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Red Dawn

Red Dawn
This list was started on 5th April 2010 by avalanche719
There are 60 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 12th July 2016

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When stocking up on food and ammunition, make sure you grab a football. You might have some downtime.
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    Posted, 5th April 2010
    by avalanche719
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    When you surprise the enemy commander and have a chance to ambush him, make sure you say something cool like "You lose" before shooting. Gotta make it fair.
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      Posted, 5th April 2010
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      You can just walk into you now enemy occupied town wearing the same school letter jacket worn in your wanted poster.
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        Posted, 5th April 2010
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        When you grow up, you'll know things, like how pissing in a radiator will get the truck running again.
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          Posted, 5th April 2010
          by avalanche719
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          There were a billion screaming Chinamen but a campfire took out 400 million of them.
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            Posted, 5th April 2010
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            After hitting a Russian gunship with an RPG without success, might as well call it quits, yell and fire your AK47, go down in blaze of glory.
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              Posted, 5th April 2010
              by avalanche719
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              The two toughest kids on the block are gonna fight sooner or later.
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                Posted, 5th April 2010
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                Students at Calumet High School aren't taught about the Geneva Convention.
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                  Posted, 5th April 2010
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                  We're all gonna die, might as well die standing up!
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                    Posted, 5th April 2010
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                    Don't trust the food that was "dropped" by the Russians. ITS A TRAP!
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                      Posted, 5th April 2010
                      by avalanche719
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                      Don't trust an American girl to come back and bring a girlfriend.
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                        Posted, 5th April 2010
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                        It's wrong to tell women to make themselves useful by washing dishes.
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                          Posted, 5th April 2010
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                          Don't expect your history teacher to know what to do when foreign troops invade.
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                            Posted, 5th April 2010
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                            After finding out that the Russians killed your parents, you will become a bloodthirsty badass.
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                              Posted, 5th April 2010
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                              After finding out that the KGB is looking for you, feel free to roam around town some more.
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                                Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                Grab toilet paper, I ain't using leaves.
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                                  Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                  All that hate is gonna burn you up, but it keeps you warm.
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                                    Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                    Eating beans every day makes you tough.
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                                      Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                      Russian commanders know exactly which government form lists privately owned weapons.
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                                        Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                        They will take your gun when they pry it from your cold, dead fingers.
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                                          Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                          You can liberate a prison camp and provide weapons to fellow citizens and you won't hear from any of them again.
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                                            Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                            You're gonna need a drink after trying to explain a battle plan to high school kids.
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                                              Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                              The chair against the wall and John has a long mustache.
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                                                Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                                Boy Scouts is an elite, paramilitary organization.
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                                                  Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                                  The mayor will let the invading forces know who the troublemaking families are.
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                                                    Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                                    It's important to spray paint your resistance tag on every enemy vehicle.
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                                                      Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                      When its five to one between the USAF and USSR, USAF is gonna get four at least.
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                                                        Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                        by TankerCaptain
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                                                        Its relatively easy to throw a grenade into an open tank port.
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                                                          Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                          America is a whorehouse where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of capitalism.
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                                                            Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                            Your first instict when discovering a dead girl is to grab her hair and lift her up.
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                                                              Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                                              Russians hate the song 'America the Beautiful.'
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                                                                Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                Don't trust commercial charter flights, they may be crack airborne outfits.
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                                                                  England won't last very long.
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                                                                    Posted, 5th April 2010
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                                                                    Make sure you know your state capitals if your fighter jet gets shot down.
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                                                                      Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                      Make sure you restock your general store so that it does not look like you're helping rebels.
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                                                                        Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                        If a fox kills your chickens, you do not shoot the pig because he saw the fox.
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                                                                          Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                          Back away from someone you execute or else they're gonna get blood all over your white parka.
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                                                                            Don't steal picnic baskets from pretty girls.
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                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                              WOLVERINES!!!
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                                                                                Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                If the person being executed next to you says that they are your friend, you will not die alone.
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                                                                                  Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                  The difference between us and them is that WE LIVE HERE.
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                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                    The indians melted sabers of Federalist Cossacks to make steel arrows.
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                                                                                      Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                                                      by avalanche719
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                                                                                      Instead of shooting a rebel, Russian soldiers will shoot into the air.
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                                                                                        Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                        In our time, no foreign army has ever occupied American soil. Until now.
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                                                                                          Posted, 5th April 2010
                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                          Early bird gets the worm, or in this case, ambushes a convoy.
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                                                                                            You must become a fox to destroy a fox.
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                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                              After hunting for the first time, you must drink the blood of your kill to get the spirit of a hunter.
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                                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                                If one of your friends is forced to swallow a homing beacon, you can't wait until he poops it out. He must be executed.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 6th June 2011
                                                                                                  by McGriff24
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                                                                                                  The mountains pay no attention to us at all.
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                                                                                                    If you didn't love anybody, you wouldn't be here right now.
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                                                                                                      AVENGE ME!!!!
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                                                                                                        by avalanche719
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                                                                                                        Soviet Spetsnaz colonels used to wear their medals all the times, even on their camouflage clothing during missions.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 12th July 2016
                                                                                                          by Garga
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                                                                                                          Sometimes a bumper sticker can be very deep. And foreshadowing.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 12th July 2016
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                                                                                                            You can paint your tag with a spray on a celluloid film, if you're bad-ass enough.
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                                                                                                              Don't trust the illegals coming from Mexico. They may be soviet agents.
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                                                                                                                Evil soviets used tanks in firing squads.
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                                                                                                                  Being hit by a few bullets from a helicopter cannon doesn't kill you instantly.
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                                                                                                                    Soviet choppers were so tough, they easily shrug off a direct RPG hit.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 12th July 2016
                                                                                                                      by Garga
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                                                                                                                      When you see your RPG didn't even dent the Soviet chopper, try the tiny bullets of an AK-47.
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                                                                                                                        Soviet jet pilots glow like a saint before their jets explode by a hand grenade.
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