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Planet of the Apes (2001)

Planet of the Apes (2001)
This list was started on 22nd May 2010 by thugz4real
There are 20 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 9th October 2014

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That female ape always helping the humans sure looks a lot like Michael Jackson!
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    Posted, 22nd May 2010
    by thugz4real
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    Abraham Lincoln was really a monkey-i'm sorry, Ape.
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    • 3rd March 2014 by agentdc7
      I see what you did there.
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    Posted, 22nd May 2010
    by thugz4real
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    Never send a monkey to do a man's job.
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      Posted, 22nd May 2010
      by thugz4real
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      Apes are afraid of water. They can't swim.
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        Posted, 22nd May 2010
        by thugz4real
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        Apes in Washington? Nothing new there.
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          Posted, 22nd May 2010
          by thugz4real
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          When Apes get ready for sex they jump up and down on the bed hooting and howling at each other. Then when the humans run by they end up in the chandelier.
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            Posted, 22nd May 2010
            by thugz4real
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            They're called Apes, not monkeys.
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              Posted, 22nd May 2010
              by thugz4real
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              Mark Wahlberg comes from the tribe of the United States Air Force.
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                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                by thugz4real
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                The teenage apes have a boom box but no other electronics in the ape universe.
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                  Posted, 16th July 2012
                  by catmunch
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                  Nuclear power source is supposed to last forever but not after a crash from outer-space Mark!
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                    Posted, 4th December 2010
                    by matthijstieleman
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                    In 2029 we'll have pistols in space that we don't need to reload.
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                      Posted, 4th December 2010
                      by matthijstieleman
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                      In 2029 we'll arm experiment-monkeys with guns and aspirins.
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                        Posted, 4th December 2010
                        by matthijstieleman
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                        Before the monkeys kicked the crap out of the humans, they first learned basic empire organization from them, such as Senate and army.
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                          Posted, 4th December 2010
                          by matthijstieleman
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                          Funnily enough, the way Thade came to power has surprising resemblances with Hitler.
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                            Posted, 4th December 2010
                            by matthijstieleman
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                            All the humans look like cave-men except for one girl
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                              Posted, 4th December 2010
                              by matthijstieleman
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                              In an alternate timeline, General Thade is exactly like Abrahman Lincoln. He's a tall skinny man who fought for equality in the Civil War and is forever remembered in D.C, even though the whole film established Thade as a rather short ape who thinks the completely opposite of Lincoln.
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                                Posted, 3rd March 2014
                                by agentdc7
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                                Even some of the cast members don't understand the end of this movie.
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                                  Posted, 24th September 2014
                                  by Footballfan
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                                  Make your reboot stand out from the original by having the most famous quote spoken by some random character.
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                                    Posted, 24th September 2014
                                    by Footballfan
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                                    Contrary to popular belief, Apes will not throw poo when excited.
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                                      Posted, 9th October 2014
                                      by zikzak393
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