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Transporter 3

Transporter 3
This list was started on 25th May 2010 by thugz4real
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This list was last updated on 21st April 2012

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After pulling your car out of a river, it will still run fine.
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    Posted, 25th May 2010
    by thugz4real
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    You may be able to easily take down groups of weapon-weilding thugs all day long but you can't take the keys out of a slutty Ukranian girl's hand.
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      Posted, 25th May 2010
      by thugz4real
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      You can shoot a machine gun at the car in front of you but no bullets will hit it.
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        Posted, 25th May 2010
        by thugz4real
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        There is enough air in your tires to inflate a duffle bag to the extent that it will float a car.
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          Posted, 25th May 2010
          by thugz4real
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          You can cause your car to easily flip onto 2 wheels by swerving a lot.
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            Posted, 25th May 2010
            by thugz4real
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            If a Russian, er.. Ukranian, chick wants to get freaky with you and you don't want to, you're "The Gay."
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              Posted, 25th May 2010
              by thugz4real
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              If you walk in to a gas station's store and throw down a 50 euro you can stroll around the store, open what food you want, and then piss on the floor.
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                Posted, 25th May 2010
                by thugz4real
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                After kicking the crap out of the "big one," there will always be a random rose in a vase in a car shop for you to throw on him.
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                  Posted, 25th May 2010
                  by thugz4real
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                  Ukranian sluts are always hungry or tired.
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                    Posted, 25th May 2010
                    by thugz4real
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                    Being thrown through a concrete block wall headfirst causes you no harm whatsoever.
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                      Posted, 25th May 2010
                      by thugz4real
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                      While crippling a band of thugs, it's important to drop a car onto a couple of their heads to show you mean business.
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                        Posted, 25th May 2010
                        by thugz4real
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                        If you're running out of weapons, you can always use your clothes!
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                          Posted, 25th May 2010
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                          If you're on a bridge surrounded by thugs, and they begin firing at your bulletproof car, your best bet is slam on the gas and drive off the bridge entirely [instead of pausing for a moment and thinking of a better plan].
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                            Posted, 25th May 2010
                            by thugz4real
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                            It is possible to kick through the window of a bulletproof car.
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                              Posted, 25th May 2010
                              by thugz4real
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                              If you ever need to stay close behind a speeding car just grab a bicycle and pedal hard.
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                                Posted, 25th May 2010
                                by thugz4real
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                                You can separate 40,000 lb moving train cars with one hand by taking out 1 pin. There we be no pull or drag from the cars behind it.
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                                  Posted, 25th May 2010
                                  by thugz4real
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                                  If Teabag is your boss don't question orders.
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                                    Posted, 25th May 2010
                                    by thugz4real
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                                    You can kick through a car window and hit the person in the driver seat with enough force to send them flying over the center console and out through the locked passenger side door.
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                                      Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                      A Mercedes-Benz E320 can keep up with a 500 horsepower Audi S8.
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                                        Posted, 25th May 2010
                                        by thugz4real
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                                        It's possible to drive by a deserted gas station on a deserted road and miss the shiny black car that your looking for, only to have to stop to urinate 50 feet away, and then realize that the target was right behind you.
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                                          Posted, 25th May 2010
                                          by thugz4real
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                                          You can shield yourself from an explosion happening 25 feet away from you INSIDE of a train car by simply hiding behind a seat.
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                                            Posted, 25th May 2010
                                            by thugz4real
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                                            The Ukrainian way for saying that you are gay is: you're "the gay."
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                                              Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                              Jason Statham is not a good fisherman.
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                                                Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                by thugz4real
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                                                You can act like Donald Trump and say "your fired" only when you kick someone out of the drivers seat of your car by coming in through the window.
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                                                  Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                  You always need to remember to catch your coat before it falls onto the ground while still being on the hook.
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                                                    Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                    Car mechanics are able to hack into the Pentagon files in their workshop.
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                                                      Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                      If you need help from a friend show up unannouced and park in his living room.
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                                                        Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                        by thugz4real
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                                                        If a humongous, muscle-bound oaf shows up in front of you, chances are he's "the big one."
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                                                          Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                          Your French inspector friend continues to be the coolest cat in the movies.
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                                                            Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                            Bad guys always shout "O shit!" before going off a cliff.
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                                                              Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                              It is in Jason Statham's Contract to remove his shirt at least once in every film he is in.
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                                                              • 29th July 2010 by ryan corderman
                                                                I believe Ryan Reynolds has that in his contract as well.
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                                                              Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                              On empty roads there are always two trucks trying to overtake each other.
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                                                                Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                French paramedics are the worst. They will take an injured driver to a hospital without checking the car for other possibly hurt passengers. And they don't even take a closer look at the driver and start asking questions about weird looking jewelry that they can't remove before taking X-Rays.
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                                                                  Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                  A Mercedes flying off a cliff will bump just once and then explode while laying motionless on the ground.
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                                                                    Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                    If you concentrate hard enough you will eventually catch a fish.
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                                                                      Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                      Your can be laying in the back seat of a car as it drives through a brick wall and you will STILL be in the back seat, and not on the floor.
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                                                                        Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                        by thugz4real
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                                                                        Audis have spare driver side-windows.
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                                                                          Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                                                          If I want to kill your nemesis, drop your weapon just before confronting him.
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                                                                            Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                            To defeat the "big one" one must use two watermelons as boxing gloves, oh wait that's the second one. Every transporter movie has the "big one."
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                                                                              Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                              You can drive on a train.
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                                                                                Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                Every audience wants to hear about what some European girl had for dinner last night, when watching an action movie. Multiple times.
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                                                                                  Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                                  by Bull Kilgore
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                                                                                  Jason Statham can keep up with a speeding Audi on a BMX. Either that or the othe guy is a lousy driver.
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                                                                                    Posted, 19th April 2012
                                                                                    by qwkslvr
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                                                                                    Russians and Ukrainians are different people.
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                                                                                      Posted, 19th April 2012
                                                                                      by qwkslvr
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                                                                                      A small bangle holds enough explosives to blow up a full sized ambulance.
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                                                                                        Posted, 21st April 2012
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