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Clash Of The Titans

Clash Of The Titans
This list was started on 5th April 2010 by Anon
There are 57 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 28th November 2014

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Zeus is cool, he tricked his brother, banged someone's wife, struck the husband with lighting and left the wife dead. And then he asked why humans hate gods.
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  • 25th April 2010 by skylinezan
    hahahaha!!! yes...I wonder why humans hate them so much?
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Posted, 7th April 2010
by hitworm
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Zeus bringing the hero's girlfriend back from the dead is enough to make him forget about his still dead family.
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  • 25th April 2010 by skylinezan
    that's like one of the most obvious plot hole that I missed! why the heck didn't Zeus bring Perseus' family back? you know, being all powerful and all...
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Posted, 6th April 2010
by 12792
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What do you do with the leading actor in a high-grossing 3D movie? You put him in another 3D movie!
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    Posted, 5th April 2010
    by Anon
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    Just use the damn sword.
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      Posted, 5th April 2010
      by Anon
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      After many soldiers died so you could get the Medusa's head, throw it away right after using it once, because wielding a lightning sword is much cooler.
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        Posted, 7th April 2010
        by hitworm
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        Gods love to sleep around, obviously.
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          Posted, 5th April 2010
          by Anon
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          No one asks why a beautiful woman is following you around, and they still don't ask when she helps you defeat a giant scorpion.
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            Posted, 5th April 2010
            by Anon
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            It's perfectly safe to assume that cutting off Medusa's head won't reduce it's magical powers. I mean... heads usually continue functioning once severed from the body, right? That's like... a normal thing?
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              Posted, 20th April 2010
              by D4Shawn
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              Slaying the biggest possible monster you can find that no one can kill will cause your biological father to actually care about you.
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                Posted, 5th April 2010
                by Anon
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                I would have kept Medusa's head at the end...
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                  Posted, 5th April 2010
                  by Anon
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                  The hero will always appear right as the princess is about to be eaten, and the monster will move slow enough as to allow the hero time to get his weapon back.
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                    Posted, 5th April 2010
                    by Anon
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                    The Pegasus will appear just in time to fly you back home after it took you 10 days to get where you were going.
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                    • 16th April 2010 by kvn8907
                      Deus ex machina!
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                    Posted, 5th April 2010
                    by Anon
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                    Being the lead actor is enough for you to be able to win at a sword-fight easily even though it is your first time!! ~ stef
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                      Posted, 9th April 2010
                      by stef221
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                      Ancient Greece had deserts now they dissapeared
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                        Posted, 9th April 2010
                        by stef221
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                        It makes a lot more sense to help your son kill the Kraken than it does to just not release it in the first place.
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                          Posted, 18th April 2010
                          by D4Shawn
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                          Although you spent the entire 'time' of the movie trying to get revenge on the gods who killed your family, when one of these said gods brings someone back to life for you-and it's the weird stalker woman rather than your family, you'll just smile dumbly.
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                            Posted, 4th May 2010
                            by HT
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                            If curses involve never getting old and never getting dirty...then count me in!
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                              Posted, 19th May 2010
                              by TiffYG2133
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                              It would be freaking awesome to have a giant scorpion to ride.
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                                Posted, 5th April 2010
                                by Anon
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                                Hanging by your arms- only your arms- for extended periods of time won't have any consequences. No broken arms or dislocated joints. Nothing at all
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                                  Posted, 5th April 2010
                                  by wolfgirl92
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                                  CGI is the new Stop Motion Animation.
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                                    Posted, 7th April 2010
                                    by NateSean
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                                    If you have a relatively dangerous job fishing at sea, why not bring the whole family along?
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                                      Posted, 18th April 2010
                                      by oleza
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                                      Medusa was actually pretty hot. I guess that's why all those guys turned to stone.
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                                      • 28th November 2014 by Garga
                                        I too started to turn to stone, starting from a particular part... I'm cured now.
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                                      Posted, 24th April 2010
                                      by vfxfan
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                                      Having a woman watching over you from you're birth and then become you're lover as a man is not creepy at all, not at all.
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                                        Posted, 13th July 2010
                                        by Andershp
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                                        How many times does history have to repeat itself before nobody listens to Hades anymore?
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                                          Posted, 5th April 2010
                                          by Anon
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                                          Historically, the Jinn were the first to perfect the use of prosthetic limbs.
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                                            Posted, 18th April 2010
                                            by oleza
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                                            Judging by the time it took to get to Medusa and the time it took to get back - Pegasus is the fastest form of transport ever known to man!
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                                              Posted, 4th May 2010
                                              by HT
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                                              It's a good idea to listen to the craziest guy in the city, he will know what to do.
