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The Proposal

The Proposal
This list was started on 5th December 2009 by Anon
There are 33 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 9th July 2010

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Old people can get away with anything.
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    Posted, 5th December 2009
    by Anon
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    If you are a woman in power, you simply MUST be a demanding, work-obsessed witch.
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      Posted, 5th December 2009
      by Anon
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      From a distance, trying to sacrifice a dog may look like an adorable play session.
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        Posted, 5th December 2009
        by Anon
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        It's acceptable for an immigration officer to spend ALL his time on one minor case.
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          Posted, 21st December 2009
          by Adam
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          "Find the boobs" is a rousing game for tailors.
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            Posted, 5th December 2009
            by Anon
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            People who work for the government have no sense of humor and no life.
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              Posted, 6th December 2009
              by Anon
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              Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock were big in Canada and Alaska.
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              • 6th December 2009 by Anon
                The 1000th learning, congrats dood.
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              Posted, 6th December 2009
              by Anon
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              It is pertinent that you know which side of the bed you sleep on when marrying someone from another country. Even Canada.
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                Posted, 6th December 2009
                by Anon
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                Regardless of authorization, threaten to call a pilot's mother, and he'll land anywhere you want.
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                  Posted, 6th December 2009
                  by Anon
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                    Posted, 5th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                      Posted, 5th December 2009
                      by Anon
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                      12
                      The birds in Alaska are not above eating a small dog. Or a cell phone.
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                        Posted, 5th December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Near-death experiences are beautiful bonding moments.
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                          Posted, 5th December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          14
                          There are no Canadian terrorists.
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                            Posted, 6th December 2009
                            by Anon
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                            15
                            If you really want to make promotion, you do whatever your boss wants. You'll even agree to marry the b*tch.
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                              Posted, 12th December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              Crows like to steal everything...including the dog.
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                                Posted, 17th December 2009
                                by TiffYG2133
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                                Your secretary will always know everything about you.
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                                  Posted, 21st December 2009
                                  by Adam
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                                  18
                                  Everyone has a heart of gold. No, really.
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                                    Posted, 5th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    Betty White does crazy well.
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                                      Posted, 5th December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Everyone loves a good striptease. Well, ALMOST everyone.
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                                        Posted, 5th December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        21
                                        Alaska is THE place for entrepreneurs (moguls and strippers, alike).
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                                          Posted, 5th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          22
                                          The Ramones of the world do not get the girl in the end.
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                                            Posted, 5th December 2009
                                            by Anon
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                                            23
                                            It's okay to lie to a large gathering of your friends and family if to do otherwise would mean jail time.
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                                              Posted, 6th December 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              It is not wise to drive a boat at fast speeds during an emotional breakdown. Even more unwise, to stand up in a speeding boat when you cannot swim.
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                                                Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                There is such a thing as golf balls that dissolve in water. No, really!
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                                                  Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  All Alaskans have odd dance-rituals around fires to thank 'Mother Earth'!
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                                                    Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                    by chibi master
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                                                    Anything followed by " I insist" and a gout of flame is compelling.
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                                                      Posted, 11th December 2009
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      Old ladies always have tricks up their sleeves.
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                                                        Posted, 12th December 2009
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        If a government worker is calling to dig up dirt on your son, always pay money to fly him up to Alaska so he can attend your son's wedding.
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                                                          Posted, 21st December 2009
                                                          by Adam
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                                                          If you're an old woman, the best way to get attention is to fake a heart attack.
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                                                            Posted, 21st December 2009
                                                            by Adam
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                                                            Dating your evil boss is cool as long as she's hot.
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                                                              Posted, 6th March 2010
                                                              by Gousfbulls
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                                                              Family drama is best in Alaska.
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                                                                Posted, 6th March 2010
                                                                by Gousfbulls
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                                                                If you bump into Sandra Bullock naked, don't think twice!
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                                                                  Posted, 9th July 2010
                                                                  by FERIS
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