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Iron Man 2

Iron Man 2
This list was started on 10th May 2010 by agentdc7
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This list was last updated on 20th February 2015

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James Rhodes sure looks different.
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  • 19th February 2015 by Garga
    I wonder what was his wife's reaction?
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Posted, 11th May 2010
by agentdc7
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The Iron Man suit is so perfectly made, you can wear an Armani Tux beneath it and come out without so much as a wrinkle.
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    Posted, 5th May 2010
    by JumpinJack
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    Even thought Tony Stark went through probably multiple tests to get used to and master the Iron Man armor's flight and weapon capabilities, Rhodey was able to master it on his first try.
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    • 11th May 2010 by agentdc7
      Much less have the exact same measurements as him.
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    Posted, 7th May 2010
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    In two consecutive movies, the bad-guys have managed to copy Tony's Arc Reactor design and build Iron Man type suits. I think it's safe to say that there actually is a reason to be concerned.
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    • 15th June 2012 by mrpops
      WRONG. In the first movie,he wasn't able to do it.Their best scientists in their best facilities had no idea how the fuck it worked,and,well, "Tony Stark build this in a cave,with a box of scraps" In the second movie,he was able to make it because his father made the original design,not because he copied it.
    • 11th May 2010 by agentdc7
      Me personally, I'm getting a little tired of Iron Man offspring villains.
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    Posted, 9th May 2010
    by JumpinJack
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    You're in a foreign country and the three people closest in the world to you don't know you're going to spontaneously try your hand at racecar driving. Your arch-nemesis in Russia, however, knew this weeks in advance, allowing him to plot an elaborate plan of attack.
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    • 22nd September 2010 by agentdc7
      Agreed. Good catch.
    • 19th May 2010 by Sassy
      This is the best! Totally didnt realize that! Great one Adam!
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    Posted, 18th May 2010
    by Adam
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    Nothing like having a full suit of super-powered armor in a briefcase.
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    • 17th May 2010 by kvn8907
      That's nothing. The Power Rangers had a full suit of super-powered armor in a device the size of a cell phone!
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    Posted, 5th May 2010
    by JumpinJack
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    Whipping your buddy's ass is much more fun when the DJ lays down a funky beat to it.
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      Posted, 7th May 2010
      by KungFuMasterLarry
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      Parents will leave their kid at an expo if he's dressed like Iron Man, he can hack it.
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        Posted, 14th May 2010
        by avalanche719
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        The stupid robot is still hanging around the basement, screwing shit up.
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          Posted, 9th May 2010
          by JumpinJack
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          Peeing in the Iron Man armor is awesome and easy.
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            Posted, 7th May 2010
            by KungFuMasterLarry
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            Don't let the mild mannered persona from last movie fool you. Agent Coulson will taze your ass and then watch SuperNanny while you drool on the floor.
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            • 11th May 2010 by agentdc7
              Maybe Supernanny is what distracted him so Tony could drive away for a moment.
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            Posted, 9th May 2010
            by JumpinJack
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            Vanko knows that's not his bird. His bird is half-drunk and has vodka on its breath.
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            Posted, 9th May 2010
            by JumpinJack
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            Creating a new element is as easy as building a particle accelerator, focusing the beam, and cutting up half your workshop. Man, why didn't I think of that?
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              Posted, 9th May 2010
              by JumpinJack
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              If you're a superhero billionaire with some well-publicized eccentricities, the officials at the Monaco Grand Prix will let you yourself replace the driver that actually qualified to drive in the race.
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                Posted, 9th May 2010
                by JumpinJack
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                Every last boss has some kinda weak spot. For Whiplash, it's exposing his face for no apparent reason.
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                • 3rd September 2012 by agentdc7
                  I know that, but it still doesn't explain why he exposed his face and let it blow up in his face rather than shield it.
                • 3rd September 2012 by TheGnome
                  That wasn't his weak spot.... It was the energy released from both of the flight stabilisers being fired at eachother causing a huge backlash of Energy spreading perpendicular to the beam (to where Vanko was standing).
