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Shoot 'Em Up

Shoot 'Em Up
This list was started on 7th May 2010 by avalanche719
There are 21 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 24th April 2011

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There is always a one-liner for every violent situation.
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    Posted, 7th May 2010
    by avalanche719
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    Having sex while shooting bad guys, what more could a guy ask for?
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      Posted, 7th May 2010
      by avalanche719
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      A gun is better than a wife because you can put a silencer it.
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        Posted, 7th May 2010
        by avalanche719
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        Watch out for people with carrots.
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          Posted, 7th May 2010
          by avalanche719
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          Babies hate gun control.
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            Posted, 7th May 2010
            by avalanche719
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            Alternate title: Gun-the Movie.
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              Posted, 11th May 2010
              by agentdc7
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              British nannies are dangerous.
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                Posted, 7th May 2010
                by avalanche719
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                You can really lay down the hurt if you have a gift at rock, paper, scissors.
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                  Posted, 7th May 2010
                  by avalanche719
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                  You can buy bullets with food stamps.
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                    Posted, 7th May 2010
                    by avalanche719
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                    You can shoot bullets out of your hand if you have a blow dryer.
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                      Posted, 7th May 2010
                      by avalanche719
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                      Anytime you hear Smith say "you know what I hate...", somebody is going to die.
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                        Posted, 7th May 2010
                        by avalanche719
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                        "There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding, when she saw there was no tit for Tat."
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                          Posted, 7th May 2010
                          by avalanche719
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                          Bullets in your ass are good reminders to do your job.
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                            Posted, 7th May 2010
                            by avalanche719
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                            The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear.
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                              Posted, 7th May 2010
                              by avalanche719
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                              Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
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                                Posted, 7th May 2010
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                                Not only can you pay hookers for sex, you can also get your daily dairy serving.
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                                  Posted, 7th May 2010
                                  by avalanche719
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                                  Clive Owen only drives BMWs. Nothing else will do.
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                                    Posted, 11th May 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    Not wearing your seat belt can actually save your life sometimes.
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                                      Posted, 11th May 2010
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Eating carrots will instantly improve your vision.
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                                        Posted, 11th May 2010
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        Any guy who wears a black trench coat, skull or no skull will vigalante at night as a killer with morals.
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                                          Posted, 24th April 2011
                                          by Sandman47
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                                          Even when shooting down a five foot aisle aiming right at someone's back it is still possible for two people to miss.
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                                            Posted, 24th April 2011
                                            by Sandman47
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