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Aliens
This list was started on 1st April 2010 by jennibennibofenni
There are 125 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 7th July 2016

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When you're facing the alien queen, fire all your grenades into her egg producing sack rather than her. That way she has a sporting chance of fighting you later so you can show off your class 2 loader skills.
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    Posted, 4th April 2010
    by agentdc7
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    Ripley has enough money to cover the cost of losing the whole colony.
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    • 19th September 2011 by RoC77
      Well she was asleep for 57 years. Depending on how much she had in her bank account and at what her interest rate was, she might have had enough....
    • 4th April 2010 by agentdc7
      They can bill me!
    • 2nd April 2010 by TankerCaptain
      Well she had to have taken one big ass loan to cover the cost of the Nostromo and its cargo.
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    Posted, 1st April 2010
    by avalanche719
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    Before wasting time welding a door shut, make sure there's not a huge gap in the ceiling.
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      Posted, 1st April 2010
      by avalanche719
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      They mostly come at night. Mostly.
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        Posted, 1st April 2010
        by jennibennibofenni
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        Aliens know how to use elevators.
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          Posted, 1st April 2010
          by avalanche719
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          If someone is too good to eat with you, he must have a corncob up his ass.
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            Posted, 1st April 2010
            by avalanche719
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            Airlocks: the assholes of space.
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            Posted, 1st April 2010
            by avalanche719
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            The Aliens are better than Paul Reiser. After all, they're not the ones screwing each other to get a percentage.
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              Posted, 9th December 2010
              by NateSean
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              When its game over, build a fire and sing songs.
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                Posted, 1st April 2010
                by avalanche719
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                Harsh language is the only substitute for ammo.
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                  Posted, 1st April 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  A salvage team is trustworthy and won't dump your body out in space in order to collect their pay.
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                  • 24th July 2011 by agentdc7
                    Hmm, that's an interesting theory. That made me laugh.
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                  Posted, 1st April 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  It pays to carry extra ammo on you that the Sarge doesn't know about.
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                  • 12th November 2014 by agentdc7
                    I love that scene.
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                  Posted, 2nd April 2010
                  by TankerCaptain
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                  When steadycam gear became obsolete in the future, the military bought them to make smart guns.
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                    Posted, 4th April 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    Never be the one to ask Bishop to do the knife trick.
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                      Posted, 9th December 2010
                      by NateSean
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                      Never question the motives of a Company representative when that same company screwed you royally for telling the truth.
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                        Posted, 9th December 2010
                        by NateSean
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                        Newt is a very resourceful little girl who evaded alien capture for a considerable amount of time with no ammo.
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                        • 1st April 2010 by NateSean
                          Yet the people with ammo get picked off within minutes of encountering them.
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                        Posted, 1st April 2010
                        by jennibennibofenni
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                        Vasquez never gets confused for a man.
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                          Posted, 1st April 2010
                          by NateSean
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                          Oh, *that's* who's laying the eggs.
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                            Posted, 1st April 2010
                            by NateSean
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                            Don't give all your ammo to Frost, he's unreliable.
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                              Posted, 1st April 2010
                              by avalanche719
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                              When you're out of ammo, blow yourself up.
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                                Posted, 1st April 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                Bishop occasionally misses.
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                                  Posted, 1st April 2010
                                  by avalanche719
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                                  Androids prefer being called "artificial persons" instead of "synthetics"
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                                    Posted, 1st April 2010
                                    by avalanche719
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                                    Smacking your camera against the wall will fix it.
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                                      Posted, 1st April 2010
                                      by avalanche719
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                                      Gender doesn't matter when its Arcturian
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                                        Posted, 1st April 2010
                                        by avalanche719
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                                        Hudson has split personalities. One is bad ass and gung ho, the other is scared and helpless.
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                                          Posted, 1st April 2010
                                          by avalanche719
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                                          If you're alive, the salvage crew can't cash in on your ship.
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                                            Posted, 1st April 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            Work on your pullups, you never know when you're going to be hanging on for your dear life against getting sucked out into space.
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                                              Posted, 1st April 2010
                                              by avalanche719
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                                              Always leave one person on the starship you never know what could go wrong.
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                                              • 5th January 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                                Yeah at the very least they could send down some nukes.
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                                              Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                              by TankerCaptain
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                                              Always take a stogie with you when you go into hyper-sleep so its handy when you wake up.
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                                                Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                by TankerCaptain
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                                                Shotguns still look the same in the future.
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                                                  Yup, same as they looked in the 1800's
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                                                Posted, 4th April 2010
                                                by agentdc7
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                                                Always freak out when an android decides to do a knife trick.