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                Posted, 11th May 2010
                by agentdc7
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                If you don't wanna call him War Machine in the movie, always add a pun somewhere in there. Just like Abomination. Or Iron Monger.
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                  Posted, 11th May 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Somebody dropped a really heavy hammer in New Mexico.
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                  • 19th May 2010 by Sassy
                    First one to have me laughing out loud so far hahaha!
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                  Posted, 11th May 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  Don't like what's on TV? Mute it.
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                    Posted, 14th May 2010
                    by avalanche719
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                    S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't approve of superheroes hangin' out in donuts...
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                      Posted, 7th May 2010
                      by JumpinJack
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                      Natalie's (Natasha's) little turn of phrase was Latin for GTFO.
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                        Posted, 9th May 2010
                        by JumpinJack
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                        The most damage getting hit by a car repeatedly is knock you out for 10 seconds, your legs will be fine.
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                          Posted, 11th May 2010
                          by agentdc7
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                          That suitcase Ironman was really light weight.
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                            Posted, 11th May 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            You can survive your spine being twisted 180 degrees.
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                            • 3rd September 2012 by TheGnome
                              Of course he can he is a Hardy american Marine!!!
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                            Posted, 12th May 2010
                            by TankerCaptain
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                            Robots still aren't smart enough to tell the difference between Iron man and a kid wearing an Iron man toy helmet.
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                              Posted, 19th May 2010
                              by agentdc7
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                              People who didn't stay after the credits in the first movie will wonder why Samuel L Jackson shows up.
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                                Posted, 21st July 2010
                                by agentdc7
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                                Mickey Rourke still manages to look kick-ass tough with a bad pony-tail and pimpstache.
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                                  Posted, 5th May 2010
                                  by JumpinJack
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                                  Russian Cockatiels drink vodka too...
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                                    Posted, 9th May 2010
                                    by JumpinJack
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                                    Palladium poisoning will cause your chest and neck to look like a circuit board, unlike regular metal/blood poisoning that will just follow your capillaries and blood stream.
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                                      Posted, 9th May 2010
                                      by JumpinJack
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                                      If you don't give your Army buddy your super-suit so they can research and mass produce it, he'll just kick your ass at your birthday party and take it.
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                                      • 18th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                        Nonetheless got the police a call thereafter from Tony Stark "black dude stole my suit"
                                      • 15th June 2012 by mrpops
                                        Wrong,he didn't come to take the suit.He came because his assistant asked him to,because Tony was drunk in the suit.He used the suit to try and stop him,and then ran off with it.
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                                      Posted, 9th May 2010
                                      by JumpinJack
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                                      The going rate for a container of strawberries in Malibu is $6. They will however accept $50,000 watches for trade.
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                                        Posted, 9th May 2010
                                        by JumpinJack
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                                        If you appoint your Personal Assistant to be the new CEO of your multi-billion dollar company, expect a few people to be wondering about her capabilities and your sanity.
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                                          Posted, 9th May 2010
                                          by JumpinJack
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                                          Somewhere between the two movies, Tony Stark developed a little case of OCD.
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                                            Posted, 9th May 2010
                                            by JumpinJack
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                                            A little Lithium Dioxide shot will clear up that nasty case of Palladium poisoning pretty quickly.
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                                              Posted, 9th May 2010
                                              by JumpinJack
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                                              Posing after each guard you take down is totally necessary as long as you're hot.
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                                              • 24th May 2010 by JumpinJack
                                                Necessary? I don't know. Appreciated? Hell, yeah!!
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                                              Posted, 10th May 2010
                                              by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                              Armed police at racing events won't do anything about a guy walking on the track demolishing the drivers.
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                                                Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                by avalanche719
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                                                No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language.
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                                                  Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                  When a super smart bunker busting missile doesn't work, it will fart out of embarrassment.
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                                                    Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    Even in the movies, Bill O'Reilly is still calling everyone a pinhead.
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                                                      Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                      by HermanoBluth
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                                                      It is way better to have all the action scenes at the end of the movie, rather than all the way throughout.
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                                                        Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                        by HermanoBluth
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                                                        The smashed windows high above a large convention center will rain down as gentle, rounded pieces of glass that can't hurt anyone.
