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Shaun of the Dead

Shaun of the Dead
This list was started on 24th May 2010 by thugz4real
There are 53 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 27th February 2015

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Wanna survive the zombie apocalypse? Hide in a pub with lots of windows facing the zombies. You'll be more than safe.
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    Posted, 24th May 2010
    by thugz4real
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    Don't say the zed-word. It's ridiculous.
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      Posted, 24th May 2010
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      Ed is funny to have around because he can impersonate an Orangutan. F*ck-a-doodle-doo!
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        Posted, 24th May 2010
        by thugz4real
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        Zombies look vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
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          Posted, 24th May 2010
          by thugz4real
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          Dogs CAN look up!
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            Posted, 24th May 2010
            by thugz4real
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            Shawn's got red on him.
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              Posted, 24th May 2010
              by thugz4real
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              Remember: There is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie.
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                Posted, 24th May 2010
                by thugz4real
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                There's a girl in the garden.
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                  Posted, 24th May 2010
                  by thugz4real
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                  The front door is open, AGAIN!
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                    Posted, 24th May 2010
                    by thugz4real
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                    When getting rid of old records, throw the Batman soundtrack
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                      Posted, 26th May 2010
                      by Dominic
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                      If you have a pole with a tether ball, attempt to hit the undead with the ball first, don't even let the thought of impaling him with it first creep into your head.
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                        Posted, 3rd June 2010
                        by The Cincinnati Kid
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                        If your best friend turns into a zombie, you should play Timesplitters with him.
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                          Posted, 21st December 2010
                          by Kustom
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                          Zombies like singing along to "White Lines".
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                            Posted, 26th May 2010
                            by Dominic
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                            The dead are strong enough to rip a man apart.
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                              Posted, 3rd June 2010
                              by The Cincinnati Kid
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                              If you want to drive the Jag, crash the car you already have.
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                                Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                Your easily irritable flat mate will appear at the worst time
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                                  Posted, 12th July 2010
                                  by Darkmolerman
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                                  The jukebox is set on random for fuck's sake! However, if Queen is playing, I'm alright with it.
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                                    Posted, 14th December 2010
                                    by Cjv95
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                                    How did the stupid people get across the road overridden with zombies? They pretended to be zombies.
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                                    • 15th June 2012 by Movie Genius
                                      Which was basically just moaning and waving their arms around. It's not like they had rotting flesh and a taste for brains anyway.
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                                    Posted, 24th May 2010
                                    by thugz4real
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                                    Would anyone like a peanut?
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                                      Posted, 26th May 2010
                                      by Dominic
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                                      Everyone else had weapons, but only Shaun got to use one.
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                                        Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                        by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                        The undead will have a position in society.
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                                          Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                          by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                          Some cell phones calls are very very important.
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                                            Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                            by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                            The shot gun decoration is probably real.
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                                              Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                              by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                              If you don't have any training in handling a real weapon, you and your friends can act as a single entity to operate a shot gun.
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                                              • 24th February 2011 by howler
                                                I hate to be the one to correct you but it's a rifle. I figure I'll do so politely as opposed to someone who may want to tear your head off.
                                              • 24th February 2011 by howler
                                                I hate to be the one to correct you but it's a rifle. I figure I'll do so politely as opposed to someone who may want to tear your head off.
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                                              Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                              by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                              "OH CRAP...the Zombies are breaking in...let's sit down with a pint and think about what to do next!"
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                                                Posted, 4th June 2010
                                                by TiffYG2133
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                                                The next time I beat up someone, it will be in sync with whatever music being heard at the moment or have a song prepared in advance.
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                                                  Posted, 9th July 2010
                                                  by FERIS
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                                                  During a zombie apocalypse, any other people you run into will have the exact same group make up as the group you are in.
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                                                    Posted, 12th October 2010
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                                                    Your smooth when you give your mum's flower to your chick.
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                                                      Posted, 21st December 2010
                                                      by Kustom
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                                                      If your stepdad drives you in his jag, don't forget your mars in his jag.
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                                                        Posted, 21st December 2010
                                                        by Kustom
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                                                        If you're a librarian-lookin' motherf*cker, and you're in panic, you should probably face your back to the door where ALL the zombies are at.
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                                                          Posted, 21st December 2010
                                                          by Kustom
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                                                          If you get hit by a dart in the head, you should just pull it out and wrap it up with your red tie.
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                                                            Posted, 21st December 2010
                                                            by Kustom
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                                                            These zombies only bite people to turn them into zombies, so don't worry about being covered in blood and guts.
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                                                              Posted, 15th June 2012
                                                              by Movie Genius
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                                                              An old man who has a reputation for always being surrounded by women will be eaten by only female zombies.
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                                                                Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                Sometimes you can get somewhere by moaning.
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                                                                  Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                  Before you set the bar on fire, make sure you have all essential weapons. Like bullets.
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                                                                    Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                    Make sure you close the front door so a one armed zombie can't get in.
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                                                                      Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                      It's smart to call a man "Four Eyes" when he takes his glasses off.
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                                                                        Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                        Take car. Go to mums. Kill step dad. Go to Liz's. Grab Liz. Go to the Winchester. Have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.
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                                                                          Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                          Some people are concerned about the speed limit even in a zombie apocalypse.
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                                                                            Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                            Shaun didn't call Diane a failed actress.
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                                                                              Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                              The nerdy guy always ends up wanting to shoot someone. Especially if it's his rival's mum.
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                                                                                Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                                Your boyfriend being ripped to shreds is a perfectly good reason to open the door and let all the zombies in.
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                                                                                  Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                                  Tidy your friend's house then have a few beers and mess it up again when you've finished.
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                                                                                    Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                                    When Shaun stops laughing, Ed will stop farting.
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                                                                                      Posted, 14th September 2014
                                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                                      He's not Shaun's boyfriend!
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                                                                                        Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                                                        by zikzak393
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                                                                                        Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
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                                                                                          Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                                                          by zikzak393
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                                                                                          Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!
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                                                                                            Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                                                            by zikzak393
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                                                                                            To recap, it is 'vital' that you stay in your homes. Make no attempt to reach loved ones, and avoid all physical contact with the assailants.
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                                                                                              Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                                                              by zikzak393
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                                                                                              PLEASE CAN WE... JUST CALM... THE FUCK... DOWN!
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                                                                                                Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                                                                by zikzak393
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                                                                                                Shaun's gotta do a wee first.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 27th February 2015
                                                                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                                                                  All of the newsreaders and television presenters are real people portraying themselves.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 27th February 2015
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