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Aladdin

Aladdin
This list was started on 6th December 2009 by Anon
There are 88 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th September 2014

The Things I Learned . . .

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Never bring your pet monkey with Attention Deficit Disorder into a cave filled with shiny, cursed things.
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  • 10th December 2009 by Anon
    Hahah, monkey love shiny things!
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Posted, 7th December 2009
by Anon
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Bad guys can sexually assault a princess in a Disney movie--so long as the kids don't get it.
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  • 7th December 2009 by Anon
    Oh yes.
  • 7th December 2009 by bookfreak
    Hunchback of Notre Dame? Anyone?
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Posted, 7th December 2009
by Anon
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    Posted, 6th December 2009
    by Anon
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    • 7th December 2009 by Anon
      Sorry Adam.
    • 7th December 2009 by Adam
      *looks at himself in the mirror* ...crap.
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    Posted, 6th December 2009
    by Anon
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    You can lie about your past to the woman you love and she will still love you in the end. Therefore, lying has few, if any, negative repercussions.
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      Posted, 6th December 2009
      by Anon
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      Every normal girl in the world wants to be a princess and every princess in the world wants to be a normal girl.
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        Posted, 7th December 2009
        by Adam
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        Good guys no matter what country they're from, speak in an american accent. bad guys will always have ethnic or British accents.
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          Posted, 7th December 2009
          by Colin
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          Having a fully grown tiger for a pet is a good thing for a teenage girl.
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            Posted, 6th December 2009
            by Anon
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            When you're the main character, stealing bread from hardworking citizens and causing sword swallowers to choke on their weapons is clearly the right thing to do.
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              Posted, 7th December 2009
              by bookfreak
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              Women can survive with only two inches in diameter of space for their innards.
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                Posted, 12th December 2009
                by Ryuuko
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                Flying carpets have questionable attitudes.
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                  Posted, 6th December 2009
                  by Anon
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                  It's OK to use seduction in a Disney movie as long as it helps the main character escape.
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                    Posted, 7th December 2009
                    by Kidoushuu
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                    A parrot's healthy diet consists of cookies.
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                      Posted, 7th December 2009
                      by Isis10
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                      Guards in Agrabah have nothing better to do than chase one thief.
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                        Posted, 17th December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Even the drowning unconscious have wishes, too.
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                          Posted, 7th December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          In the 90's, throwing in the line "Praise Allah" made a character funny and old fashion.
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                          • 11th December 2009 by Anon
                            Really? I say that on the street corner and all I get are dog feces thrown at me.
                          • 7th December 2009 by Anon
                            Well played Havoc
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                          Posted, 7th December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          The bad guy always seems unbeatable, then royally screws up in time for the good guy to save the day.
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                            Posted, 7th December 2009
                            by kurai
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                            A girl with no escape experience whatsoever can slip outside of a palace that is supposedly heavily guarded without being seen.
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                              Posted, 7th December 2009
                              by Anon
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                              There can be flamingos in the middle of the desert, no matter what your biology, geography or pre-school teacher ever told you.
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                                Posted, 13th December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                Princesses just want to be commoners.
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                                  Posted, 6th December 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  The guards in Agrabah go through a none-too-selective boot camp.
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                                    Posted, 6th December 2009
                                    by Anon
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                                    Show stopping numbers are a great way to stop a plot dead in its tracks.
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                                      Posted, 7th December 2009
                                      by Anon
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                                      Parrots will extract vengeance when force-fed moldy, disgusting crackers.
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                                        Posted, 21st December 2009
                                        by Abrina7
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                                        10 thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck.
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                                          Posted, 24th December 2009
                                          by nikkabee
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                                          You're only in trouble if you get caught.
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                                          • 17th March 2010 by ekedolphin
                                            "Gotcha!" "*I'm* in trouble."
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                                          Posted, 1st January 2010
                                          by Anon
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                                          Stealing is okay so long as you can get away with it.
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                                          • 20th January 2011 by howler
                                            Not to mention then givening some of it to starving kids.
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                                          Posted, 6th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          Monkeys make for terrible elephants.
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                                            Posted, 6th December 2009
                                            by Anon
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                                            Escaping a palace full of guards, idiots though they may be, is really quite easy for a sheltered, teenage girl to do.
