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Eagle Eye

Eagle Eye
This list was started on 25th May 2010 by thugz4real
There are 56 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 19th April 2015

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This supercomputer can derail a train, bomb a tunnel with a military jet, take out every police car in a high speed chase, break you out of a federally secured building, sneak special defense items through airport security, and hack into every electrical object known to man...... yet for some interesting reason it needed a human to break into its own system.
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    Posted, 25th May 2010
    by thugz4real
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    Coffee vibrates when you speak.
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      Posted, 25th May 2010
      by thugz4real
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      Nobody will notice you stealing a cellphone in a crowded train.
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        Posted, 25th May 2010
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        You can take three bullets from Secret Service agents and still be alive!
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          Posted, 25th May 2010
          by thugz4real
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          Destroying the camera on a bad ass super computer automatically kills the computer.
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            Posted, 25th May 2010
            by thugz4real
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            You can easily hide inside a military cargo plane and no one will notice you.
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              Posted, 25th May 2010
              by thugz4real
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              A computer can be so powerful that it can kill two agents trying to shut it down immediately by taking control of a military jet and bombing a tunnel, but in order to kill the president it must invoke some absurdly complex plot involving a trumpet and a specific note in a song.
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                Posted, 25th May 2010
                by thugz4real
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                An all powerful supercomputer is too lazy to back up its files until immenent shut down is at hand.
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                  Posted, 25th May 2010
                  by thugz4real
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                  The FBI has a special version of Photoshop that can transform a blown-up 30x30 pixel image from a shaky video-surveillance cam into Full-HD.
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                    Posted, 25th May 2010
                    by thugz4real
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                    High voltage wires can be triggered remotely to fall and hit someone.
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                      Posted, 25th May 2010
                      by thugz4real
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                      When you tell a guard the code that means someone is trying to assassinate the president, he will let you through and do nothing else.
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                        Posted, 25th May 2010
                        by thugz4real
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                        The FBI badge will only get you through the first guard. However, dressing up as a cop will grant you access all the way to the president.
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                          Posted, 25th May 2010
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                          When broken sounds play on the subway PA system saying "Jerry Shaw is a terrorist", point to the white kid and accuse him.
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                            Posted, 25th May 2010
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                            A Porsche with keys in the ignition parked on a busy street will NEVER get stolen.
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                              Posted, 25th May 2010
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                              Wearing a baseball cap is sufficient enough to "change one's appearance."
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                                Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                An All-Knowing Super Computer who knows everything about you and your personality will provide a car for you that you can't drive.
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                                  Posted, 25th May 2010
                                  by thugz4real
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                                  FBI IDs do not have a photo of the agent on them.
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                                    Posted, 25th May 2010
                                    by thugz4real
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                                    You have to fire 3 shots in the air near the President to stop a music performance because only one shot might not be enough, and might keep you from being shot yourself.
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                                      Posted, 25th May 2010
                                      by thugz4real
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                                      Shooting 3 shots next to the president only attracts one secret service guy.
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                                        Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                        Pharmaceutical companies ship experimental heart medications with armed guards in suitcases that are timed to open on their own. Oh and the medication is shipped in injectors ready to be used on a whim.
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                                          Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                          The halls around capitol hill are mostly deserted during the state of the union address.
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                                            Posted, 25th May 2010
                                            by thugz4real
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                                            When a computer tells you to jump from a great height, you will survive.
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                                              Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                              You can tell that someone is an amateur if they hold their shotgun like a gangster.
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                                                Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                by thugz4real
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                                                Your friends will never call you to find out where you went and if everything is alright after you randomly receive a phone call and leave the bar to never return. Your job won't try to call you either when you randomly don't show up or call.
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                                                  Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                  Japanese Tourists are the most trusting people in the world. They'll let panicky, sweaty strangers being pursued by the police get on their private charter bus after one phone call from a supercomputer.
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                                                    Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                                    Gunshots are the only way to distract a President giving a State of the Union speech.
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                                                      Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                      Super computers are basically thousands of yellow spheres surrounding a big red one.
