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Twilight
This list was started on 5th December 2009 by Anon
There are 119 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 16th February 2016

The Things I Learned . . .

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The way to cover up your human smell is to "take your hair down."
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  • 19th April 2011 by RockyRambo
    Didn't get that either...
  • 14th December 2009 by irg19
    LOL so stupid.
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Posted, 6th December 2009
by Anon
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Baseball brings people together. Life-threatening situations do the same but with less coordinated outfits.
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    Posted, 6th December 2009
    by Anon
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    When garlic, sunlight, holy water, or stakes aren't available, use pepper spray to defend against vampires!
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      Posted, 6th December 2009
      by ChiakiEiji
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      He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good... and he's not Santa!
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      • 2nd March 2010 by moviemad92
        he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when you're awake, his name is edward cullen so get ready to get raped
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      Posted, 13th December 2009
      by SainaTsukino
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      What do you call it when a person has sex with a dead body? Necrophilia. What do you call it when a dead body has sex with a person? Twilight.
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        Posted, 17th December 2009
        by Anon
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        Not all vampires are white.
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          Posted, 5th December 2009
          by Loli Pop
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          Vampires also double as humanoid disco balls.
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            Posted, 6th December 2009
            by WyndiWingfall
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            Tree climbing is a romantic activity for two.
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              Posted, 6th December 2009
              by Anon
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              Love means repeatedly apologizing for one's existence and/or denying one's own ability to be loved.
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                Posted, 6th December 2009
                by Anon
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                Sparkling is a good reason to stay home from school.
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                  Posted, 15th January 2010
                  by gagster
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                    Posted, 5th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Because I am dumb enough to believe that my child fell down TWO flights of stairs then rolled out the window and survived it all, is a normal explanation as to the minor cuts and bruises on one's body.
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                      Posted, 6th December 2009
                      by BlueUsapyon
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                      When in doubt, go for the guy that looks like he hates you the second you walk in the door. No doubt you'll fall in love with him.
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                        Posted, 6th December 2009
                        by Shakuma
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                        Letting an unbalanced, self-proclaimed klutz stand alone on the branch of a pine tree hundreds of feet in the air on a windy day is less dangerous than kissing a vampire.
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                          Posted, 6th December 2009
                          by bookfreak
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                          The budget of the Twilight Saga apparently does not have enough flex to edit out the contact lens lines in the close-ups.
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                          • 19th April 2011 by RockyRambo
                            Haha true!
                          • 30th January 2010 by NateSean
                            Kinda makes it funny how Bella asks Edward "are you wearing contacts?"
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                          Posted, 6th December 2009
                          by bookfreak
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                          It is completely healthy to continue lusting after the mythological creature who admits that he watches you while you sleep - beginning before you officially met.
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                            Posted, 8th December 2009
                            by Silver
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                            Don't worry about double checking the facts, that shady call from the guy hunting you is undoubtedly 100% factual.
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                              Posted, 6th December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              Wooden bats are nigh-indestructible.
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                                Posted, 6th December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                When you outnumber the guy seven to two, the best way to defeat him is to scatter and leave your girlfriend unprotected.
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                                  Posted, 30th January 2010
                                  by NateSean
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                                  Vampires like to go fast.
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                                    Posted, 5th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    It's acceptable to fall in love with the girl who most makes you want to kill. That won't have repercussions. Ever.
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                                      Posted, 6th December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Now we all really know how thunder is made...(Baseball!)
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                                        Posted, 14th December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        Only play baseball during thunderstorms. (Applies to vampires only.)
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                                          Posted, 15th January 2010
                                          by gagster
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                                          If you are a vampire and someone smells real good to you, you make a fce like you are about to throw up.
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                                          • 24th April 2011 by mehak
                                            oh yeah... sorry fr d typing mistake! n thnx fr pointing it out..
                                          • 29th November 2010 by TigerLily
                                            fce--> face
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                                          Posted, 13th April 2010
                                          by mehak
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                                          If you aren't tan, you can be asked to leave the state of Arizona.