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                                                  Posted, 27th May 2010
                                                  by Darkmolerman
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                                                  Those robotic scanners the salvage team had are too expensive for the company to use on the planet.
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                                                    Posted, 27th November 2010
                                                    by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                    If you blow up a multi million dollar installation, you will get billed.
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                                                      Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                      by NateSean
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                                                      When your drop ship crashes it is, in fact, game over man.
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                                                        Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                        by NateSean
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                                                        Drop ships will comfortably seat one big ass alien monster.
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                                                          Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                          by NateSean
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                                                          Facehuggers in jars are attracted to slimy sleazeball businessmen.
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                                                            Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                            by NateSean
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                                                            Even though its almost dark and there are scary a$$ aliens running all over the place, its ok to suggest camping outside and singing songs.
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                                                            Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                            by NateSean
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                                                            Wearing socks in the hyper sleep chamber is apparently not allowed.
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                                                              Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                              by NateSean
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                                                              Space pilots wear sunglasses even in the dark!
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                                                                Posted, 6th January 2012
                                                                by Sharkus
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                                                                Not all androids are bad.
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                                                                  Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                  by jennibennibofenni
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                                                                  The bigger and badder the Alien the more available and advanced the suit or mech.
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                                                                    Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                    Frost has a bad feeling about every drop but not about himself, everybody else. He will gladly call your folks when they come back without you though.
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                                                                      Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                      The Hyperdine System's 120-A2s were always a bit twitchy.
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                                                                        Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                        Cornbread is good for you.
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                                                                          Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                          Vasquez could have been mistaken for a man, so could Hudson.
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                                                                            Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            Hudson is the Ultimate Bad Ass, state of the bad ass art, you do not wanna f*** with him.
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                                                                              Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                              by TankerCaptain
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                                                                              Never leave the door open on the drop ship when checking out a colony where all the people are 'missing'.
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                                                                                Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                                by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                Vasquez thought they said illegal alien and signed up.
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                                                                                  Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                                  by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                  Always carry a deck of cards you never know when your gonna be waiting around for some xenomorphs to attack.
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                                                                                    Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                                    by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                    You can fry half a city with an Independently targeting particle beam phalanx.
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                                                                                      Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                                      by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                      Hicks is a personal friend of the M41A Pulse Rifle.
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                                                                                        Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                                        by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                        APCs are a lot bigger on the inside.
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                                                                                          Posted, 4th April 2010
                                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                                          When a human dies they don't get impaled...but if an android does it is a blood...milk bath
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                                                                                            Posted, 27th May 2010
                                                                                            by Darkmolerman
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                                                                                            A cocoon that's strong enough to keep people locked in place is also weak enough for someone on the outside to tear off.
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                                                                                              Posted, 19th December 2010
                                                                                              by Adam
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                                                                                              Ripley probably doesn't like the cornbread.
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                                                                                                Posted, 20th December 2010
                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                The Game is Over, Man. The Game is Over!
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                                                                                                  Posted, 16th March 2011
                                                                                                  by SoraKari
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                                                                                                  A piece of metal that you just cut with a blowtorch will not burn your hands seconds later.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 19th March 2011
                                                                                                    by BajaDoug
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                                                                                                    Giving someone a locator watch doesn't mean you are married on LV-426.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 19th March 2011
                                                                                                      by BajaDoug
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                                                                                                      Salvage teams are disappointed when they find someone alive.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 19th March 2011
                                                                                                        by BajaDoug
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                                                                                                        Sharp sticks are extremely lethal weapons! So lethal, in fact, that it is worth mentioning them when bragging about possessing nukes in the same sentence.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 12th May 2011
                                                                                                          by Aidan
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                                                                                                          Harsh language doesn't work as well as you'd think.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                            Leaving drop ship doors open when going to pee is a welcome mat to aliens.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                              When the cockpit door opens to drop ship, always be ready with your gun, you have no idea who or what is coming in. Better to be prepared.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                                Androids are synthetic; they're not stupid.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                                  IQ's are going to drop sharply over the next 57 years or so.
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                                                                                                                    Yes, I think that is happening right now.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                                  Face huggers love going for the good ol' jump scare just as much as any cat.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                                    Every paycheck's a fortune.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                                                      Grunts can't make certain kinds of desicions.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                                        No plan is complete without a deck of cards.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                                          The "Company" buys the cheap cornbread.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                                            Dolls can't dream, because they're made of plasitc.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                                              How tight you tied your shoe this morning could be the difference between life and death.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                Calling an Alien Queen a "bitch", gets her upset just as if she was a person...
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                  Don't expect a Corps Sargeant to get you your slippers.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2011
                                                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                    57 years in hyper sleep makes Jones the cat 248 years old.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 5th January 2012
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                                                                                                                                      When you see sticky goo on the drop door, run!
