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Monsters vs Aliens

Monsters vs Aliens
This list was started on 4th December 2009 by Shauna
There are 37 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 11th November 2011

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Jello can fall in love.
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    Posted, 4th December 2009
    by Shauna
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    If you get hit by a meteorite and start growing enormous, don't worry. Since it's a kids movie, your dress will also grow.
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      Posted, 6th December 2009
      by bookfreak
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      If you combine a genetically altered tomato with a ranch flavored dessert topping the resulting mass will gain consciousness, and will most likely call itself Bob.
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        Posted, 4th December 2009
        by Shauna
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        Aliens like to take over the world, but the monsters are here to save us.
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          Posted, 4th December 2009
          by Shauna
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          Susan is a name that can actually scare people.
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            Posted, 4th December 2009
            by Shauna
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            Men are scared by giant women who are stronger than them.
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            • 15th June 2016 by Garga
              Well, being big and strong has it's perks but women actually needn't to be big and strong to be scary...
            • 12th March 2010 by ekedolphin
              Men are scared by regular-sized women who are stronger than them, too.
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            Posted, 4th December 2009
            by Shauna
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            Dr. Cockroach's PhD is in dance.
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              Posted, 20th December 2009
              by UsernameTed
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              Next time my parents say I can't go to the arcade I can just say "But someday my DDR abilities could save the day!"
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                Posted, 6th January 2010
                by Halfsh0t
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                The Invisible man died of a heart attack.
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                  Posted, 4th December 2009
                  by Shauna
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                  Scientists that turn themselves into cockroaches are so smart, they're stupid.
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                  • 15th August 2010 by PhoenixFox
                    His Ph.D. is in Dance.
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                  Posted, 5th December 2009
                  by malice
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                  The easiest way to open a lock is by playing Roses Are Red on DDR for about a good 10 seconds, and hope that you don't fail.
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                    Posted, 7th December 2009
                    by Alazne Chan
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                    When food is inside B.O.B it dissolves, but people.... don't?
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                      Posted, 6th January 2010
                      by Halfsh0t
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                      Insecto likes tummy rubs.
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                        Posted, 13th January 2010
                        by Abrina7
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                        You can pretend to be an alien if you are a giant gelatinous blob.
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                          Posted, 4th December 2009
                          by Shauna
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                          Scientists do not have to be evil to turn themselves into cockroaches.
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                            Posted, 5th December 2009
                            by malice
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                            Code Brown is definetly an appropriate response to an Alien attack.
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                              Posted, 20th December 2009
                              by UsernameTed
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                              If you are approximatly 50 feet tall and are going to use cars as roller skates, don't bother to check if anyone is inside, it's a waste of time.
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                                Posted, 20th December 2009
                                by UsernameTed
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                                The only thing worse than getting broken up with on TV is being broken up with by a giant women, and a gelationous blob you've never met before, on TV.
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                                • 20th January 2011 by howler
                                  What's worse is that blob then leaving you for a gelatin dessert.
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                                Posted, 6th January 2010
                                by Halfsh0t
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                                When evacuating a major city via a toll bridge, exact change is appreciated... but not necessary.
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                                  Posted, 12th March 2010
                                  by ekedolphin
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                                  Not all aliens like to play music as a way to communicate, some of them will just attack you.
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                                    Posted, 4th December 2009
                                    by Shauna
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                                    If you stow away on an alien ship, be prepared to die.
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                                      Posted, 5th December 2009
                                      by xXdeathnoteluvrzXx
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                                      The Missing Link is out of shape!
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                                        Posted, 20th December 2009
                                        by UsernameTed
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                                        Giant Catapillers can play dead!
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                                          Posted, 6th January 2010
                                          by Halfsh0t
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                                          You got a BETTER idea, nerd?
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                                            Posted, 12th March 2010
                                            by ekedolphin
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                                            Was anyone else shocked that General Monger didn't turn on the monsters at any point during the movie?
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                                              Posted, 12th March 2010
                                              by ekedolphin
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                                              Is Fresno such a bad place to move to? (Former Fresno State student)
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                                                Posted, 8th July 2010
                                                by FERIS
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                                                Stephen Colbert as the president will lead to awesome battles between monsters and extraterrestrials
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                                                  Posted, 15th August 2010
                                                  by ryan corderman
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                                                  It's a bad idea to yell "Eat lead!" at an alien when trying to shoot it.
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                                                    Posted, 11th November 2011
                                                    by Movie Genius
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