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                                                Posted, 13th July 2010
                                                by Andershp
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                                                When Zeus knows that he "feeds" on human love, keep punishing them, nothing says love me like punishing people.
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                                                  Posted, 13th July 2010
                                                  by Andershp
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                                                  Apparently the underworld looks a lot like a quarry in Wales!
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                                                    Posted, 29th August 2010
                                                    by LonelyShadow
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                                                    The Djinn, from a race that resembles Middle Easterns, was a suicide bomber......seriously!?
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                                                    • 28th November 2014 by Garga
                                                      He speaks Arabic for authenticity too.
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                                                    Posted, 6th November 2011
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    The leading actor will always be the only one in the army left alive.
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                                                      Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      Ancient Greece had deserts now they dissapeared
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                                                        Posted, 9th April 2010
                                                        by stef221
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                                                        You'll score with any chick you rescue at sea --- guaranteed!
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                                                          Posted, 18th April 2010
                                                          by oleza
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                                                          It takes days to get from the city of Argos to the Underworld but when you get back a few hours later using super-fast flying horse you'll find out that your friends magically teleported there already and are waiting for you on a giant scorpio.
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                                                            Posted, 21st April 2010
                                                            by philipj
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                                                            Sam Worthington is all about flying stuff that few else have ever flown before.
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                                                              Posted, 21st April 2010
                                                              by Kikkomannrice
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                                                              The scorpions were kinda awesome, but they were really there, in my opinion, just as extras.
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                                                                Posted, 13th July 2010
                                                                by Andershp
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                                                                When the guy said “Let them know men did this,” what exactly? Get killed quite easily. The only people the that were of any use were a demi-god, an immortal, and some sort of ancient magical creature, which kind of defeats the whole theme of the movie.
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                                                                  Posted, 30th August 2010
                                                                  by Anon
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                                                                  When your whole "mini-army" is getting ready to go and kill the target, casually mention that you are not able to enter the temple because you're a woman.....no-one will question it.
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                                                                    Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                                    by njackson84
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                                                                    The gods can be pretty harsh on women who get raped in temples.
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                                                                      Posted, 10th January 2011
                                                                      by njackson84
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                                                                      Medusa's head remains as the Final weapon every time. . . .
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                                                                        Posted, 30th May 2011
                                                                        by iAteMyWife
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                                                                        If someone beats you at a swordfight, assume he is a demigod.
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                                                                          Posted, 2nd November 2011
                                                                          by Wujek Spenser
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                                                                          Someone stole Bubo from the old movie and threw it into a weapon chest even though it's not a weapon.
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                                                                            Posted, 6th November 2011
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            Eyes down.
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                                                                              Posted, 20th March 2012
                                                                              by Max
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                                                                              As one of my high school teachers said, "Zeus was a man-whore. "
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                                                                                Posted, 24th March 2012
                                                                                by Max
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                                                                                Don't look this bitch in the eye.
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                                                                                  Posted, 24th March 2012
                                                                                  by Max
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                                                                                  Harry Hausen's monster effects were way more bad-ass.
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                                                                                    Posted, 24th March 2012
                                                                                    by Max
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                                                                                    Somewhere in the middle of the movie...those two men from the public (who claimed to be good shooters) who joined the people going to fight with God, said 'one minute' instead of 'one moment'.
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                                                                                      Posted, 31st December 2012
                                                                                      by anurag2comment
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                                                                                      The ancient Greek were actually northern Europeans, not Greeks. Their beasts and monsters, too.
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                                                                                        Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                        Perseus's speech right before entering the Medusa's lair was the most inspiring speech I've ever heard.
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                                                                                          Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                          The actual ruler of the sees and see creatures was Hades. Poseidon was on another job or whatever.
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                                                                                            Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                                                            by Garga
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                                                                                            It's not incest or creepy at all for Perseus to hook up with his foremother, Io.
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                                                                                              Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                                                              by Garga
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                                                                                              Mr. Wilhelm was an ancient Greek.
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                                                                                                Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                                It is possible to make two movies with the name Clash of the Titans, without actually showing or talking about a Titan.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                                                                  by Garga
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                                                                                                  Bald eagles lived in Greece in ancient times.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                                                                    by Garga
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                                                                                                    When you are hanged from a scaffolding in Argo and fall directly down in the water along with parts of the turned to stone Kraken, on your rescue a few minutes later, you'll be miles away from the city, because.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                                      Medusa's gaze is very selective. It works on men, doesn't work on women, doesn't work on Djinn, works on the Kraken, doesn't work if reflected. I wonder what would happen if the Kraken wore sunglasses.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 28th November 2014
                                                                                                        by Garga
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                                                                                                        Perseus's mother was actually king Acrisius' wife, not his daughter. She also died in the floating coffin.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 28th November 2014
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