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Little Mermaid

Little Mermaid
This list was started on 7th December 2009 by Kidoushuu
There are 52 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 13th January 2012

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It's a good idea to make a deal with a sea-witch, just disregard all the polyps around you who lost their souls to her, they probably had it coming.
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    Posted, 7th December 2009
    by Kidoushuu
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    Even the king of the sea has trouble handling a teenage daughter.
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      Posted, 7th December 2009
      by Kidoushuu
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      When needing a kiss to break a spell its always better to wait for the prince to make the first move instead of, you know, leaning over and kissing him.
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        Posted, 26th December 2009
        by Halfsh0t
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        No Disney movie has ever had, nor will ever have, two functioning parental units in the film at the same time without one of them getting severely injured/dead.
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        • 19th August 2011 by Alaurien
          Mulan has both parents :D ...course her dad is sick damn >w
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        Posted, 7th December 2009
        by bookfreak
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        Crabs can teach humans how to kiss :)
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          Posted, 22nd December 2009
          by Abrina7
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          They're eating your father's subjects and your dearest companions by the hundreds, but that's okay, you still love them and want to be just like them, right?
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            Posted, 13th December 2009
            by ThunderRollin
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            Even if she doesn't know what a fire is, or why it burns, she knows how to react to burning, when touching a picture of fire...
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              Posted, 16th December 2009
              by sapphire0kisses
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              You have to change yourself to be with the one you love.
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                Posted, 7th December 2009
                by Kidoushuu
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                "It's better down where it's wetter, take it from me."
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                  Posted, 7th December 2009
                  by Kidoushuu
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                  Prejudice and segregation are acceptable plot devices in Disney films.
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                    Posted, 7th December 2009
                    by Kidoushuu
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                    There is no need for a dating period or engagement, it's best to skip straight to the wedding.
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                      Posted, 7th December 2009
                      by Kidoushuu
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                      It's perfectly acceptable to fall in love with the hot chick with fins that saved your life even though you've no idea what her pesonality is.
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                        Posted, 7th December 2009
                        by chibi master
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                        Fathers will always hate their daughter's crush/boyfriend, especially if he is from another species.
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                          Posted, 7th December 2009
                          by Isis10
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                          Crabs make exceptional composers.
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                            Posted, 8th December 2009
                            by ChiakiEiji
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                            Upon discovering that your daughter is a kleptomaniac, the solution is not to confront the problem and get her help, it's to destroy her possessions and ignore the issue.
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                              Posted, 13th April 2010
                              by pingu
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                              A 16 year old is never content with their life. Never.
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                                Posted, 7th December 2009
                                by Kidoushuu
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                                If you are a prince sailing on your boat and it just so happens to crash, you will be saved by a hot mermaid while the majority of your crew perishes.
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                                  Posted, 24th December 2009
                                  by nikkabee
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                                  Forks, or "dinglehoppers," make great combs.
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                                    Posted, 7th December 2009
                                    by Kidoushuu
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                                    Female teenage mermaids have a tendency to stalk humans.
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                                      Posted, 7th December 2009
                                      by WyndiWingfall
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                                      Scuttle knows EVERYTHING.
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                                        Posted, 8th December 2009
                                        by Rose
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                                        A gullible little fish and an even smaller crab make perfectly acceptable watchdogs.
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                                          Posted, 13th December 2009
                                          by ThunderRollin
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                                          Would you hurry up and KISS the girl already?
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                                            Posted, 14th December 2009
                                            by irg19
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                                            The Little Mermaid, helping keep alive the believe that it is in fact healthy to have an abdomen that is half the size of your thorax (ahem, her upper chest)
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                                              Posted, 7th December 2009
                                              by LadyDaralis
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                                              The children definitely didn't know Ariel was naked when she first turned into a human and was washed up on shore.
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                                                Posted, 27th December 2009
                                                by Vampiremoon762
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                                                Looks don't matter. It's all in the personality. Oh...waaait...
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                                                  Posted, 28th February 2010
                                                  by anonymous
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                                                  its never a good thing to try and find a pretty girl with a pretty voice...it just leads to trouble
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                                                    Posted, 6th April 2010
                                                    by megz baby
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                                                    Love is deaf.
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                                                      Posted, 15th August 2011
                                                      by missshinobi
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                                                      Ariel was naked O.o ...and Sebastian, Skuttle and Flounder saw her !!!!
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                                                        Posted, 19th August 2011
                                                        by Alaurien
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                                                        Don't underestimate the importance of body language.
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                                                          Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                          by Optimus Thunder
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                                                          Getting stuffed with bread won't hurt if you're dead.
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                                                            Posted, 13th January 2012
                                                            by Optimus Thunder
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