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                                                          Posted, 17th May 2010
                                                          by kvn8907
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                                                          If the Black Widow is that fast, flexible and graceful in a fight... *blush*
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                                                            Posted, 5th May 2010
                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                            As the American people are aware, Tony Stark is very capable of pleasuring himself.
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                                                              Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                              We Canadians don't lock our doors at night.
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                                                              • 18th May 2010 by SainaTsukino
                                                                WOOT! I was wondering when it would come up! XD I laughed so hard in the theater when I heard that line...
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                                                              Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                              Justin Hammer needs to lay off the spray tan. Especially on his hands... that's just creepy.
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                                                              • 21st June 2010 by Ally
                                                                Thought I was the only one that noticed this!! Nice!
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                                                              Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                              Christine did a spread on (on, for, with) Tony last year...
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                                                                Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                If Justin Hammer is in the room, it's a good idea to look elsewhere for a real "expert" in weapons technology.
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                                                                  Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                  Nothing like a dirty martini served to you by a smokin' hot undercover spy.
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                                                                    Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                    Pepper is allergic to strawberries... Don't bring them to her as a kiss-ass offering.
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                                                                      Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                      Always check your mashed potatoes when you're in a Moroccan prison.
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                                                                        Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                        NEVER give tech tips to the guy that copied your reactor design and tried to kill you. He WILL use it against you eventually.
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                                                                          Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                          You don't want to be a test-pilot in the Hammer Industries Iron Man project. That guy didn't die, btw.
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                                                                          • 12th May 2010 by JumpinJack
                                                                            LOL... another sign I need professional help: I burst out laughing at that scene.
                                                                          • 11th May 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                            Yeah, he just had his spine twisted 180 degrees.
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                                                                          Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                          Nick Fury is keeping an eye on Tony Stark.
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                                                                          Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                          Rhodey was there first. Get a roof, will ya?
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                                                                            Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                                            The guy that can build a supersuit, synthesize a whole new element, and make out with his super-hot P.A./CEO without getting a harassment suit can't figure out how to make the perfect, battle-ending weapon more than a one-time deal? (I don't know how the making out thing ties in, but I'm pretty sure it's important.)
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                                                                              Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                              I just want to be clear - Deadpool's (who is also the Green Lantern) real-life wife is the PA for the CEO of Stark Industries (who just may be Iron Man's girlfriend), and she's also a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent called The Black Widow assigned to observe Tony Stark? And the driver is actually the director? ugh... brain hurts... no more cross-movie/reality logic ever again.
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                                                                              • 18th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                That half-finished shield wasn't Cpt. Americas. His was frozen with him.
                                                                              • 11th May 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                                Yeah, and you know that 1/2 shield Stark used to work on? It belongs to Captain America whose also a flying fireball called the Human Torch.
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                                                                              Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                              The most effective way to serve Tony Stark with a subpoena is to send the hottie...
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                                                                                Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                                Vanko's original Whiplash suit design made his flesh impervious to burns, flame and explosions, and allowed his body to withstand being crushed between a concrete guardrail and a Rolls.
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                                                                                • 11th May 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                                  That's because his plastic surgery makes him immune to such things.
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                                                                                Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                                I'll never understand how a ginger got the nickname "Pepper".
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                                                                                  Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                  If she was in the backseat of my car, getting changed into her skintight jumpsuit, I'd have a little trouble keeping my eyes on the road, too.
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                                                                                    Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                                    The guy who created and uses the Iron Man armor to privatize world peace CLEARLY doesn't deserve to wear it, just because he decided to party it up on his birthday. Seriously, Rhodey. Don't be a party pooper.
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                                                                                      Posted, 10th May 2010
                                                                                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                      Palladium discharge tastes like coconut with a hint of metal.
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                                                                                        Posted, 10th May 2010
                                                                                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                        Sinister laughters are always cool. Especially with shiny gold teeth.
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                                                                                        • 17th May 2010 by kvn8907
                                                                                          Jaws does it even without the laughter!
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                                                                                        Posted, 11th May 2010
                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                        When you have both good guys immobilized at either end of your power-whips, just stand there and watch them combine their powers so that they can beat you.