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 6th January 2012
                                                                                                                                        by Sharkus
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                                                                                                                                        If the face huggers go on strike will the xenomorphs go extinct?
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th July 2012
                                                                                                                                          by catmunch
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                                                                                                                                          They can cut the power out.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                            by jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                                                                            Hicks likes to keep an old fashioned rifle handy for "close encounters."
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                                                                                                                                              You mean shotgun?
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                            by jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                                                                            Androids have a milky white liquid in the place of blood.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                              by jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                                                                              Freak outs like the ones Hudson has were really starting to piss off Ripley.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                                by jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                                                                                Ripley is one bad mamma jamma. She can handle complicated weaponry and machinery with ease, and Hicks is noticing that.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                                  by jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                                                                                  Dusting off and nuking the site from orbit is the only way to be sure...or is it? (existence of Alien 3)
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                                                                                                                                                    And how could she fart one up into a corner somewhere?
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                                                                                                                                                    Personally, the premise for Alien 3 never made sense to me. The queen could not lay eggs without her giant sack thing.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                                  by jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                                                                                  One of the greatest movie lines of all time is "Get away from her you bitch!"
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                                    by jennibennibofenni
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                                                                                                                                                    Don't trust anyone that works for the company.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st April 2010
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                                                                                                                                                      A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm, every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune
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                                                                                                                                                        Every formation a parade!
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                      If you're made out of plastic, you can't have bad dreams.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                        Sergeants in the Colonial Marines have an unlimited amount of cigars.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                          Thermonuclear explosions equal Adios Muchachos
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                            Remember: short, controlled bursts.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 1st April 2010
                                                                                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                              The floor on a Marine cruiser can be freezing cold sometimes.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                                                                                                                by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                                                                Your mom might tell you there are no real monsters but there are.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                                                                                                                  by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                                                                  Lt. Gorman is a bit of a rookie.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                                                                                                                    by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                                                                    Looks like all that playing around in the ventilation ducts paid off for Newt.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                                                                                                                      by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                                                                      Casey is just a piece of plastic.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 2nd June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                        Vasquez just wants to know one thing: Where they are.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 9th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          Synthetics look creepy doing the commando crawl in a pipe with weird lighting.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 19th March 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                            Aliens like to hide underwater, sneak up on you and *THEN* stand up and snatch you at the last second.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 19th March 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                              This is *not* another bug hunt.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 19th March 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                They CAN cut the power.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Occasionally, everyone makes a bad call.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Another day in the Corps is like a day on the farm.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Every meal is a banquet.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Corps Sergeant loves the Corps.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 8th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Obviously androids of earlier build are far more advanced. Bishop was in hypersleep too while David (Prometheus) was hanging around and stalking dreams of the sleeping crew all the time during the two year travel to Pandora...err..LV-WhoCares
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 28th July 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Hudson's all badass until shit hits the fan. Then he just loses it like a fanny.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 24th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                              When your team is into the suck, give orders to swap weapons for, well no weapons at all.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Weapon sentries are worth more than marines, that's why they don't crack them out until most of the team's dead.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 24th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  A complex plan to fortify a facility with dozens of possible entryways is a much better idea than just sitting tight in the APC, with all it's large weapon turrets.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 24th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Future fashion dictates that men's jackets have half of their collars pop up
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Derelict alien star ships' 12 seconds distress signals can be received from light years into space but not by the colonists from the surface of the same planetoid 30 miles away.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Corporate suits have been and always shall be evil.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 17th June 2016
                                                                                                                                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Jonesy's nickname is little shithead.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            An advisor's job is to be with the soldiers in the front lines, not advise them from behind the line.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 17th June 2016
                                                                                                                                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Arcturian males can be mistaken for females but that really doesn't matter.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Being insanely stupid is mandatory to enlist in Colonial Marines. Totally different from actual Marines.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you see the holes in the floor and ceiling in a barricaded room where the aliens took colonists, when aliens attack you by all means just weld-seal the doors and never think about floor or ceiling ever until it's too late.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    When you design a facility, secure every room with thick blast doors but leave huge air ducts, ceiling ducts and floor ducts without any kind of barriers whatsoever.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Gorman always was an asshole.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Xenomorphs' acid blood always burns and dissolves anything it touches except the times it doesn't.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A good way to spend all your ammo is blasting the alien eggs when you know that the whole place is going to vaporize in an atomic explosion 5 minutes later.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            A marine shuttle have enough space in it's landing gear for a huge alien queen to hide there and NOT jam the gear.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              It takes a really long time to implement Asimov's basic laws of robotics into the robots.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Aliens don't like half-eaten doughnuts.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 17th June 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hanging long chains inside a spaceship has a very important function for something.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 7th July 2016
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