The Snarky Movie Website

We've lovingly mined 1,939 movies for 54,195 learnings

Kick-Ass

Kick-Ass
This list was started on 12th April 2010 by TankerCaptain
There are 71 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 24th April 2013

The Things I Learned . . .

1
A teenager with Internet access would rather visit National Geographic type websites to get himself off than actual porn websites.
(0) Comments
    Please login to start commenting.
    Posted, 17th April 2010
    by Adam
    7
    2
    Humanity cheers suicide jumpers so long as they're dressed in bright colors.
    (0) Comments
      Please login to start commenting.
      Posted, 17th April 2010
      by Adam
      6
      3
      Don't be put off if your first attempt at being a super hero ends with you getting stabbed and hit by a car.
      (0) Comments
        Please login to start commenting.
        Posted, 2nd April 2010
        by TankerCaptain
        5
        4
        With no power comes no responsibility.
        (0) Comments
          Please login to start commenting.
          Posted, 23rd April 2010
          by avalanche719
          5
          5
          If you get mugged, you're gay.
          (0) Comments
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 17th April 2010
            by Adam
            4
            6
            When eliminating cameras in a warehouse make sure to destroy all teddy bears too.
            (1) Comments
            • 19th December 2010 by Stasis
              Good tip.
            Please login to start commenting.
            Posted, 23rd April 2010
            by avalanche719
            4
            7
            Some Nicholas Cage movies don't suck.
            (0) Comments
              Please login to start commenting.
              Posted, 28th April 2010
              by Reza
              4
              8
              If you get mugged in the same parking lot by the same guys every time, you should make a daily habit of walking through that parking lot.
              (0) Comments
                Please login to start commenting.
                Posted, 28th April 2010
                by Reza
                4
                9
                As Hollywood has shown us, all woman desperately want a gay friend, in front of who they will routinely get naked.
                (0) Comments
                  Please login to start commenting.
                  Posted, 4th May 2010
                  by HT
                  4
                  10
                  Bulletproof vests come in child sizes!
                  (0) Comments
                    Please login to start commenting.
                    Posted, 2nd July 2010
                    by TiffYG2133
                    4
                    11
                    The head villain is always better at hand-to-hand combat than any of his minions.
                    (0) Comments
                      Please login to start commenting.
                      Posted, 18th April 2010
                      by Adam
                      3
                      12
                      You have to hold your pistol straight out in front of you to reload when you're wearing night vision goggles.
                      (0) Comments
                        Please login to start commenting.
                        Posted, 23rd April 2010
                        by avalanche719
                        3
                        13
                        Some crooks vandalize and mug the same parking lot everyday.
                        (0) Comments
                          Please login to start commenting.
                          Posted, 23rd April 2010
                          by avalanche719
                          3
                          14
                          Always hide your mustache with a bigger mustache.
                          (0) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 27th April 2010
                            by PapaMurv
                            3
                            15
                            The most effective way to disguise your voice is to talk like a cross between Adam West and William Shatner.
                            (1) Comments
                            • 19th December 2010 by Stasis
                              Funniest part of his character I think. and the disguise mustache.
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 3rd May 2010
                            by KungFuMasterLarry
                            3
                            16
                            If you want to get the girl of your dreams pretend to be gay then one night crawl through her window as your super alter ego and tell her you're a super hero and not gay, she'll freak out at first but then she'll screw your brains out FTW.
                            (1) Comments
                            Please login to start commenting.
                            Posted, 2nd April 2010
                            by TankerCaptain
                            2
                            17
                            If you tell the boss that some guy dressed like Batman nicked all the drugs he won't believe you.
                            (0) Comments
                              Please login to start commenting.
                              Posted, 2nd April 2010
                              by TankerCaptain
                              2
                              18
                              TV networks are quite happy to broadcast the start of online executions...
                              (0) Comments
                                Please login to start commenting.
                                Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                by TankerCaptain
                                2
                                19
                                Head drug-dealer mobsters don't know the difference between the sound of a bazooka and mini guns.
                                (0) Comments
                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                  Posted, 23rd April 2010
                                  by avalanche719
                                  2
                                  20
                                  Fantasize about English teacher or National Geographic tribal nudity? Tough choice.
                                  (0) Comments
                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                    Posted, 23rd April 2010
                                    by avalanche719
                                    2
                                    21
                                    Straight guys pretending to be gay don't get boners when rubbing lotion on topless girls.
                                    (0) Comments
                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                      Posted, 28th April 2010
                                      by Reza
                                      2
                                      22
                                      Always beta test your idea first.
                                      (0) Comments
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                        by TankerCaptain
                                        1
                                        23
                                        Advertising your super alter ego on My Space is not a good idea.
                                        (2) Comments
                                        • 16th August 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                          That's right! Did we all forget about Friendster?
                                        • 16th August 2012 by Movie Genius
                                          MySpace??? Why MySpace???
                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                        Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                        by TankerCaptain
                                        1
                                        24
                                        Timber merchants have giant 15Ft Microwaves in their warehouses.
                                        (0) Comments
                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                          Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                          by TankerCaptain
                                          1
                                          25
                                          Its OK to run around in a modified wetsuit, kitchen gloves and a pair of timberlands as long as the public like you.
                                          (0) Comments
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                            by TankerCaptain
                                            1
                                            26
                                            Kids these days curse. A lot.
                                            (1) Comments
                                            • 16th August 2012 by Max
                                              When didn't they?
                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                            Posted, 18th April 2010
                                            by Adam
                                            1
                                            27
                                            Todd is willing to save himself until an 11 year old turns 18.
                                            (0) Comments
                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                              Posted, 23rd April 2010
                                              by avalanche719
                                              1
                                              28
                                              Hot girls have to hang out out at comic book stores when their one friend is busy.
                                              (0) Comments
                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                Posted, 23rd April 2010
                                                by avalanche719
                                                1
                                                29
                                                You should test your microwaves communication capabilities before you try using it for interrogation.
                                                (0) Comments
                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                  Posted, 23rd April 2010
                                                  by avalanche719
                                                  1
                                                  30
                                                  Always say a cool catchphrase before using a bazooka.
                                                  (2) Comments
                                                  • 16th August 2012 by Max
                                                    Like Chuck Norris in "Invasion: USA" It's tiiiiiiime
                                                  • 27th April 2010 by avalanche719
                                                    Of course! That's the rules.
                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                  Posted, 26th April 2010
                                                  by K2
                                                  1
                                                  31
                                                  Teddy cams are completely fireproof.
                                                  (0) Comments
                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                    Posted, 28th April 2010
