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Speed
This list was started on 24th March 2010 by avalanche719
There are 45 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th July 2015

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Its customary to tell someone "nothing personal" after just killing them.
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    Posted, 24th March 2010
    by avalanche719
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    Its perfectly reasonable to transport cans in a stroller.
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      Posted, 24th March 2010
      by avalanche719
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      Relationships based on intense experiences never work but if they're based on sex, you're good.
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        Posted, 24th March 2010
        by avalanche719
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        If you are on a bus with a bomb on it and there is also video of you on the bus streaming to the bombers hideout, make sure the asian woman in the front keeps her bag on the floor while you tape the dummy video, or the bomber will know that you are screwing with him
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          Posted, 31st May 2010
          by waydaddy6
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          Begin every question with "pop quiz."
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            Posted, 24th March 2010
            by avalanche719
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            Annie is busy tomorrow.
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              Posted, 24th March 2010
              by avalanche719
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              If you get blown up, the only way to pick you up is with a sponge.
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                Posted, 24th March 2010
                by avalanche719
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                When your Lieutenant tells everyone they're fired, don't worry, you're not really. He's just kidding.
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                  Posted, 24th March 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  Don't ask for a work order, you're just going to get stabbed with a screwdriver.
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                    Posted, 24th March 2010
                    by avalanche719
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                    If you pick up all the teeth after an explosion, you'll get a medal.
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                      Posted, 24th March 2010
                      by avalanche719
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                      Guts'll get you so far, then they'll get you killed.
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                        Posted, 24th March 2010
                        by avalanche719
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                        Jack may not be bright but he's got big, round, hairy cajones.
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                          Posted, 24th March 2010
                          by avalanche719
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                          That pop quizzes can be dangerous.
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                            Posted, 2nd May 2010
                            by blinghurst
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                            Driving a bus is just like driving a Ford Pinto
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                              Posted, 26th July 2010
                              by Andershp
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                              When facing a left right situation always reply the direction in the last possible situation.
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                                Posted, 26th July 2010
                                by Andershp
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                                It makes sense to send a team of officers into a suspected bomb makers house because he would never think to booby trap it
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                                  Posted, 14th August 2014
                                  by smartguy360
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                                  hitting a tunnel light on top of a moving train won't splatter your face and brains everywhere instead your head will come off neatly like a doll's head
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                                    Posted, 14th August 2014
                                    by smartguy360
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                                    Elevator failure can be caused by pressing the wrong button.
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                                      Posted, 24th March 2010
                                      by avalanche719
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                                      A bomb that doesn't explode is a cheap gold watch.
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                                        Posted, 24th March 2010
                                        by avalanche719
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                                        Negotiators talk to you like they're your best friend when they don't even know you.
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                                          Posted, 24th March 2010
                                          by avalanche719
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                                          Interactive TV is the wave of the future.
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                                            Posted, 24th March 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            If you commandeer a car from a guy and he gets pissed about it, just pass someone on the highway really well and he will be okay
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                                              Posted, 31st May 2010
                                              by waydaddy6
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                                              If you get shot while driving a bus and are asked how you feel it is customary to reply with "like i've been shot"
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                                                Posted, 31st May 2010
                                                by waydaddy6
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                                                Trains really can't jump the tracks
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                                                  Posted, 2nd June 2010
                                                  by podding
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                                                  There are rules in terrorist plots
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                                                    Posted, 26th July 2010
                                                    by Andershp
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                                                    Don't say: Lets take it outside, when you are on a bus that will blow off if you leave it.
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                                                      Posted, 26th July 2010
                                                      by Andershp
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                                                      The ugly woman deserved to die a little when her ego is big enough for her to risk everyone's lives on the bus.
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                                                        Posted, 26th July 2010
                                                        by Andershp
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                                                        When you make a 15 feet jump it is time for cheering; all we need now is a couple of beers and some potato chips and the party is on.
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                                                          Posted, 26th July 2010
                                                          by Andershp
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                                                          There is always that unlucky guy who's day is completly ruined.
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                                                            Posted, 26th July 2010
                                                            by Andershp
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                                                            Saying: "I have already seen the airport", in the middle of the movie with no intention of explaning the words what so ever is not wierd at all.
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                                                              Posted, 26th July 2010
                                                              by Andershp
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                                                              The passengers are being held at the whim of a madman.
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                                                                Posted, 21st September 2010
                                                                by Bacupboy
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                                                                Leaving a seat by saying there's gum on it, with it still on your fingers makes perfect sense
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                                                                  Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                  by Jakesthesnake
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                                                                  Pulling out your badge to stop the bus is never an option.
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                                                                    Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                    by Jakesthesnake
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                                                                    The police need to rent a semi flat bed.
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                                                                      Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                      by Jakesthesnake
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                                                                      The bus number is 2525 and they cant go below 50... Watch out for bus number 0347 next.
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                                                                        Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                        by Jakesthesnake
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                                                                        Tourists can't swear on foreign grounds.
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                                                                          Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                          by Jakesthesnake
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                                                                          If you don't have a wife, your expendable.
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                                                                            Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                            by Jakesthesnake
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                                                                            The freeway isnt finished
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                                                                              Posted, 5th May 2012
                                                                              by Jakesthesnake
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                                                                              When you rescue a hostage at the airport, it is customary to then transport her by ambulance to the scene of an intense ransom exchange so that she may be taken hostage all over again.
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                                                                                Posted, 6th January 2013
                                                                                by ReadTheApple
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                                                                                Why not waste one precious bullet to shoot the tyres of the bus, before it reaches 50mph ? The whole thing would have never happened.
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                                                                                  Posted, 14th June 2014
                                                                                  by Compso
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                                                                                  If the train's brake doesn't work, use the speed lever to increase the speed until the train derails. Don't ever think about pulling the lever down to decrease the speed or whatever.
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                                                                                    Posted, 6th July 2015
                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                    Bars inside a train are robust.
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                                                                                      Posted, 6th July 2015
                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                      Bus drivers eventually stop for shouting hot women if it's not a bus station, but never for shouting men.
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                                                                                        Posted, 6th July 2015
                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                        Some airports have so much runways, they can afford to keep some of them as Emergency Runway and not use it normally.
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                                                                                          Posted, 6th July 2015
                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                          When a crazy bus carrying a bomb breaks into an airport and speeds everywhere, the airport functions normally like nothing serious is going on. No evacuation no nothing.
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                                                                                            Posted, 6th July 2015
                                                                                            by Garga
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