and asked people.
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                                                                                                Posted, 1st October 2013
                                                                                                by hustyx
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                                                                                                If you are T-1000 and fight with T-800, wait until he punches you in the face, then transform your face into hands and give the bastard indian burn. It's super effective.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 1st October 2013
                                                                                                  by hustyx
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                                                                                                  T-800 will always look at the north.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 1st October 2013
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                                                                                                    If T-1000 is after you in a truck and you have a simple experienced and useful method to get rid off him by shooting the tires, what do you do? Of course take assault rifle and shoot T-1000 instead.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 18th October 2013
                                                                                                      by hustyx
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                                                                                                      If you're a psychiatrist and your patient talks crazy about robots from the future, hide all the pens and watch out for your knee caps.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 1st June 2016
                                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                                        Dogs only bark at evil terminators.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 1st June 2016
                                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                                          Black scientists are able to shut down their computers just by pressing the ''Enter'' on the keyboard.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 1st June 2016
                                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                                            Giving the machines bad breath is a fool proof way for blending in humans.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 1st June 2016
                                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                                              Terminators act very literal when they're being told to ''Put the gun down''.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 1st June 2016
                                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                                There is a biker out there, who had the mother of all bad days... Beaten, bones shattered, burnt, cloths and bike stolen and humiliated. Poor bastard.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st June 2016
                                                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                                                  Biker bar patrons aren't in the habit of calling the police when a destructible force in the shape of a naked man fucks them all up.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 1st June 2016
                                                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                                                    If you are a barkeeper and a naked man beat up all your customers and stole their cloths and bikes, don't threat him with a shotgun. He'll steal it and your sunglasses too.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st June 2016
                                                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                                                      Honda XR bikes have an unlimited number of gears to shift up.
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