                                                    by Reza
                                                    1
                                                    32
                                                    Paramedics are sworn to protect your identity when they've saved you after your first failed attempt at being a superhero.
                                                    (0) Comments
                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                      Posted, 2nd May 2010
                                                      by zonker
                                                      1
                                                      33
                                                      Always be very suspicious of little girls who say they lost their parents.
                                                      (0) Comments
                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                        Posted, 3rd May 2010
                                                        by philipj
                                                        1
                                                        34
                                                        Superheroes watch Lost.
                                                        (0) Comments
                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                          Posted, 21st May 2010
                                                          by HermanoBluth
                                                          1
                                                          35
                                                          YouTube will make you famous!
                                                          (0) Comments
                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                            Posted, 2nd July 2010
                                                            by TiffYG2133
                                                            1
                                                            36
                                                            Getting punched several times with brass knuckles in the face will not leave a mark and will almost completely heal in a few hours.
                                                            (0) Comments
                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                              Posted, 14th October 2010
                                                              by mojarras
                                                              1
                                                              37
                                                              If you're the cops and you're watching a live feed of criminals torturing vigilantes, do not attempt to find them. Continue to watch.
                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                Posted, 31st July 2011
                                                                by GeorgeMichaelBluth
                                                                1
                                                                38
                                                                When you have another go at being a super hero make sure plenty of people are watching.
                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                  Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                  by TankerCaptain
                                                                  0
                                                                  39
                                                                  The cops can trace your taser ammo back to you.
                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                    Posted, 2nd April 2010
                                                                    by TankerCaptain
                                                                    0
                                                                    40
                                                                    Nobody messes with geeks so long as they have a rich friend.
                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                      Posted, 17th April 2010
                                                                      by Adam
                                                                      0
                                                                      41
                                                                      Super villains enjoy pigging out on snacks in the theatre.
                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                        Posted, 17th April 2010
                                                                        by Adam
                                                                        0
                                                                        42
                                                                        Super heroes and serial killers have a lot in common.
                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                          Posted, 17th April 2010
                                                                          by Adam
                                                                          0
                                                                          43
                                                                          Knife beats club, car beats knife.
                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                            Posted, 17th April 2010
                                                                            by Adam
                                                                            0
                                                                            44
                                                                            Superheroes prefer to kill bad guys than arrest them.
                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                              Posted, 17th April 2010
                                                                              by BJ 40
                                                                              0
                                                                              45
                                                                              Always kill the super villain's son.
                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                Posted, 18th April 2010
                                                                                by Adam
                                                                                0
                                                                                46
                                                                                If you fire a bazooka from 30th floor at a bad guy it will go through the window carry him about 30 feet and then explode leaving you completely unharmed.
                                                                                (1) Comments
                                                                                • 2nd July 2010 by TiffYG2133
                                                                                  I see you've never fired a bazooka before!
                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                Posted, 21st April 2010
                                                                                by philipj
                                                                                0
                                                                                47
                                                                                Dave must buy kleenex in bulk because he sure goes through a lot of it.
                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                  Posted, 23rd April 2010
                                                                                  by avalanche719
                                                                                  0
                                                                                  48
                                                                                  In America, stick is pronounced baseball bat!
                                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                    Posted, 23rd April 2010
                                                                                    by avalanche719
                                                                                    0
                                                                                    49
                                                                                    After witnessing an alleyway beating, run to the left or right instead of straight back.
                                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                      Posted, 23rd April 2010
                                                                                      by avalanche719
                                                                                      0
                                                                                      50
                                                                                      Tracking a superhero´s IP address to discover his identity is an idea that only another superhero can have
                                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                        Posted, 26th April 2010
                                                                                        by alex1502
                                                                                        0
                                                                                        51
                                                                                        Cops have no real interest in stopping vigilante justice.
                                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                          Posted, 28th April 2010
                                                                                          by Reza
                                                                                          0
                                                                                          52
                                                                                          First thing paramedics do after you get stabbed and hit by a car is to strip you completely naked, put you on a strecher and remove your superhero mask. Only after doing these vital procedures can they secure your neck for possible injuries.
                                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                            Posted, 3rd May 2010
                                                                                            by philipj
                                                                                            0
                                                                                            53
                                                                                            If you sneak into your friend's bedroom at night, dressed in a spandex scuba diving outfit, and reveal you are actually NOT gay - she will at first freak out then forgive you and ask you to spend the night. No, not like those sleepovers...
                                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                              Posted, 4th May 2010