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                                                                                          Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                          Nothing says "I'm dying" like an omelet.
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                                                                                            Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                                                            by HermanoBluth
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                                                                                            If your father never even said he liked you for all the time he was living, a secret movie he hid away in which he describes you in words befitting a favorite machine is the first step towards making up for lost time
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                                                                                              Posted, 17th May 2010
                                                                                              by kvn8907
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                                                                                              "Crossing the streams" solves all epic problems.
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                                                                                              • 22nd May 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                                                I was totally thinking of that quote when I saw that part.
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                                                                                              Posted, 18th May 2010
                                                                                              by Adam
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                                                                                              Vanko sure likes his whips....that naughty boy!
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                                                                                                Posted, 24th May 2010
                                                                                                by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                Gary Shandling as a Senator? That's pretty tough to take seriously.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 5th May 2010
                                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                  Ivan Vanko really wants his bird, why not just give it to him?
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                                                                                                    Posted, 7th May 2010
                                                                                                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                    Who needs a Hadron Collider when you're a super genius that can just build a particle accelerator in your basement.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                      Captain America's shield makes a good shim for your particle accelerator.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                        S.H.I.E.L.D needs Iron Man for the Avenger Initiative, they just don't want Tony so bad...
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                                                                                                          Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                          Tony is Howard Stark's greatest creation... *tear*
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                                                                                                            Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                            Sometimes those little pricks can be really annoying. What? I was talking about pinning a medal - what were YOU thinking?
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                                                                                                              Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                              The in-flight meals on a Stark Industries private jet are pretty piss poor.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 9th May 2010
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                                                                                                                Nothing like a little "beyond the grave" message from dad to get the ol' inventive juices flowing.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                Stan Lee should never be confused for Larry King. Excelsior, True Believers!! 'nuff said.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                  Driving the wrong way through the traffic at the Monaco Grand Prix isn't as difficult as one would imagine. Heck, if you've got Happy Hogan and a Rolls, anything is possible.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                                    by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                    Tony Stark somehow got the Mark I suit back.
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                                                                                                                    • 25th May 2010 by agentdc7
                                                                                                                      I remember Iron Monger smashed it to pieces. I guess it's just a display then.
                                                                                                                    • 24th May 2010 by JumpinJack
                                                                                                                      Stane brought it back and had it in the Stark Industries lab (Sector 16, I think?). Despite the explosion, I would imagine it was probably in pretty good shape, and I imagine S.H.I.E.L.D. helped a bit...
                                                                                                                    • 17th May 2010 by kvn8907
                                                                                                                      Didn't even notice that until you said. But now you mention it...
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 11th May 2010
                                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                    Don't bump knuckles with a drunk Ironman.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th May 2010
                                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                      Hugh Hefner looks like Stan Lee. Larry King looks like Stan Lee. Does that mean Hugh Hefner looks like Larry King?
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th May 2010
                                                                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                        The US Air Force likes to keep all its big exepensive aircraft in one place.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th May 2010
                                                                                                                          by TankerCaptain
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                                                                                                                          At high altitude, it apparently takes 3 hours to cook an omelete.
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                                                                                                                          • 19th May 2010 by Sassy
                                                                                                                            A gross looking one at that.
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th May 2010
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                                                                                                                          Big sections of a model won't fall out of a convertible when traveling at high speeds.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                            Nothing like playing with holograms all day!
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                              Colonels in the United States Military have nothing better to do than to crash parties.
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                                                                                                                              • 18th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                                                And steal the goodies from rich white guys. Looks like Tony Stark has no "suits" to sue.
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 17th May 2010
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                                                                                                                              Always give the guy who tried to kill you advice on how to make his weapons even more powerful.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 18th May 2010
                                                                                                                                by Adam
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                                                                                                                                All Russian badasses are named Ivan.
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                                  by Adam
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                                                                                                                                  When building any super suit powered by an arc reactor, be sure to keep your power source in full view and unprotected.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                    Rhodey went through "Punching Bag" and "Tackling Dummy" before settling on "War Machine" for his superhero persona...
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 5th May 2010
                                                                                                                                      by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                      Tony wants one of those...