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                                              Posted, 6th December 2009
                                              by Anon
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                                              Magic carpets are also lava retardant. Who knew?
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                                                Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                by bookfreak
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                                                Ancient and magical genies are just like stand-up comedians.
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                                                  Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                  by Colin
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                                                  You know that scene where Aladdin picks just the right spot to evade the huge tower, rolling to his doom? You can use that as a math equation.
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                                                    Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                    by Anon
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                                                    It's a good idea to follow creepy old men out into the desert without a backup plan. You might get a magic lamp and flying carpet out of the deal.
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                                                      Posted, 13th December 2009
                                                      by ThunderRollin
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                                                      Ah. So that's how the Spinx's nose fell off.
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                                                        Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                        by Anon
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                                                        You can get away with stealing when you pretend a monkey is the sultan and a camel is a doctor.
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                                                          Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                          by SimplyMe
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                                                          Unless your beard is fluffy like a chinchilla resting on your face, you are an evil person with questionable grooming choices.
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                                                            Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                            by chibi master
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                                                            Go ahead and keep pissing off the bad guy, you'll end up tricking him into beating himself.
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                                                              Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              The pet monkey will almost be able to speak intelligible English, almost, but you get the gist of it.
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                                                                Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                by Anon
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                                                                It's totally not suspicious when a heavily accented guy wants to get married to your daughter.
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                                                                  Posted, 29th December 2009
                                                                  by Wolfie7
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                                                                  You can travel to the scenes of other Disney movies if you're on a magic carpet ride.
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                                                                    Posted, 1st January 2010
                                                                    by KayDee
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                                                                    Even when you're between your second and third wishes, your Genie is still obligated to change masters if your lamp changes possession.
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                                                                      Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                                      by ekedolphin
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                                                                      You wouldn't like it if a genie brought someone back from the dead. IT'S NOT PRETTY!!
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                                                                        Posted, 22nd April 2010
                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                        Don't turn into a snake, it never works.
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                                                                          Posted, 20th November 2010
                                                                          by Hayleychaotix
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                                                                          A parrot is even more annoying when the voice of Gilbert Gottfried shoots out of its beak.
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                                                                            Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                            Robin Williams knows how to get crap passed the radar.
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                                                                              Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                              Never ask an orphan to do a job for you.
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                                                                                Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                Magic carpets can fly through solid stone ceilings if Robin Williams is driving.
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                                                                                  Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                  by bookfreak
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                                                                                  Climb the stairs, it will be worth it in the end.
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                                                                                    Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                    The exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here!
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                                                                                      Posted, 17th December 2009
                                                                                      by TiffYG2133
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                                                                                      When in trouble, play dumb!
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                                                                                        Posted, 6th January 2010
                                                                                        by Halfsh0t
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                                                                                        There's absolutely no danger in letting your teenage daughter own a tiger. None whatsoever.
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                                                                                          Posted, 6th January 2010
                                                                                          by Halfsh0t
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                                                                                          Monkeys with swords can apparantly be intimidating.
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                                                                                            Posted, 16th March 2010
                                                                                            by tenshi
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                                                                                              You're only in trouble if ya get caught! GOTCHA! Iii'm in trouble.
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                                                                                            Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                            Rule number one when contemplating the dichotomy of good and evil... pick the bad guy, they're usually smarter (and have really cool accents)
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                                                                                              Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                              by LadyDaralis
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                                                                                              Parrots will extract vengeance if they are force-fed moldy, disgusting crackers.
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                                                                                                Posted, 21st December 2009
                                                                                                by Abrina7
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                                                                                                Be careful. Camels Spit.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                                  by Halfsh0t
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                                                                                                  When in love with royalty, one must always be prepared to fight.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                                    by kyisama
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                                                                                                    Don't let Jafar sing, he'll lose his mind for a moment after finishing the song.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 12th February 2010
                                                                                                      by Evilgidgit
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                                                                                                      Just... go jump off the balcony!
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                                                                                                        Posted, 17th March 2010
                                                                                                        by ekedolphin
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                                                                                                        Princess Jasmine has unusually long hair.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 30th November 2010
                                                                                                          by Bebe Bluff
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                                                                                                          Geenies are blue...whether human or lampformed.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 23rd April 2011
                                                                                                            by iviourningstar
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                                                                                                            Agrabah is within flying carpet distance of a frozen tundra.