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                                          • 9th December 2010 by NateSean
                                            Bella must have been an illegal immigrant. :p
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                                          Posted, 25th May 2010
                                          by Movie Chic
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                                          All vampires are rich, even though their father is the only one working in a small hospital in a small town.
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                                            Posted, 11th December 2009
                                            by MokonaYi
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                                            Some stores have windows next to the changing rooms.
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                                              Posted, 7th January 2010
                                              by Anon
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                                              Unfamiliarity = obsession.
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                                                Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                Yes the new boy in your life is better than the one you made mud pies with when you were five.
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                                                  Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                  by SPofSaturn
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                                                  When scaring rapists, never miss the chance to show off your drifting skills.
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                                                  • 4th April 2010 by Sassy
                                                    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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                                                  Posted, 3rd April 2010
                                                  by YesLiid
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                                                  When you see your true love for the first time it usually occurs in slow motion. - So pay attention!
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                                                    Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                    by Movie Chic
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                                                      Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      When you are in trouble with a biker gang, your hero will be a guy in an awesome car, and save you by giving them all an evil stare/snarl.
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                                                        Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                        by Sharkboy
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                                                        If the love of your life is about to leave you, just stutter... if it worked for Bella, it can work for you.
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                                                          Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                          by LadyDaralis
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                                                          If vampires fall in love at first bite rather than first sight, it makes you wonder "what went wrong with our dear old Edward?"
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                                                            Posted, 10th December 2009
                                                            by kyisama
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                                                            Biology could be the perfect place to meet the love of your life.
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                                                              Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              Vampires also do not sleep. Like never ever. This makes them to secrtely spy on their girlfriends when they sleep.
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                                                                Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                Its ok to still show up to prom even though you lied to your friends about not being able to go....they won't care.
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                                                                  Posted, 16th February 2010
                                                                  by Sassy
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                                                                  The mess created by breaking a bowl has to be cleaned by the one who broke it. Even in the vampire's world.
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                                                                    Posted, 18th March 2010
                                                                    by mehak
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                                                                    When your boyfriend tells you that he was sneaking in your room every night just to watch you sleeping, you won't think it's creepy, you'll think it's cute.
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                                                                      Posted, 14th April 2010
                                                                      by mirabella
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                                                                      Ed's an excellent driver.
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                                                                        Posted, 19th April 2010
                                                                        by mehak
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                                                                        There is always a self-loathing vampire among the masses who falls in love with a mortal. You never hear about a vampire who accepts themselves, and their weaknesses for what they are, while simultaneously sharing a loving relationship with a human. The vampire must first obsess about how he/she is a soulless monster who doesn't deserve love. There must always be melodrama. They can never meet, and go straight to sharing a loving relationship.
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                                                                          Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                          by Movie Chic
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                                                                          Vampires really kill you because they want your clothes.
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                                                                            Because all of their clothes mysteriously disappear after they rip them off...
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                                                                          Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                            Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                            The new girl is de facto popular.
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                                                                            • 30th June 2011 by NateSean
                                                                              Think about it. Being friends with the police chief's daughter is basically parking ticket immunity.
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                                                                            Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                            You're having a bad day when someone DOESN'T tell you how edible you smell. Yikes.
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                                                                              Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                              by Shakuma
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                                                                              The most beautiful beings who ever walked the earth - especially the blond ones - have serious roots.
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                                                                                Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                by Silver
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                                                                                CATS NEED LOVE TOO. ...at least, accordingly to a guy in a restaurant in the middle of nowhere.
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                                                                                  Posted, 21st December 2009
                                                                                  by umm
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                                                                                  REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE, DAMNIT! Oh wait... now they do.
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                                                                                    Posted, 10th April 2010
                                                                                    by Ally Kat
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                                                                                    Even the absurdest ideas of a vampire-human love story involving a werewolf can be both a bestseller and a blockbuster.
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                                                                                      Posted, 17th April 2010
                                                                                      by mehak
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                                                                                      Bella cant dance without Ed's help.
