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This list was started on 26th November 2009 by Adam
There are 131 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 3rd February 2015

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Destruction always chases you linearly at a speed relative to the means you're trying to escape from it (on foot, by car, or plane), instead of surrounding you all at once.
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  • 20th January 2010 by LoveGoodbye32
    earthquake I happend people many 100,00 in boat never plan home lost ..
  • 18th January 2010 by nvidia2010
    They overdid the escape scenes, I agree.
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Posted, 26th November 2009
by Adam
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There is no atmospheric pressure nor freezing temperatures on top of the Himalayas.
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    Posted, 7th December 2009
    by Isis10
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    If everything around you is imploding and you're the only one with any flight experience, spend as much time as you can arguing about your pilot qualifications - and then navigate a plane sideways through two crumbling buildings.
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      Posted, 26th November 2009
      by Adam
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      Always do the opposite of what the Governator advises you to do.
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        Posted, 26th November 2009
        by Adam
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        The freakin Mona Lisa will keep smiling like an idiot through the apocalypse.
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        • 30th October 2010 by Eibhlinn Savage
          I knew we should have listened to Paco Rabane!
        • 17th August 2010 by SainaTsukino
          she knows... she knows!!!
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        Posted, 7th April 2010
        by Eibhlinn Savage
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        Old white guys are racist enough to stop speaking with their kids because they married outside their race, but still open-minded enough to have close black friends and use phrases like "cramps my style."
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        • 6th January 2011 by AKenjiB
          Wait, who was that again?
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        Posted, 26th November 2009
        by Adam
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        Elect a black president and the world comes to an end.
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          Posted, 13th June 2010
          by thugz4real
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          Always assume the price you're being quoted is in euros.
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          • 10th February 2010 by Demonzor
            hahaha. ridiculous.
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          Posted, 26th November 2009
          by Adam
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          If the President's daughter is attractive and the end is near, you "better move fast."
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            Posted, 26th November 2009
            by Adam
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            Blogs can be "downloaded" and consist entirely of one lengthy Flash animation.
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              Posted, 26th November 2009
              by Adam
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              If a huge cloud of death and destruction is rapidly approaching your control tower, stay focused on the urgent task of ordering an escaping plane not to take off.
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                Posted, 26th November 2009
                by Adam
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                If you see a tourist dad and his two kids in a restricted area, send a heavily armed unit to escort them to the nearest base and have one of the senior people on duty give them a debriefing instead of having one scout tell them to leave.
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                  Posted, 26th November 2009
                  by Adam
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                  You always heard it first from Charlie.
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                  • 4th January 2011 by JohnE
                    Even though he has quotes from people saying exactly what he's saying from well before he was even born...
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                  Posted, 26th November 2009
                  by Adam
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                  Dogs can hear their owner's whistles amongst the roar of a crowd from hundreds of feet away.
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                    Posted, 26th November 2009
                    by Adam
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                    Australia, New Zealand, Canada, or Siberia are not significant enough to be mentioned only once during the Apocalypse.
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                      Posted, 1st February 2010
                      by Zho
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                      Nobody cares about step dads. Not even Mother Nature.
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                      • 28th June 2010 by UsernameTed
                        The only character I really cared about...
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                      Posted, 4th March 2010
                      by HermanoBluth
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                      It's always important to spread the message of reading, even in the middle of the Apocalypse.
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                        Posted, 4th March 2010
                        by HermanoBluth
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                        Putting a $600 jacket over a dirty, sweaty outfit is good enough for access into an elite, black tie political fundraiser.
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                          Posted, 26th November 2009
                          by Adam
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                          "Fancy machines" are no match for the Mayan's thousands of years of foresight.
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                            Posted, 26th November 2009
                            by Adam
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                            You can walk around the Himalayan Mountains in the winter while waiting to be rescued in your LA summer clothes without even shivering.
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                              Posted, 14th December 2009
                              by Uncle Boat
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                              John Cusack can see under salt water and hold his breath indefinitely.
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                                Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                by mannerino
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                                If a movie is about the end of the world...dont worry, the world will not end up ending after all!
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                                  Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                  by mannerino
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                                  Africa...survived...the end of the world?
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                                  • 21st July 2013 by Creamlord666
                                    It already had its own apocalypse centuries ago...
