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Event Horizon

Event Horizon
This list was started on 20th April 2010 by avalanche719
There are 29 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 10th January 2012

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Dr. Grant sure turned into an asshole.
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    Posted, 20th April 2010
    by avalanche719
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    Sometimes the token black guy does survive.
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      Posted, 20th April 2010
      by avalanche719
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      Eyes? Where we're going we don't need eyes.
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        Posted, 20th April 2010
        by avalanche719
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        Even if your son is long dead and you know you didn't bring him along for the trip, feel free to chase him all over the ship.
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          Posted, 20th April 2010
          by avalanche719
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          Hull repair guns look freaking awesome and there's plent of ammo.
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            Posted, 20th April 2010
            by avalanche719
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            Fire is beautiful in zero gravity.
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              Posted, 20th April 2010
              by avalanche719
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              A pizza cutter is the best tool for surgery.
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                Posted, 20th April 2010
                by avalanche719
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                Always decode transmissions very thoroughly before landing.
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                  Posted, 20th April 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  When you find out there's a bomb on board, don't get off the ship. Instead, look for the bomb and when you find it, cry.
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                    Posted, 20th April 2010
                    by avalanche719
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                    When a ship is designed to defy the laws of physics, it will inevitably end up in hell at some point.
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                      Posted, 20th April 2010
                      by avalanche719
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                      When your wife commits suicide, and years later you have a wall of pictures of her, many of which are copies of the same picture, it's not time for psychological evaluation. No, send him on a deep space trip.
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                        Posted, 10th January 2012
                        by IcyNeko
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                        Crewmembers of a highly technical apparatus like a deep space rescue ship somehow have no knowledge of or interest in quantum physics.
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                          Posted, 10th January 2012
                          by bourbonphantom
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                          Dr. Weir did miss.
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                            Posted, 20th April 2010
                            by avalanche719
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                            When you have no eyes, you can disembowel and elaborately string up a body in a matter of seconds.
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                              Posted, 20th April 2010
                              by avalanche719
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                              Purging your air supply creates a jet pack.
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                                Posted, 20th April 2010
                                by avalanche719
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                                If you see your comrade running towards the enemy with a blunt object make sure you look right at them so that your enemy takes his focus off you and can take out your comrade.
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                                  Posted, 20th April 2010
                                  by avalanche719
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                                  Apparently, we're going to colonize Mars in five years.
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                                  • 10th January 2012 by IcyNeko
                                    Moon was in 2015, mars was in 2032.
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                                  Posted, 20th April 2010
                                  by avalanche719
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                                  The best course of celebration after finding out that the ship's repaired is to put your gum on the comm-monitor.
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                                    Posted, 20th April 2010
                                    by avalanche719
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                                    "Layman's terms" can still turn out to be very, very complex and complicated.
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                                      Posted, 20th April 2010
                                      by avalanche719
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                                      A rescue technician is a lifesaver and a heartbreaker.
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                                        Posted, 20th April 2010
                                        by avalanche719
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                                        Ooh! It's time to play Spam in a Can!
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                                          Posted, 20th April 2010
                                          by avalanche719
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                                          Ship logs that last for less than 30 seconds can be remarkably disturbing.
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                                            Posted, 20th April 2010
                                            by avalanche719
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                                            If you want to get your point across, just pull out your eyes.
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                                              Posted, 20th April 2010
                                              by avalanche719
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                                              You may not believe in hell but whoever sent the message sure does.
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                                                Posted, 20th April 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                Where we're going, you don't need eyes to see. So there's no sense in burdening myself with the extra weight.
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                                                  Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                  by Bull Kilgore
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                                                  When the ship is derelict, the bridge in disarray and there's gore in one of the console walls, don't get the hell out immediately. No, investigate and find out where the non-existent crew is and decode the log that basically tells you the crew got raped by hell.
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                                                    Posted, 10th January 2012
                                                    by IcyNeko
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                                                    They have at least two advanced space ships, and the best space stations humans have are a bunch of capsules that aren't even interconnected.
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                                                      Posted, 10th January 2012
                                                      by IcyNeko
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                                                      That captain chair is the most unstable chair in the history of scifi.
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                                                        Posted, 10th January 2012
                                                        by IcyNeko
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                                                        Lucius Malfoy isn't so bad after all.
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                                                          Posted, 10th January 2012
                                                          by IcyNeko
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