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 5th May 2010
                                                                                                                                        by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                        Your army colonel buddy doesn't approve of you wearing your supersuit, getting liquored and doing champagne bottle skeet shooting at your birthday party.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                                                          by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                          Unlike so many of their namesakes, the "Ex-Wife" really doesn't really cause a lot of damage.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                                                            by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                            It looks like the Koreans and Iranians have a long way to go with their Iron Man knock offs...
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                                                              by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                              If your car gets blown up in a wicked firefight, the War Machine is a pretty good transportation alternative.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                                Yeah, there's something pretty big going on in New Mexico.
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 9th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                  by JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                                  Stealing and weaponizing your buddy's Iron Man armor is all good and dandy until it gets hacked into and programmed to go after him against your will.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 10th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                    People at the Hammer Expo actually like the Stark Expo more.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 11th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                                                                                                                      The standard car is Audi.
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                        Tony Stark can efficiently operate the Iron Man armor even under the influence of alcohol.
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                                                                                                                                                        • 19th May 2010 by Sassy
                                                                                                                                                          During that seen I was sure someone's head was about to get blown clean off!
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 11th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                                                                                        Don't think, drink.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                          by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                          Uncle Sam drinks iced tea. Hmm I kinda figured he was a beer man.
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                            by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                            Iron Man wears crocs? I just lost a little respect for him.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                              by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                              You can get a sexual harassment charge just by looking.
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                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                                Lieutenant Colonels in the Air Force drive Audis.
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                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                  by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                                  What harm can come from a little in house skeet shooting?
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                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 14th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                    by avalanche719
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                                                                                                                                                                    Journalists like to do spreads.
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                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 18th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                      by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                                      Queens is the new Manhattan.
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                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                        by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                                        Donuts are the perfect hangover cure.
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                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                          Blowing up two inch thick glass 100 feet over a crowds head, won't hurt them when it comes crashing down on their heads. ~Bob
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                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 21st June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                            Stable elements beyond Uranium can be cobbled together in a few minutes via lasers and prisms.
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                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 4th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                              Ironman, briefcases in disguise!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 31st December 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                If you turn your arc reactor into a triangle you would die from poisoning.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 27th February 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Pepper said no... :(
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                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 5th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                    It IS good to be back...
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 5th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                      Tony Stark is very eccentric... uh. understatement....
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 5th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                        Uh, Christine? Justin needs a slot.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 9th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Justin Hammer can soft shoe like James Brown, but that still doesn't make him cool.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 9th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Lt. Col Rhodes can't just have one gun he wants it all.
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • 17th May 2010 by kvn8907
                                                                                                                                                                                            Even the small guns which would be completely ineffective on metal suits, and just take up space. If the CEO of Hammer industries offered him a crossbow and a stone club, would he take that too?
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 12th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                          The Iron Man suit has a water filtration system.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 13th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                            If a weapon takes a long time to present itself and be fired, its probably not going to work.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 14th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                              If you're a jaded Russian seeking revenge for the deaths of innocents, nothing furthers your mission so much as activating remote controlled robots, smashing all the windows 200 feet over a convention center, then firing missiles into a fleeing crowd.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 17th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                Nothing says "conversation" like constantly interrupting and talking over people that try to speak to you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 17th May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                  by kvn8907