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                                  Posted, 23rd January 2010
                                  by mannerino
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                                  Although he's spent three years conspiring, preparing for the apocalypse, sanctioning murders of whistleblowers and spending billions on the the Arks, the President of the US, will suddenly decide the 'do the right thing' a few hours before the shit goes down.
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                                    Posted, 15th February 2010
                                    by jackflowers
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                                    John Cusack is a very good driver.
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                                      Posted, 2nd March 2010
                                      by Hedgehog
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                                      A machine tool can clog a system, but the bones of a human being won't.
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                                        Posted, 4th March 2010
                                        by HermanoBluth
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                                        US landmarks and monuments are still the first to go in disaster movies. By 2012, we still won't have realised it's so cliché.
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                                          Posted, 7th April 2010
                                          by Eibhlinn Savage
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                                          When your daughter's freakin out because a volcano exploded right behind you, tell her "look at my face, do I look scared?" and look as terrified as possible.
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                                            Posted, 7th April 2010
                                            by Eibhlinn Savage
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                                            Limousines are hearty enough to drive through buildings.
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                                              Posted, 5th December 2009
                                              by malice
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                                              Everybody move to the Himalayas.
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                                                Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                by xXdeathnoteluvrzXx
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                                                Everything that is Russian...is bigger.
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                                                  Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                  by Manga Cheapskate
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                                                  When the world is ending, you still calmly avoid being killed and don't experience traumatic grief thinking about your extended family who you know is dying at that moment.
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                                                  • 24th January 2010 by NateSean
                                                    I barely give a rat's rear about my extended family now, I don't think the end of the world will change that.
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                                                  Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                  by Uncle Boat
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                                                  Randy's Donuts and downtown LA mysteriously relocated to Santa Monica for its destruction.
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                                                    Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                    by Uncle Boat
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                                                    Geneticists don't think Arab people are worthy of saving. Bankers do.
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                                                      Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                      by Finnegan
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                                                      Roland Emmerich always saves the dog.
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                                                        Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                        by Finnegan
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                                                        You can show any old graphs and charts to a high powered politician at a black tie function and he will instantly believe they're real and set you up with a meeting with the president.
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                                                          Posted, 26th January 2010
                                                          by Danny G13
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                                                          Although all main characters watch the world come to an end, noone of them seem to feel sorry by the loss of the rest of their families, friends or colleagues.
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                                                            Posted, 1st February 2010
                                                            by Zho
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                                                            Old Russian planes are very helpful to know how continents have decided to move from one another.
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                                                              Posted, 1st February 2010
                                                              by Zho
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                                                              If the South Pole is now where Wisconsin was, nobody seems to worry about the new meteorological conditions in South Africa and its new position.
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                                                                Posted, 1st February 2010
                                                                by Zho
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                                                                In any foreign country, it is possible to see the national landmark from any window from any building, as characters have decided to buy an apartment opposite to the Eiffel Tower or Big Ben (where else?).
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                                                                  Posted, 1st February 2010
                                                                  by Zho
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                                                                  When you're designing a hi-tech Ark for survival during the apocalypse, it's standard practice that the engines will auto-disable if the rear gate isn't completely closed - and *nothing* can over-ride this.
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                                                                    Posted, 16th February 2010
                                                                    by jackflowers
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                                                                    Scientists are never right.
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                                                                      Posted, 31st March 2010
                                                                      by vfxfan
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                                                                      If you speak with Croatian, Danish or French accent, you're Russian, full stop.
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                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                        by sebastian
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                                                                        You must always refer to the people you're secretly observing as "subjects."
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                                                                          Posted, 26th November 2009
                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                          If your life depends on going through a gate with a bridge, stand where it will be physically impossible for you to enter should the bridge lower.
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                                                                            Posted, 26th November 2009
                                                                            by Adam
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                                                                            If you think your plane is going to fall of a cliff and it doesn't, don't breath a sigh of relief until you're safely out of said plane.
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                                                                              Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                              by sc0rpii
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                                                                              When the world ends, at least my cabin room will be well decorated.
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                                                                                Posted, 4th December 2009
                                                                                by ChiakiEiji
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                                                                                When the world is going to end, stand on a volcano and watch the explosions coming towards you. Say "it's so beautiful," then get hit by a giant flying rock.
