Because I am dumb enough to believe that my child fell down TWO flights of stairs then rolled out the window and survived it all, is a normal explanation as to the minor cuts and bruises on one's body. (0) Comments
There is always a self-loathing vampire among the masses who falls in love with a mortal. You never hear about a vampire who accepts themselves, and their weaknesses for what they are, while simultaneously sharing a loving relationship with a human.
The vampire must first obsess about how he/she is a soulless monster who doesn't deserve love. There must always be melodrama. They can never meet, and go straight to sharing a loving relationship. (0) Comments
When you're a vampire that already knows everything in the high school curriculum and has graduated many, many times and can do pretty much everything and go pretty much everywhere, the best place you could go to is...high school. (0) Comments
Jasper is the "newest member" of the family and can't control himself around Bella yet was turned into a vampire during the Civil War? And if Edward is 108, wouldn't that make him younger than Jasper? (0) Comments
There's a ballet teacher somewhere in phoenix, AZ, who PTSDed for life after entering the ballet school in the morning and finding the saloon thrashed and burned with ashes and charred bones of a seemingly human body. (0) Comments
If you're a vampire and don't eat any food at all, you still have to have a fully equipped kitchen to keep up appearance, but if you don't sleep you don't have to keep up appearance and therefore won't have a bed in your room. (0) Comments
Strong, independent females ask the jerks who used to scare them with worms and snakes to go to the prom. Because nothing screams strong and independent female like desperately asking that ass because nobody is going to ask you and you don't want to go alone or something. (0) Comments