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                                                                                        Posted, 19th April 2010
                                                                                        by mehak
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                                                                                        Twilight Moms. If a bunch of forty year-old guys were lusting after Bella it'd be called pedophillia.
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                                                                                          Posted, 9th December 2010
                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                          When you're a vampire that already knows everything in the high school curriculum and has graduated many, many times and can do pretty much everything and go pretty much everywhere, the best place you could go to is...high school.
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                                                                                            Posted, 7th October 2011
                                                                                            by DeeLovesT08
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                                                                                            Cacti make for excellent mementos.
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                                                                                              Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                              If you hear thunder like sounds on a day that it isn't raining it has to be vampires playing baseball.
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                                                                                                Posted, 30th January 2010
                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                Vampires and baseball go together like nerds and football.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd February 2010
                                                                                                  by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                                  You know someone is in love with you when you first make eye contact with them and then they cover their mouth like they are about to be sick!
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                                                                                                    Posted, 1st March 2010
                                                                                                    by Mandalia
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                                                                                                    Edward's room has a beautiful view.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                                                                      by mehak
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                                                                                                      Jasper is the "newest member" of the family and can't control himself around Bella yet was turned into a vampire during the Civil War? And if Edward is 108, wouldn't that make him younger than Jasper?
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                                                                                                        Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                                                        by Upsidedownpiano
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                                                                                                        Nothing says bad ass vampire like taking geometry fifty times.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 9th December 2010
                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                          A stuffed owl can have a larger range of emotions than the two lead actors.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 9th December 2010
                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                            Professional nurses and doctors easily over look glaringly obvious bite marks in the arm.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                              Asians go with Asians for all purposes of love.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                                                                by Loli Pop
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                                                                                                                Even though a vampire is beautiful, he doesn't enchant everyone.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                                                                                  by IANK
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                                                                                                                  Vampires love to invade a human's privacy. Ask Edward, he can hear your inner thoughts. Ask Alice, she can see your future. Ask Jasper, he can feel your emotions.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                                                    by kyisama
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                                                                                                                    Vampires glow in the day like fairies.
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                                                                                                                    • 9th September 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                                                      To be fair though, it's Edward that has the socially unacceptable behavior. Jasper and Alice at least have a mutual understanding.
                                                                                                                    • 7th September 2010 by Lisag84
                                                                                                                      Therefore they are fairies. Creepy stalkerlike fairies who don't understand the concept of socially acceptable behaviour
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 21st July 2010
                                                                                                                    by FERIS
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                                                                                                                    Thunderstorms necessary for baseball games but not for gang wars between rival vampires
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 24th July 2010
                                                                                                                      by Upsidedownpiano
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                                                                                                                      You too can have your own vampire. It's called glitter and your significant other.
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th September 2010
                                                                                                                        by Lisag84
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                                                                                                                        Edward has no game, Bella has no social skills, a match made in heaven, no a match made in forks.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 30th November 2010
                                                                                                                          by Bebe Bluff
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                                                                                                                          The best way to blend in at high school is to always sit on one side of the table like you're posing for a photo shoot.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 9th December 2010
                                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                                            You would think Edward of all people would be the least opposed to using Mascara to cover up the sparkles.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 9th December 2010
                                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                                              Telling your prom date that you'll get another vampire to turn you if he won't do it is in no way symbolic of threatening to have sex with someone else.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 9th December 2010
                                                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                Dying in the place of someone you met just a few short months ago is perfectly acceptable.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 9th December 2010
                                                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                  Tim Burton directed the only decent movie about a pale faced, eternally youthful boy named Edward.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                    It's not as odd as it seems, all of those guys falling over each other to get to Bella. Lets face it. Dating the police chief's daughter = Parking Ticket immunity.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                      Small town Americans are strangely accepting of deviant family behavior.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                        A guy you've never met before leaving school for a couple of days should totally offend you personally.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                                          by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                          Every father in America wishes he could be polishing a rifle as he meets his daughter's boyfriend.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                            Some people think about cats.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                              Bella had to come to the house for them to have an excuse to use the kitchen. What did they need the bowls and cookware for?