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                                                                                  Posted, 5th December 2009
                                                                                  by xXdeathnoteluvrzXx
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                                                                                  The Universe stops having it's shit fest after 26-27 days.
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                                                                                  • 24th January 2010 by NateSean
                                                                                    Big universe.
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                                                                                  Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                  by waffle
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                                                                                  A shopping center can split in half with no one being hurt.
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                                                                                    Posted, 14th December 2009
                                                                                    by tenshi
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                                                                                    Being a driver for a Russian Boxer has a better chance of surviving an apocalypse than being the President of the United States.
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                                                                                      Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                                                      by k1ngv1rus
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                                                                                      If you're not directly related to John Cusack, you're gonna die.
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                                                                                        Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                                                        by erinno
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                                                                                        Brave Russian pilotes are expendable.
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                                                                                          Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                                          by Finnegan
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                                                                                          No one cares about Gordon/the 'other man' as long as the hero gets his wife and family back.
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                                                                                            Posted, 26th January 2010
                                                                                            by Danny G13
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                                                                                            When your plane takes off from Vegas, turn right to fly to Hawaï, then fly for a couple of minutes and you'll be able to land just a few miles away from your final destination, only thank to plate tectonics.
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                                                                                              Posted, 1st February 2010
                                                                                              by Zho
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                                                                                              Scientists are unable to predict the exact date of the Apocalypse but are absolutely certain that a massive tsunami will reach the Chinese mountains from a precise direction.
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                                                                                                Posted, 1st February 2010
                                                                                                by Zho
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                                                                                                In the newly built Arks, a cold and electronic female voice tells the countdown of meters to final impact (Everest) so that the whole cast and audience know exactly at the same time what's going to happen over the next two minutes.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 1st February 2010
                                                                                                  by Zho
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                                                                                                  Designers of the Arks installed surveillance cameras with a zoom lens and a Dolby Stereo sound system in the most unlikely places of the ships.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 1st February 2010
                                                                                                    by Zho
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                                                                                                    The world leaders have been working for months to set up a selection system for survival based on wealth and power, but are suddenly moved to tears when hearing a sloppy speech by a scientist who miscalculated the data, and then accept to welcome onboard the dozens of exploited Chinese workers (who have been living in horrendous conditions for the last 24 months).
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                                                                                                      Posted, 1st February 2010
                                                                                                      by Zho
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                                                                                                      If you are Russian, you can throw people up in the air 5 metres
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                                                                                                        Posted, 5th February 2010
                                                                                                        by Alister
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                                                                                                        RVs can outrun 700mph Pyroclastic flows.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 9th February 2010
                                                                                                          by Demonzor
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                                                                                                          John Cusack can defeat the laws of gravity when his trailer falls into an abyss. Even though the trailer is at a near 90 degree angle, you're at the bottom, falling off the trailer yourself, don't worry. You WILL be able to walk back up the trailer, get to the side door and grab the edge of the abyss all in one second. You will of course still be able to run after your ex-wife's plane.
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                                                                                                          • 5th May 2010 by Scotty Favor
                                                                                                            But of course! You should never underestimate men who look wimpy. They have super powers!
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                                                                                                          Posted, 7th April 2010
                                                                                                          by Eibhlinn Savage
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                                                                                                          Your seven year old daughter who likes hats still wets her bed, but nothing the destruction of the earth won't fix.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 7th April 2010
                                                                                                            by Eibhlinn Savage
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                                                                                                            As buildings are falling down all around you and death is near, take time to notice giant doughnut rolling across the street.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 12th April 2010
                                                                                                              by DaMaser
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                                                                                                              Instead of paying one million euros to float around in the water, you could just quickly move to the horn of Africa!
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                                                                                                                Posted, 13th June 2010
                                                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                                                How can the government sell tickets to the life-saving ships if no one knows about the impending destruction of the Earth?
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st July 2010
                                                                                                                  by Bluevoodoo
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                                                                                                                  How ironic is it having the USS John F.Kennedy smashing right into the White House?
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 21st July 2010
                                                                                                                    by Bluevoodoo
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                                                                                                                    Successful plastic surgeons want to marry 40-year-old women with 2 kids.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 6th February 2011
                                                                                                                      by lousha
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                                                                                                                      Even if you have planned the evacuation for more than 3 years, wait till the last minute to board the ships. What's the fun in boarding, say one week before?