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                                                                                                              Posted, 23rd April 2011
                                                                                                              by iviourningstar
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                                                                                                              The Golden Rule is: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
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                                                                                                                Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                                                by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                                                An evil man's shadow will always cover you when he approaches.
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                                                                                                                  Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                                                  by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                                                  You have a pet tiger and his best friend is a monkey/elephant. That's not crazy at all.
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                                                                                                                    Posted, 3rd June 2012
                                                                                                                    by TheBaddestOfThemAll
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                                                                                                                    You're standing in midair on a flying magical carpet that just shook my hand with one of it's tassels. Aladdin, it's not whether or not I trust you - this just doesn't seem logical. Or safe.
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                                                                                                                      Posted, 14th September 2012
                                                                                                                      by Keely
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                                                                                                                      Guards enjoy throwing chained Prince's off of cliffs into the ocean!
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                                                                                                                        Posted, 17th September 2012
                                                                                                                        by twisties224
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                                                                                                                        Apparently small cloths that cover your mouth prevent you from speaking!
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                                                                                                                          Posted, 17th September 2012
                                                                                                                          by twisties224
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                                                                                                                          The best place to enjoy your stolen melon is on top of the melon seller's stall.
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                                                                                                                            Posted, 13th February 2014
                                                                                                                            by Hayleychaotix
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                                                                                                                              Posted, 6th December 2009
                                                                                                                              by Anon
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                                                                                                                              It's sad when your most memorable role in recent history is over shadowed by a cameo from Cloud.
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                                                                                                                                Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                                                All good teenagers take off their clothes!
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                                                                                                                                  Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                                                  by ChiakiEiji
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                                                                                                                                  Disney has 90 shares on Scott Weinger's soul.
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                                                                                                                                    Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                                                    by Anon
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                                                                                                                                    All good teenagers take off their clothes.
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                                                                                                                                      Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                                                      by Colin
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                                                                                                                                      Symbol banging monkeys will always be funny.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                                                                                        Jane Goodall would be proud of Abu.
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                                                                                                                                          Abu's not quite Nim Chimpsky, but he's got the right stuff.
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                                                                                                                                        Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                                                        by Anon
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                                                                                                                                        Judging by how fast the princess was so impressed by a complete stranger, I'd say she was dying to get laid.
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                                                                                                                                          Posted, 7th December 2009
                                                                                                                                          by Anon
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                                                                                                                                          Twisted beards apparently have sex appeal.
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                                                                            Rubbin' the lamp isn't a bad thing.
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                                                                                                                                            • 27th December 2009 by Anon
                                                                                                                                              Ahhh, I see whut you did thar!
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                                                                                                                                            Posted, 12th December 2009
                                                                                                                                            by Anon
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                                                                                                                                            That horses can have two "rear ends" on them.
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                                                                                                                                              Posted, 26th December 2009
                                                                                                                                              by SimplyMe
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                                                                                                                                              Vegas shows ain't got nothing on Robin Williams.
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                                                                                                                                                Posted, 22nd April 2010
                                                                                                                                                by Anon
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                                                                                                                                                They ALL have swords!
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                                                                                                                                                  Posted, 20th November 2010
                                                                                                                                                  by Hayleychaotix
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                                                                                                                                                  Racial profiling is a great learning tool when done in ink.
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                                                                                                                                                    Posted, 23rd April 2011
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                                                                                                                                                    Never take advice from a man who listens to Gilbert Gottfried.
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                                                                                                                                                      Posted, 23rd April 2011
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                                                                                                                                                      You can visit Hercules and Mulan's stages on a carpet ride :3
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                                                                                                                                                        Posted, 19th August 2011
                                                                                                                                                        by Alaurien
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                                                                                                                                                        No one can understand you if the zipper over your mouth is closed.
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                                                                                                                                                          Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                                                                                                                          by Optimus Thunder
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                                                                                                                                                          You're never too old to marry a princess if you're evil!
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                                                                                                                                                            Posted, 17th September 2012
                                                                                                                                                            by twisties224
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                                                                                                                                                            The Genie knows Jack Nicholson.
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                                                                                                                                                              Posted, 28th September 2012
                                                                                                                                                              by FilmSavvy
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                                                                                                                                                              Genies have phenomenal cosmic powers, but are limited due to itty bitty living space.
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