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                If her name is Bella she'll like Italian.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                  Nobody will notice two students wandering off into the woods and not coming back.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 26th July 2012
                                                                                                                                                    by TheBaddestOfThemAll
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                                                                                                                                                    It's a story for the ages...8 to 14.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 9th December 2010
                                                                                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                      Don't mess with Esmee.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 9th December 2010
                                                                                                                                                        by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                        Drinking human blood makes your eyes red, however drinking animal blood makes your eyes gold... Wait, aren't humans animals??
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th April 2011
                                                                                                                                                          by Gladys
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                                                                                                                                                          A relationship based on you not killing your intended other is healthy.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                            Break throughs in special effects cannot seem to explain how only one movie in thirty years about vampire teenagers has ever gotten it right.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                                                                                              by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                              Entire gangs form based entirely on where you're going.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                                                                                                by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                One guy you've barely met showing no interest in you whatsoever completely overshadows all of the kids going out of their way to include you in their group.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 30th June 2011
                                                                                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                  In Forks, trying to get a date by hoping his father adopts you is in no way unsettling.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                    Getting shot down by Bella actually upgrades your options for who to take to the prom.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                      by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                      Dancing makes Bella stammer.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 2nd July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                        Bella and Jacob's dads are getting worse with old age.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                          Don't bother asking your girlfriend what she thinks about the whole vampire thing.
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                            by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                            Dad makes you take mace with you just in case. Mom easily buys your boyfriend's story about how you got injured. Frankly you're safer with your dad.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 2nd July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                              If this is your first Twilight experience, don't get attached to any of the Cullens as they're mostly window dressing.
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 2nd July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                The low point of any film is when teenagers start discussing other teenagers wang sizes.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                                  by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                  If you hurt your dad's feelings before running away you won't be grounded. Maybe you should remember that when...
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 2nd July 2011
                                                                                                                                                                                    by NateSean
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                                                                                                                                                                                    It's possible for two people to love each other when they literally have zilch in common.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 2nd July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                      The self proclaimed klutz probably shouldn't be allowed to stand in a field where vampires are pitching baseballs like bullets.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 2nd July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                        No one will question the apparent arson in a ballet school.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 2nd July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                          She's not one of us.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 2nd July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                            It is possible for vampires to contain their thirst for blood.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 30th July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Love is solely based on sight. It has nothing to do with your personality if you even have one. As long as he looks hot, he's your sole mate.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th March 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Vampires are no longer pimps with castles and bitches.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th March 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Kids these days are stupid.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 20th March 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    There's a ballet teacher somewhere in phoenix, AZ, who PTSDed for life after entering the ballet school in the morning and finding the saloon thrashed and burned with ashes and charred bones of a seemingly human body.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 15th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      If you're a vampire and don't eat any food at all, you still have to have a fully equipped kitchen to keep up appearance, but if you don't sleep you don't have to keep up appearance and therefore won't have a bed in your room.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 15th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Vampires are so low maintenance, it's possible for seven of them to live luxuriously on only one of them working.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 15th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          It's still creepy for step-siblings to involve romantically, but apparently vampires don't give a rat's arse.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 15th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Vampires don't sleep at all unless it's on the hospital's couch.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Finding some (or someone's) smell irresistible makes you to vomit in your mouth.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                She wasn't a loser after all, becomes rich by selling her fantasies about the harsh days of getting rejected in high school, being unpopular and all. Something's wrong with me!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It's all right to fall in love with your next meal. Even cute.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Bite marks on the forearm can be the result of falling down two flights of stairs and rolling out the window. Everybody knows that.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Vampires hilariously hiss at other vampires who threaten their precious.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Strong, independent females ask the jerks who used to scare them with worms and snakes to go to the prom. Because nothing screams strong and independent female like desperately asking that ass because nobody is going to ask you and you don't want to go alone or something.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Young unpopular ladies! If boys treat you like dirt and push you away it's because they deeply care about you and hopelessly love you and find you irresistible.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 16th February 2016
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Some people are able to make simple words like 'La Push' sound so creepy.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 16th February 2016
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