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th April 2012
                                                                                                                        by qwkslvr
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                                                                                                                        Never speak to the Russian prime minister about luck in an armageddon situation.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 26th November 2009
                                                                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                                                                          In the brave new world, the exchange rate between young scientists and old politicians is 20 to 1.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 26th November 2009
                                                                                                                            by Adam
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                                                                                                                            Russians can make really big planes.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 26th November 2009
                                                                                                                              by Adam
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                                                                                                                              Breast implants won't prevent you from drowning.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                                                                                by Finnegan
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                                                                                                                                A novice pilot, despite 2 mere lessons, will fly like a Red Bull expert within only 2 minutes of sitting down.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 26th January 2010
                                                                                                                                  by Danny G13
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                                                                                                                                  It's a small world.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 5th February 2010
                                                                                                                                    by beyonder
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                                                                                                                                    Scientists can fly, in a helicopter, from Washington D.C. to Yellowstone in a matter of minutes.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 8th February 2010
                                                                                                                                      by Demonzor
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                                                                                                                                      When fire is raining down from above, it will always miss you.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 8th February 2010
                                                                                                                                        by Demonzor
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                                                                                                                                        The entire earth crust can move, shift and thrash around, but the American continent will still look the exact same shape and will simply have glided down south.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th April 2010
                                                                                                                                          by Eibhlinn Savage
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                                                                                                                                          If you're the American president and you're black, you die.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                                                                                                            by sebastian
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                                                                                                                                            How is it that the two kids have mosquito bites at the park, then when they get home they are gone the next morning?
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 21st July 2010
                                                                                                                                              by Bluevoodoo
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                                                                                                                                              If you're going to make a movie about the end of the world and give it a year that it will happen.... Make that year sometime long into the future. You're not going to get to enjoy all that money you made from the movie if it's suppose to happen in three years.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 21st July 2010
                                                                                                                                                by Bluevoodoo
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                                                                                                                                                How is it that Yuri can have two little fat twins and one physically fit son as a boxer? And why would you save the fatties? Take the boxer with you, he's better for the re-population's gene pool.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 21st July 2010
                                                                                                                                                  by Bluevoodoo
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                                                                                                                                                  Roland Emmerich really doesn't leave himself open for sequels. Independence Day II: Virus Protection
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 21st July 2010
                                                                                                                                                    by Bluevoodoo
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                                                                                                                                                    Helicopters can carry elephants whilst enduring the freezing conditons and hostile weather of the Himalayas.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 18th October 2010
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                                                                                                                                                      Christians love apocalypse movies.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 28th November 2010
                                                                                                                                                        by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                                                                                                                        The whole time you are stunt driving limos and RV's and driving cars out of the back of crashing airplanes to save your family, your ex-wife nags and berates you to hurry up and smirks at your ideas. Be glad you're divorced from that whining shrew.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 11th January 2011
                                                                                                                                                          by KDubbz
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                                                                                                                                                          You can drive from Yellowstone to LA in about 6 hours. I guess Russian boss is Ex-KGB and did not give back the flying limo.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 25th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                            If you must fly from Las Vegas to China dump the cars in the cargo hold and increase the range. Also who would put cars fully loaded with gas into a plane?
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 25th June 2011
                                                                                                                                                              by john2012
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                                                                                                                                                              Always take your 7-year-old daughter with you so your ex-wife and boyfriend won't take off in the plane while you are out looking for the map to save all of their lives.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 30th June 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                Lincoln Continental Limos have a switch that disables the air bags in case of world ending disaster. John Cusack hits several objects with the front of his limo at high speed and the air bags do not deploy.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 31st July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                  I'm pretty sure mother nature had a big grudge towards John Cusack - she tried to catch him with earthquakes, tsunamis and volcanos but he outsmarted her and made it into safety. If humanity had forseen that before they would have sacrificed him and thus avoided the apocalypse.
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 21st July 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                    Phones go dead a few times due to the communications network being destroyed. When the line cuts, the phone makes a rapid high pitched beep, typical of a land-line phone left off the hook for a while. Cell phones don't make that sound, they just go silent.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 3rd February 2015
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