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Jurassic Park 3

Jurassic Park 3
This list was started on 28th March 2010 by NateSean
There are 62 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 7th November 2014

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Just because there's a platoon of Marines doesn't mean there's going to be an epic creature-human battle.
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  • 21st June 2014 by agentdc7
    Just an unintentionally funny ending and a facepalm.
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Posted, 29th March 2010
by avalanche719
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A twelve year-old in an island full of dinosaurs will last longer than guys armed to the teeth with every firearm that can be legally or illegally obtained.
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  • 29th March 2010 by avalanche719
    The guys with the guns didn't even try to fight back, what a waste of equipment!
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Posted, 28th March 2010
by NateSean
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Ellie has a lot of clout. She can call the Navy at a moment's notice to save her best friend.
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    Posted, 28th March 2010
    by NateSean
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    A twelve year-old is smarter than both of his parents put together.
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      Posted, 28th March 2010
      by NateSean
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      You can "speak" the language of the Velociraptors without having to actually know what you're saying.
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        Posted, 28th March 2010
        by NateSean
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        At Site B the dinosaurs don't eat you, they just snap your neck and go away.
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          Posted, 29th March 2010
          by avalanche719
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          There's absolutely no military enforcement keeping civilians from getting to an island that's supposed to be banned from humans.
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          • 31st December 2012 by username
            ...nor will there be any repurcussions for travelling to a restricted island, even if you are rescued by the Navy and the Marines.
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          Posted, 28th March 2010
          by NateSean
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          If going to the island is illegal, smuggling dinosaur eggs off of it is probably illegal too.
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            Posted, 28th March 2010
            by NateSean
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            You don't want to know how he got a hold of T-Rex pee.
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            Posted, 28th March 2010
            by NateSean
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            Before helping your friend get out of a tree, shut the camera off, you're wasting footage.
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              Posted, 29th March 2010
              by avalanche719
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              People only listen to Dr. Grant to hear about Jurassic Park, they don't care about his paleontology.
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                Posted, 29th March 2010
                by avalanche719
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                The Costa Rican government won't do anything about an island full of dinosaurs, they just ignore it and tell people to stay away.
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                  Posted, 29th March 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  Yelling into a giant megaphone on a dinosaur island is really not a good idea, yet they keep doing it.
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                    Posted, 13th June 2010
                    by thugz4real
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                    Who ever knew Barney could be the comic relief in a Jurassic Park film?
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                      Posted, 13th June 2010
                      by thugz4real
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                      Saving Grant's lucky hat is the important thing.
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                        Posted, 28th March 2010
                        by NateSean
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                        Your kid going missing on a dangerous island is a great way to get back with your wife.
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                          Posted, 28th March 2010
                          by NateSean
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                          Grant is the Dinosaur Man.
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                            Posted, 28th March 2010
                            by NateSean
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                            Ian Malcom's book was very preachy and he seemed to be high on himself.
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                              Posted, 28th March 2010
                              by NateSean
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                              A video camera subjected to the heat, humidy, and possible rain of a tropical island for the past eight weeks will still work just fine as long as you have another power source.
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                                Posted, 29th March 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                If you can't get out of your parachute, just stay there till you die.
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                                • 23rd May 2010 by thugz4real
                                  you're pretty good at this avalanche lol
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                                Posted, 29th March 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                Food from a vending machine at an abandoned laboratory will still be good.
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                                • 23rd May 2010 by thugz4real
                                  of course! that's the beauty of having non-perishable foods! lol
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                                Posted, 29th March 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                The Spinosaurus prefers scrawny little human beings over a triceratops or something bigger and meatier.
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                                  Posted, 31st March 2010
                                  by NateSean
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                                  The Spinosaurus and T-Rex will coexist peacefully for all their lives until a bunch of humans get to the island. Then they have to fight to death (without the winner eating the loser after killing it) just to show who the boss is.
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                                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                                    by sebastian
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                                    People claiming to be so rich that they'll write a check to fund your dig doesn't send up any red flags at all. Nope none at all.
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                                      Posted, 28th March 2010
                                      by NateSean
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                                      Pterydactyl's "migrating" won't concern environmentalists at all.
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                                      • 21st June 2014 by agentdc7
                                        Yeah it's supposed to be a happy ending for some reason as the music suggests.
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                                      Posted, 28th March 2010
                                      by NateSean
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                                      Don't bother telling people not to move, they're just gonna run anyway.
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                                        Posted, 29th March 2010
                                        by avalanche719
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                                        When all else fails, knock the person who disagrees out.