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Justin Hammer can dance better than a drunk Tony Stark.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 22nd May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    There's nothing as scary sounding yet perfectly harmless as an ex-wife.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 22nd May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Always invite your douchebag competitor who tries to sabotage you at every opportunity to debut his new product line at your expo--and never have anyone check those products out beforehand either.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                        by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        An Iron Man suit's walkie talkie has better firewall protection than everything else about it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Despite the fact that nuclear weapons are still infinitely more powerful, the presence of the iron man suit can bring about world peace.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • 18th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                                                                                                                            It's not about the carnage an Iron Man suit can cause - it's about Tony's ego wich does the damage.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                                                                                                                                                                                          by Adam
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          Technology expos can attract as many hot women as geeky guys.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 22nd May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            Ivan watches too much Predator.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hammer Tech's software shit.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 24th May 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                If you feel compelled to put on your one of your buddy's Iron Man suits to stop him while he's drunk at his own party, go the extra mile and STEAL the thing.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 4th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Leave it to the black man to intimidate everybody into getting out of the party.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Never tell a super hot female government agent (in a video call) that you were dying... your girlfriend will surely find out in the party line...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 20th June 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey, I want one of those too...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th July 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ivan Arc Reactors only turn on when you expose it to light.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 1st August 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                          If you want to poop in Tony Stark's front yard, Ivan will help you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 15th September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                            There wasn't a next time for Terence Howard. :(
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 22nd September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Prismatic accelerator beams will slice through walls, columns, and cabinets but not wires.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 23rd September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                When you have a self-destruct mechanism on your suit, be sure to have it on a timer so your adversaries can have enough to time get away from you.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 23rd September 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The National Guard didn't put in an order for Hammer's Drones.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 4th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Stark thinks the War Machine look is 'too much'.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 4th December 2010
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Don't invite Tony Stark to a press conference without expecting to get your ass kicked.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 12th March 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        When robots are attacking you on clearly non desirable low ground, it's best to wait 30 seconds for them to come in, not use 3 seconds to take higher ground...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 22nd July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Mickey Rourke is one hell of a cool guy. He doesn't look at explosions. Twice! In one movie.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 31st July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "He doesn't want to be disturbed." "He's downstairs." So he's downstairs and he doesn't want to be disturbed, is that it? Heck, Rhodes went for it anyway.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 31st July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The new element shall be named Ironmanium.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 31st July 2011
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Tony Stark still hasn't finished fixing Captain America's Shield!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 1st January 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Don Cheadle and Terrence Howard always flip a coin to decide who gets to star as the black guy in the next movie - even sequels. Don Cheadle started using a double-sided coin.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 30th August 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Ivan Vanko may have been sexually involved with his bird.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 30th August 2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      when fighting with whiplash, iron man suddenly forgets that he can fly.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 27th June 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Wearing the wiplash contraption makes you impervious to explosions and fire. You can just walk away coolly in slow motion.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 27th June 2013
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Palladium in the chest, painful way to die.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 20th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            The only possible buyers of a unique, super advanced tiny reactor are China, North Korea or Iran. No other country will possibly be interested in such thing.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 20th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              When your friend gets drunk in his own house on his own birthday party you have every right to be upset, steal his property, ruin his party, trash his house, kick his ass and still be mad at him only if you are black.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Posted, 20th February 2015
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Tony's smart house (Jarvis) was smart enough to not let the chick reporter access air conditioning, but somehow dumbed down to let someone else access a restricted area, put on an Iron Man suit (which uses the same AI as the house), attack Tony and leave.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Rhody is able to undress Iron Man suit without all that fancy stuff that Tony uses to undress.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    You may be able to break someone free from prison in a foreign country, fake his death and do a lot of things, but you can not bring a bird from Moscow to NY.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The size does matter. Don't let anyone tell you different.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Istead of telling your son that you love him while you're alive, record it between your expo advertisement takes that he may or may not see in the future.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Be cocky as soon as the poor guy made you the CEO on his own company despite your lack of qualification. Don't forget to humiliate him when he brings you some strawberries.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            When you appoint your female butler the CEO of your huge company, your personal driver will be hers too.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              New elements which you discover (build) in your garage are luminescence like LEDs.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Funny how annoying a little prick can be, isn't it?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  In just 6 months time, a man can change a lot. Rhodey sure did.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A lithium atom can stick to 2 oxygen atoms, not the way around. Thus, Lithium Dioxide, just like Carbon Dioxide. That's a fancy material.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The airbags of a Rolls Royce do not open on the first impact, nor the second or third. They'll deploy on the forth but only for driver though.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A heavy built man who knows boxing may have extreme difficulty to beat just one security guard but a slim chick naturally can easily overpower several of them in the exact same time frame.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          A government when receives an unexpected gift as an Iron Man suit, a unique energy source and a weaponized armoured suit, does not try to study and replicate it but tries to glue as much useless weapons as possible to it and use it that way.
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