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How to Train Your Dragon

How to Train Your Dragon
This list was started on 2nd April 2010 by Anon
There are 48 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 14th August 2014

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The deadliest and most feared of all the dragon species known to man will inevitably be adorable.
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    Posted, 2nd April 2010
    by Anon
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    Viking helmets are made from the used Breastplates of Viking women.
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    • 16th November 2010 by k1ngv1rus
      Viking helmets are made from used Breastplates of their mother.
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    Posted, 2nd April 2010
    by Anon
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    Having a weird name builds character.
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      Posted, 3rd April 2010
      by tenshi
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      Dragons always go for the kill. Unless they don't. Then they let you ride them.
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        Posted, 2nd April 2010
        by Anon
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        Stitch is not a dog at all. He is a Night Fury.
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        • 7th April 2010 by Natasja
          I thought he was more like a Terrible Terror, personally.
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        Posted, 2nd April 2010
        by Anon
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        A dragon will become your friend if you touch its head, how many times you have kicked its ass does not matter.
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          Posted, 7th April 2010
          by hitworm
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          Girls walking away from explosions are sexy.
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          Posted, 2nd April 2010
          by Anon
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          If you live in an area infested with fire-breathing dragons, it's a good idea to construct as much of your village as possible out of wood.
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            Posted, 19th April 2010
            by D4Shawn
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            Dragons are like big, scaly cats. Cats that breathe exploding blue fire. And can fly.
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              Posted, 2nd April 2010
              by Anon
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              If your son's life is apparently endangered by a large, toothy, fire-breathing reptile that is staring him in the face, the best possible thing you can do is yell really loudly and make lots of noise.
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                Posted, 2nd April 2010
                by Anon
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                A true friend always eats his buddy's half of a regurgitated raw fish.
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                  Posted, 2nd April 2010
                  by Anon
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                  The most encouraging name for the son of the viking leader is "Hiccup."
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                    Posted, 5th November 2010
                    by Adam
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                    Chicks dig guys who can slay dragons, but they dig guys who can ride dragons even more.
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                      Posted, 2nd April 2010
                      by Anon
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                      If you step on the lines of a drawing made by a dragon they will growl at you.
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                        Posted, 5th April 2010
                        by Dazuam
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                        The hero never dies, but he might end up slightly mutilated.
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                        • 5th November 2010 by AKenjiB
                          That actually really surprised me. I didn't expect him to lose a leg. I mean it's a kids movie. I was just thinking "Woah."
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                        Posted, 5th November 2010
                        by Adam
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                        Volcanoes are like Easter Eggs, except instead of jellybeans and stickers, they contain 12 story tall dragons that were imported directly from your nightmares.
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                          Posted, 2nd April 2010
                          by Anon
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                          Who knew you would share the same challenges that your BFF faced.
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                            Posted, 5th April 2010
                            by Dazuam
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                            Dragons like having you rubbing their tummy.
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                              Posted, 5th April 2010
                              by Dazuam
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                              All of a sudden you understand your BF Toothless...
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                                Posted, 5th April 2010
                                by Dazuam
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                                It is possible for movie adaptions to be vastly different, but still wonderful. Especially when it has dragons.
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                                  Posted, 7th April 2010
                                  by Natasja
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                                  If you're a viking, never intimately touch your helmet. It might remind you of your mother.
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                                    Posted, 25th June 2010
                                    by kaizar
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                                    Scientific fact: Dragons are allergic to eels.
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                                      Posted, 25th June 2010
                                      by kaizar
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                                      Godzilla is the king of all dragons!
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                                        Posted, 25th June 2010
                                        by kaizar
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                                        The girl you have a crush on who hates you will eventually like you if you admit you have a dragon for a pet. Works all the time.
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                                        • 14th August 2014 by smartguy360
                                          it worked for me - hiccup
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                                        Posted, 25th June 2010
                                        by kaizar
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                                        Vikings don't get their accents until puberty.
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                                          Posted, 18th July 2010
                                          by ryan corderman
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                                          Vikings have a very charming demeanor!
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                                            Posted, 18th July 2010
                                            by TiffYG2133
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                                            The punishment for a viking insanity is to tie said viking to a ship mast and send them off.
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                                              Posted, 5th November 2010
                                              by Adam
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                                              Red death dragons are like giant hydrogen balloons
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                                                Posted, 14th August 2014
                                                by smartguy360
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                                                A moonlight dragon ride is a sure way to any girl's heart
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                                                  Posted, 14th August 2014
                                                  by smartguy360
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                                                  Dragons are a lot like cats, unless you're a dragon from the depths of hell itself, then you look more like a cow.
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                                                    Posted, 3rd April 2010
                                                    by Feathery
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                                                    Vikings live on a Don't Ask, Don't Tell basis.
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                                                      Posted, 18th April 2010
                                                      by UsernameTed
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                                                      It's okay to lose your leg as long as you have a dragon you can use to get from one place to another.
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                                                        Posted, 21st April 2010
                                                        by philipj
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                                                        Vikings can block out the sun, if only they had enough time.
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                                                          Posted, 5th November 2010
                                                          by Adam
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                                                          Being a pet is much more pleasant than being a slave.
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                                                            Posted, 5th November 2010
                                                            by Adam
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                                                            Our dragons will blot out the sun!
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                                                              Posted, 5th November 2010
                                                              by Adam
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                                                              Dragons hate eels.
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                                                                Posted, 16th November 2010
                                                                by k1ngv1rus
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                                                                Dragons have a soft spot behind their ears.
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                                                                  Posted, 16th November 2010
                                                                  by k1ngv1rus
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                                                                  Parrots are an evolution of a species of dragon.
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                                                                    Posted, 16th November 2010
                                                                    by k1ngv1rus
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                                                                    Dragons go sleepy in grass.
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                                                                      Posted, 12th March 2011
                                                                      by MeThePerson
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                                                                      Gerard Butler has a sexy Scottish accent XD
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                                                                        Posted, 18th April 2012
                                                                        by LadyGrizz
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                                                                        The best way to get a girl is to train the most lethal dragon known to Vikings.
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                                                                          Posted, 16th May 2012
                                                                          by abjaaksm
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                                                                          Somehow, fat nerds are higher on the popularity scale than the chief's son.
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                                                                            Posted, 16th May 2012
                                                                            by abjaaksm
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                                                                            A step to bonding closer with your son is to give him the matching breastplate of your deceased wife. That should do it.
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                                                                              Posted, 16th May 2012
                                                                              by abjaaksm
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                                                                              When fighting the second deadliest local dragon, be sure to pick the small knife among the other deadly weapons.
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                                                                                Posted, 16th May 2012
                                                                                by abjaaksm
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                                                                                Instead of killing a mystical dragon, (which would instantly get you tons of girls and attention), train it and run the risk of the village's anger.
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                                                                                  Posted, 16th May 2012
                                                                                  by abjaaksm
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                                                                                  A dragon will always be your best friend. No exceptions.
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                                                                                    Posted, 16th May 2012
                                                                                    by abjaaksm
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                                                                                    The best way to cheer someone up is to point out all the things they've done wrong.
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                                                                                      Posted, 16th May 2012
                                                                                      by abjaaksm
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                                                                                      A group of teenagers riding dragons will stand a better fighting chance than an army of highly trained experienced Vikings. Always.
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                                                                                        Posted, 16th May 2012
                                                                                        by abjaaksm
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