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                                          Posted, 29th March 2010
                                          by avalanche719
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                                          The spinosaurus has a T-Rex pee fetish.
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                                            Posted, 29th March 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            Don't bother paying for snacks out of a vending machine at an abandoned laboratory.
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                                              Posted, 29th March 2010
                                              by avalanche719
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                                              Mercenary. Booking agent. Same thing.
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                                                Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                The black guy doesn't always die first.
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                                                • 22nd May 2010 by thugz4real
                                                  hahaha yeah i noticed that too!
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                                                Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                Raptors speak English in your dreams.
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                                                  Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                  Ingen not releasing all of it's dinosaurs in a special public report translates into "Lets cram as many new dinosaur eye-candy as possible into this film"
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                                                    Posted, 31st March 2010
                                                    by NateSean
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                                                    They are not real dinosaurs, just park monsters.
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                                                      Posted, 28th March 2010
                                                      by NateSean
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                                                      A satelite phone will ring just as loudly when it is covered in crap as it would outside of said crap.
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                                                      • 29th March 2010 by NateSean
                                                        Even while it's still inside the digestive tract of a spinosaur no less.
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                                                      Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                      Cooper apparently wasn't professional enough.
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                                                        Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                        Raptors were smarter than dolphins and whales.
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                                                          Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                          A laboratory is not used to make dinosaurs, its where you play God.
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                                                            Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                            Make an emergency survival kit before you go parasailing over a island inhabited by dinosaurs.
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                                                              Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                              A dinosaur can kill people on a boat and it won't destroy the boat or knock it off course at all.
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                                                                Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                The great thing about bones is that they never run away...and they don't try and eat you either!
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                                                                  Posted, 25th July 2010
                                                                  by TiffYG2133
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                                                                  No one will really care about the guy who died while trying to keep a kid safe, least of all, his fiancée. (She will care about the deaths of people she just met though.)
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                                                                    Posted, 22nd November 2010
                                                                    by Meushell
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                                                                    Two D size batteries are enough to supply either the correct voltage or the proper amount of current to power the camcorder.
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                                                                      Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                      Eric was apparently left on his parent's doorstep, which explains why he has bigger testicles than his dad.
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                                                                        Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                        You may not be able to fly over the dangerous dinosaur filled island, but you can drive boats and parasail right next to it.
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                                                                          Posted, 2nd August 2011
                                                                          by Hayleychaotix
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                                                                          A T-Rex will be more interested in chasing humans than continuing to feed on a much larger and already dead animal.
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                                                                            Posted, 31st December 2012
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                                                                            All fossils are rock. The fossils are just soft...hard...soft...hard...soft...
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                                                                              Posted, 28th March 2010
                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                              In a race from the cockpit to the cabin, don't be last.
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                                                                                Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                Don't come crying when the Tricikloplots attacks you.
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                                                                                  Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                  There is no such thing as "safe" on an island full of dinosaurs.
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                                                                                    Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                    You'll like dinosaurs until they try to eat you.
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                                                                                      Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                      Billy was an astronaut not an astronomer.
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                                                                                        Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                        Offering to retile a guy's basement after you essentially hijacked him is good business. For that matter why didn't Martha Stewart think of that?
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                                                                                          Posted, 29th March 2010
                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                          The director of Jurassic Park 3 made a lot of changes to the dinosaurs to make them more "believable" and yet you can still lose a T-Rex by standing still. (The Rex would still be able to smell you even if it couldn't see you)
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                                                                                            Posted, 31st March 2010
                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                            It's alright that you were deceived by the owner of a paint business as long as he was lying to you for a good cause.
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                                                                                              Posted, 2nd May 2010
                                                                                              by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                              Upon landing on a remote island on which you know dinosaurs lurk, immediately begin shouting into a megaphone trying to find your missing son. Surely this action will immediately draw the attention of your missing son and not the carnivorous prehistoric animals that inhabit the area.
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                                                                                                Posted, 2nd May 2010
                                                                                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                The black pilot will ALWAYS get pulled out of the plane and eaten.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 13th June 2010
                                                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                                                  Not all vending machines have shatterproof glass.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 13th September 2010
                                                                                                    by Ccard
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                                                                                                    Billy is no better than the people who built this place.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 13th September 2010
                                                                                                      by Ccard
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                                                                                                      Alan Grant is so mediocre that even Ellie's parrot forgot his name.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 27th June 2011
                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                        When hanging out on a dinosaur-infested island, make sure you don't have knives, pistols, machetes, pepper spray or anything else that could scratch or upset the flimsy predators.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 7th November 2014
                                                                                                          by IndigoBalls
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                                                                                                          It's now obvious that hens have a major grudge against us.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 7th November 2014
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