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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
This list was started on 31st March 2010 by NateSean
There are 31 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 11th February 2015

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When your teenaged daughter is fighting for her life in a lawn that is basically the jungle, the biggest thing you need to worry about is the teenaged boy she's with.
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  • 1st April 2010 by NateSean
    There'd be another emaciated, slightly Maneudo-Boyish overbearing prick running loose.
  • 31st March 2010 by ekedolphin
    Dang right. People tend to bond together under pressure, and if the backyard adventure were to result in Russ Thompson III...
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Posted, 31st March 2010
by NateSean
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An 80 dollar deposit is more important than your possibly dead kids.
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    Posted, 31st March 2010
    by NateSean
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    Hitting a ball into someone's attic is their fault since they had their window closed on a nice day.
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      Posted, 31st March 2010
      by NateSean
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      When *was* the last time you saw just one ant?
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        Posted, 1st April 2010
        by NateSean
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        When Einstein invented the Atomic Bomb they didn't ask for proof that it worked.
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          Posted, 31st March 2010
          by NateSean
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          Shrink ray + Large Couch gone missing = Shrink Ray doesn't work.
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            Posted, 31st March 2010
            by NateSean
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            Eyeing the neighbors teenaged daughter through the window isn't at all creepy.
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              Posted, 31st March 2010
              by NateSean
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              The police won't find two missing children's reports in one neighborhood suspicious enough to begin an investigation.
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                Posted, 31st March 2010
                by NateSean
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                At the end you see a huge turkey and a huge bone, but where is the gold or jewels that they should have made large?
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                  Posted, 1st April 2010
                  by jennibennibofenni
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                  I still check my cheerios to this day.
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                    Posted, 3rd June 2010
                    by The Cincinnati Kid
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                    Fishing and weights aren't Russ Jr.'s thing.
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                      Posted, 31st March 2010
                      by NateSean
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                      Nick is on a special diet: No Toxic Waste.
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                      • 7th April 2010 by megz baby
                        real funny...lol...i think all people are that diet
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                      Posted, 31st March 2010
                      by NateSean
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                      A shrink ray doesn't require that much power, apparently.
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                        Posted, 31st March 2010
                        by NateSean
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                        The Salinski's lawn looks like the Amazon.
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                          Posted, 31st March 2010
                          by NateSean
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                          A scorpion will pass up a much meatier ant for some scrawny little kids who aren't even large enough to wet it's appetite.
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                            Posted, 31st March 2010
                            by NateSean
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                            The presence of scorpions in their backyard isn't enough to make Wayne and Dianne search for their kids using thick gloves.
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                              Posted, 31st March 2010
                              by NateSean
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                              French Class teaches CPR.
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                                Posted, 31st March 2010
                                by NateSean
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                                You may want to drop a Little Debbie cookie and a Lego in the backyard now and then, 'cuz you never know when you'll get shrunk down to 1/4 inch high.
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                                  Posted, 31st March 2010
                                  by ekedolphin
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                                  # 17 Blades of grass make kick ass slides when you are 1/4 inch high.
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                                    Posted, 1st April 2010
                                    by jennibennibofenni
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                                    Ants really are o.k. people.
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                                      Posted, 1st April 2010
                                      by jennibennibofenni
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                                      Stilts are apparently less likely to crush the kids than human feet.
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                                        Posted, 10th September 2010
                                        by Ccard
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                                        Blue Legos makes great bunk beds
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                                          Posted, 21st September 2010
                                          by Bacupboy
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                                          Bees, ants and a scorpion are the only insects or arachnids you'll find in a backyard.
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                                            Posted, 31st March 2010
                                            by NateSean
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                                            Is there anything Nick *isn't* allergic to?
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                                              Posted, 3rd April 2010
                                              by ekedolphin
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                                              Back then, the the bee ride looked hyper-real.
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                                                Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                                Wayne Szalinski forgets to say Mazel tov when he breaks the bottle with his foot...
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                                                  Posted, 5th July 2010
                                                  by blogger de niro
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                                                  In a swarm of about 50 bees, only one of them will go for pollen.
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                                                    Posted, 10th September 2010
                                                    by Ccard
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                                                    When your kids are shrunk in the backyard, it makes no sense to put a "Keep Off The Grass" sign by the gate to prevent people from entering, especially to use the lawnmower.
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                                                      Posted, 10th September 2010
                                                      by Ccard
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                                                      A lawnmower can make every blade of grass in the yard sway like trees in the wind.
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                                                        Posted, 10th September 2010
                                                        by Ccard
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                                                        Mr. Szalinski is hardly Einstein.
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                                                          Posted, 10th September 2010
                                                          by Ccard
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                                                          Quark, which is the dog's name in the movie, is an elementary particle and a fundamental constituent of matter. Quarks combine to form composite particles called hadrons, the most stable of which are protons and neutrons, the components of atomic nuclei.
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                                                            Posted, 11th February 2015
                                                            by zikzak393
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