                                                                                              by HT
                                                                                              0
                                                                                              54
                                                                                              Jetpacks can make awesome things even better or completely ruin it.
                                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                Posted, 21st May 2010
                                                                                                by HermanoBluth
                                                                                                0
                                                                                                55
                                                                                                It's totally normal and not pedofileish to save yourself for an 11 year old girl.
                                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                  Posted, 21st May 2010
                                                                                                  by HermanoBluth
                                                                                                  0
                                                                                                  56
                                                                                                  never trust 11-year old school girls. never!
                                                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                    Posted, 25th June 2010
                                                                                                    by kaizar
                                                                                                    0
                                                                                                    57
                                                                                                    You're never too young to get spin-kicked in the face.
                                                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                      Posted, 26th June 2010
                                                                                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
                                                                                                      0
                                                                                                      58
                                                                                                      First, the little girl kills everyone, and then when just 3 guys are left, you go in with your jet pack and kill them... it's easier
                                                                                                      (0) Comments
                                                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                        Posted, 7th July 2010
                                                                                                        by Rokubi
                                                                                                        0
                                                                                                        59
                                                                                                        After getting stabbed it is perfectly acceptable for doctors to lace your entire skeleton with metal making you virtually indestructible.
                                                                                                        (1) Comments
                                                                                                        Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                        Posted, 24th April 2011
                                                                                                        by Sandman47
                                                                                                        0
                                                                                                        60
                                                                                                        After disarming a drug boss with a mini grappling hook, don't attempt to use that gun against him. Instead, hand-to-hand combat is a better option.
                                                                                                        (0) Comments
                                                                                                          Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                          Posted, 31st July 2011
                                                                                                          by GeorgeMichaelBluth
                                                                                                          0
                                                                                                          61
                                                                                                          It is always possible that the protagonist will appear with a nuclear launcher right before the main villain kills one of the superheroes.
                                                                                                          (0) Comments
                                                                                                            Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                            Posted, 16th August 2012
                                                                                                            by Movie Genius
                                                                                                            0
                                                                                                            62
                                                                                                            Red Mist should have realised his plan was kind of stupid anyway seeing as after befriending Kick Ass, he had to bring him along to the ambush and then complain afterwards.
                                                                                                            (0) Comments
                                                                                                              Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                              Posted, 16th August 2012
                                                                                                              by Movie Genius
                                                                                                              0
                                                                                                              63
                                                                                                              A movie can get very confused on whether it wants to be a dark comedy, a realistic take on superheros, or a satire of over-the-top Quentin Tarantino action films. This movie is good and everything, but it feels like it has ADD at points.
                                                                                                              (0) Comments
                                                                                                                Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                Posted, 16th August 2012
                                                                                                                by Max
                                                                                                                0
                                                                                                                64
                                                                                                                Jet-packs and machine guns go good with Elvis .
                                                                                                                (0) Comments
                                                                                                                  Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                  Posted, 16th August 2012
                                                                                                                  by Max
                                                                                                                  0
                                                                                                                  65
                                                                                                                  The only way to escape being friendzoned is being gayzoned.
                                                                                                                  (0) Comments
                                                                                                                    Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                    Posted, 29th December 2012
                                                                                                                    by Nokitron
                                                                                                                    0
                                                                                                                    66
                                                                                                                    Hit girl has a great bullet proof vest, but its the super strong pink jacket that leaves no bullet holes.
                                                                                                                    (0) Comments
                                                                                                                      Please login to start commenting.
                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th April 2013
                                                                                                                      by scannerhead
                                                                                                                      0

                                                                                                                      Share Your Own Learnings . . .

                                                                                                                      We manually review every incoming submission. Please make sure to properly capitalize and punctuate your entry =)

                                                                                                                      Please login to start listing learnings.

                                                                                                                      Recently Added

                                                                                                                      You Like?

                                                                                                                      Facebook Friends

                                                                                                                      © 2010 - 2019 100ThingsILearned.com • All rights reserved.