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This list was started on 22nd May 2010 by thugz4real
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When aliens take human shapes, they look like homosexual Scandinavians. (It's not the first time)
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    Posted, 22nd May 2010
    by thugz4real
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    When the driver hits the emergency brakes on a NYC subway, the train accelerates to warp speed.
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      Posted, 22nd May 2010
      by thugz4real
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      If you have the bad luck of being in a plane crash, you will not die by the crash hit itself, but you will be running on fire until you die.
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        Posted, 22nd May 2010
        by thugz4real
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        A computer search will be required to understand the significance of the numbers 9-11-01.
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          Posted, 22nd May 2010
          by thugz4real
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          There will be live broadcasts even when the Earth is ending.
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            Posted, 22nd May 2010
            by thugz4real
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            If you dont get a chance to say goodbye to a close friend or work colleague just before the onset of apocalypse do not worry; you are bound to see them again standing by a subway waving at you.
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              Posted, 22nd May 2010
              by thugz4real
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              News reports will report deaths accurately, so that you can verify your theory about a bunch of numbers.
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                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                by thugz4real
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                Nicholas Cage facing the apocalypse can be even more amusing than Mark Wahlberg running away from a gust of wind.
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                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                by thugz4real
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                If you put two children from earth in the middle of a strange planet, they will look unaffected and immediately run towards a big tree.
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                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                by thugz4real
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                Aliens forecasting the end of the world find it relevant to include comparatively minor plane and train crashes which will all be made redundant by the solar flare anyways.
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                  Posted, 21st June 2010
                  by Bull Kilgore
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                  Aliens will tempt children to go with them by showing them horrible images of animals burning and then giving them store bought bunnies.
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                    Posted, 22nd May 2010
                    by thugz4real
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                    Everyone in New York dresses in all black.
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                      Posted, 22nd May 2010
                      by thugz4real
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                      If you are an MIT teacher and you need to get to your Dads house just before the apocalypse you WILL be able to drive down packed riot filled streets in your car with no problem even tho no one else can.
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                        Posted, 22nd May 2010
                        by thugz4real
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                          Posted, 22nd May 2010
                          by thugz4real
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                          If you leave your children alone in the car while in a gas station, new age looking aliens will steal your car with your children in it.
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                            Posted, 22nd May 2010
                            by thugz4real
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                            Aliens are Caucasian and only rescue white kids.
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                              Posted, 22nd May 2010
                              by thugz4real
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                              If for years aliens keep popping up and giving you black stones dont tell anyone just collect them and dot them about your house.
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                                Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                by thugz4real
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                                If hiding in a cave is the way to survive the apocalypse, then Bin Landen's got it made.
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                                  Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                  by thugz4real
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                                  If the world is ending, you don't need to close the door of your vehicle when exiting it.
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                                    Posted, 26th January 2011
                                    by mike3489
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                                    Aliens can blind you by opening their mouth.
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                                      Posted, 22nd May 2010
                                      by thugz4real
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                                      Nicholas Cage's reaction to just about everything is to drink his beer and then sigh.
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                                        Posted, 26th August 2010
                                        by Bow2yurmaster
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                                        Alien/angels who apparently work for god, who clearly know exactly what will happen for all time, need to whisper to a kid's grandma and drive her crazy to ensure that they will be able to come and kidnap the chosen grandkid in the eleventh hour of the apocalypse.
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                                          Posted, 26th November 2010
                                          by Thalidomide Squid
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                                          Alien/angels from god apparently need spaceships to travel.
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                                            Posted, 26th November 2010
                                            by Thalidomide Squid
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                                            It doesn't matter if you decipher the page of numbers because we're takin yer kid anyways.
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                                              Posted, 26th November 2010
                                              by Thalidomide Squid
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                                              Only white kids are invited. Sorry.
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                                              • 5th February 2011 by AJwest
                                                don't forget about the bunnies
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                                              Posted, 26th November 2010
                                              by Thalidomide Squid
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                                              Discovering a list of dates of disasters really has nothing to do with your child being selected to populate another planet since the aliens probably could take the children anytime they want.
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                                                Posted, 19th December 2010
                                                by Bugman
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                                                Just because you're angels who know exactly what's gonna happen in the future doesn't mean you're still not procrastinators.
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                                                  Posted, 26th November 2010
                                                  by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                  If you're an MIT scientist, your mind will tell you to stay away from a mysterious page of numbers.
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                                                    Posted, 26th November 2010
                                                    by Thalidomide Squid
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                                                    Black river rocks are a sign that aliens have been around.
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                                                      Posted, 19th December 2010
                                                      by Bugman
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                                                      Nicholas Cage just wasted his time on discovering truth behind the numbers cause the aliens were planning on rescuing a few kids around the world and bunnies; the rest of the human race is doomed.
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                                                        Posted, 5th February 2011
                                                        by AJwest
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                                                        MIT professors have jet fuel, flame retardant hands and rain coats.
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                                                          Posted, 7th March 2011
                                                          by KDubbz
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                                                          Alien trees look exactly like earth trees.
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                                                            Posted, 29th March 2011
                                                            by Kittykitty
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                                                            Incredibly advanced aliens think the following is an appropriate way to repopulate a world: Choose two children who are years away from breeding age. Dress them in pressed white linen with no shoes. Drop them on an alien world that features no shelter except a big tree. Leave them with no provisions apart from two white rabbits.
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                                                              Posted, 29th March 2011
                                                              by Kittykitty
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                                                              Even though Nicolas Cage was right about the numbers, and Rose Byrne believed him most of the movie, she just reverts back in the end and emphatically shouts, "I don't believe you!"
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                                                                Posted, 25th November 2012
                                                                by Tanker19K
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                                                                Apparently Rose Byrne didn't have enough time to wait for Nicholas Cage to find out what the last numbers were, but she had enough time to watch a news broadcast at the gas station when she already knows what is about to happen.
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                                                                  Posted, 25th November 2012
                                                                  by Tanker19K
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