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                                                        Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                                        U.S. cities have missile equipped Predators on standby, just in case they have to unblock rush hour traffic.
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                                                          Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                          If you have a secret level 36 in your building, always put a button in the elevator labeled '36' in case someone important forgets about it.
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                                                            Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                            Your landlady has no problem opening your door to FedEx employees carrying boxes labelled "poison" and other highly suspicious words.
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                                                            • 4th May 2013 by qwkslvr
                                                              If fedex didn't have any problems, why should she?
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                                                            Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                            A trumpet is a deadly weapon... especially against the president.
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                                                              Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                                              When there're 2 guns pointing at your head, try to take one and don't care about the other.
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                                                                Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                After you avoid death from a military jet, there will be no more attempts on your life from a computer that can control any electronic instantly.
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                                                                  Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                  Only 2 people in the world notice messages and hacked images on various public screens and displays from a government super-computer that, apparently lazy, genius programmers did not thoroughly test and could not tell it had serious bugs.
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                                                                    Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                    For some reason it's important to teach a super-computer the entire US constitution instead of just giving it a simple algorithm to follow.
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                                                                      Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                      Only women need motivation to help evil super computers.
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                                                                        Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                        by thugz4real
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                                                                        Uniformed guards protecting the POTUS can wander around with a +3 day beard and don't raise suspicion.
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                                                                          Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                                          A Porsche Cayenne V6 (the manual transmission gave it away) can outrun lighter and quicker Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptors and also take a shit load of abuse but still keep on going and going and going.
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                                                                            Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                            Paralegals make $11 an hour and apparently are able to own a house with no child support.
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                                                                            • 22nd April 2013 by nee
                                                                              You forgot the child, music lessons, and weekly drinks at the bar
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                                                                            Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                            When you jab a metal crowbar into a electrical-spark-shooting eye while drenched in water, you will receive no injuries whatsoever at all.
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                                                                              Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                              No matter how smart a computer gets, it will always refer to women as "female."
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                                                                                Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                Don't use your brother's first name as a password.
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                                                                                  Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                  by thugz4real
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                                                                                  There is internet in the strangest places and machines.
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                                                                                    Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                    by thugz4real
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                                                                                    A computer in a building will have a camera accurate enough to read sound vibrations off a coffee mug through a window glass.
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                                                                                      Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                      by thugz4real
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                                                                                      Even if your phone is off but with the battery still in it, the government can tune in and listen to nearby conversations.
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                                                                                        Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                        by thugz4real
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                                                                                        You can eject a pilot out of an F-16 via remote control.
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                                                                                          Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                          by thugz4real
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                                                                                          Military aircraft can ignore airport shutdowns by the FBI.
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                                                                                            Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                            by thugz4real
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                                                                                            TSA is still missing important stuff in carry-ons.
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                                                                                              Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                              by thugz4real
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                                                                                              TSA will let you through unmolested as long as you prominently display a firearm and loudly yell "FBI."
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                                                                                                Posted, 25th May 2010
                                                                                                by thugz4real
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                                                                                                If you need to fire shots to disrupt a state of the union address, stand up on a desk so you become an easy target.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 25th May 2010
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                                                                                                  Super computers can also feel pain, they will squeal like a rat if you break one of their camera lenses.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 13th October 2010
                                                                                                    by mojarras
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                                                                                                    So that's what has become of Vic Mackey!
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                                                                                                      Posted, 13th October 2011
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                                                                                                      Shia LaBeouf, the Decepticons are watching your every move...
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                                                                                                        Posted, 9th July 2010
                                                                                                        by FERIS
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                                                                                                        If you crash head on into another car, your car will be rocketed 40 ft in the air.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 13th October 2010
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                                                                                                          The US air force has no reason to be alarmed in the event of unauthorized activation of a missile-armed drone heading towards Washington DC during the president's state of the union address.
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                                                                                                            Posted, 15th December 2012
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                                                                                                            If you speak in a room and want nobody to hear what you are saying make sure there is no coffee in the room.
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