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Goodfellas

Goodfellas
This list was started on 26th May 2010 by Dominic
There are 54 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th May 2016

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Don't buy Morrie's wigs! Even though it says in the commercial that they won't fall off, they actually will if you are getting strangled by a telephone cord!
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    Posted, 31st May 2010
    by waydaddy6
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    The best way to stop mail coming to your house is to have someone shove the mailman's head into a pizza oven!
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      Posted, 14th June 2010
      by waydaddy6
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      Ever since Henry Hill could remember, he's always wanted to be a gangster.
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        Posted, 26th May 2010
        by Dominic
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        Joe Pesci should go home and get his shine box.
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          Posted, 26th May 2010
          by Dominic
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          If you are a mobster, you get served Italian food in prison.
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            Posted, 26th May 2010
            by Dominic
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            The two most important things in life are 1) never rat on your friends and 2) always keep your mouth shut.
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              Posted, 18th March 2011
              by djMADsKiLLz
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              When Henry Hill asks for spaghetti with marinara sauce outside of NYC, he gets egg noodles with ketchup.
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                Posted, 26th May 2010
                by Dominic
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                Almost every mobster's nephew is named either Paul or Peter, and they're all married to girls named Marie.
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                  Posted, 8th March 2011
                  by AshBlaze
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                  Nobody goes to jail unless they want to.
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                    Posted, 18th March 2011
                    by djMADsKiLLz
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                    Joe Pesci has an attitude.
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                      Posted, 26th May 2010
                      by Dominic
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                      After beating the crap out of someone, keep them locked in the trunk of your car, drive to your mom's house and eat some food with her, then stab the person multiple times in the stomach and finally shoot them for good measure.
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                        Posted, 26th May 2010
                        by Dominic
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                        Waking up with your wife pointing a gun to your face is a bad start to the morning.
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                          Posted, 26th May 2010
                          by Dominic
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                          Samuel L. Jackson is always late, even to his own funeral.
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                            Posted, 8th March 2011
                            by AshBlaze
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                            Don't whack a Made guy.
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                              Posted, 8th March 2011
                              by AshBlaze
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                              When viewing dead bodies still sitting in a car, the instrumental portion of the song "Layla" somehow becomes creepier than any part of the score from any horror film you've ever seen.
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                                Posted, 22nd March 2012
                                by smanack
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                                Old black guitarists are unreliable for getting rid of trucks, they go get high instead.
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                                  Posted, 26th May 2010
                                  by Dominic
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                                  Robert De Niro ruined his shoe when he was stomping on Billy Batts's face.
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                                    Posted, 26th May 2010
                                    by Dominic
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                                    Say everything twice.
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                                      Posted, 17th October 2010
                                      by Owl Capone
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                                      Busting a bottle over a Host's head is forgivable in a public setting, as long as you're a funny guy...
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                                        Posted, 8th March 2011
                                        by AshBlaze
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                                        It takes less than half a second, (and a total pause) for someone to decide whether or not someone's gonna get whacked.
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                                          Posted, 8th March 2011
                                          by AshBlaze
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                                          If you're part of a crew, your murderers come with smiles, they come as your friends, they're the people who've cared for you all of your life, and they always seem to come at a time when you're at your weakest and most in need of their help.
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                                            Posted, 8th March 2011
                                            by AshBlaze
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                                            One day some of the kids from the street helped my mother carry the groceries up to the apartment... Ya know why? It was out of respect.
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                                              Posted, 8th March 2011
                                              by AshBlaze
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                                              When the cops assign an army to get you, you make them partners.
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                                                Posted, 8th March 2011
                                                by AshBlaze
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                                                When going POV into a club, make sure you introduce the whole gang, so everyone's a friend, and can't be identified in a line-up...
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                                                  Posted, 8th March 2011
                                                  by AshBlaze
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                                                  Cooking Tip: Use a razor blade to slice the garlic so thin that it will liquify in the pan with a little oil. And don't put too much onions in the sauce.
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                                                    Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                    by djMADsKiLLz
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                                                    The way Henry figures, everybody has got to take a beating now and again.
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                                                      Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                      by djMADsKiLLz
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                                                      It is customary to tip the busboy $100 for keeping the ice cubes cold.
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                                                        Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                        by djMADsKiLLz
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                                                        In the months following a big heist, it is best not to spend money in a way that is evident to others in the community. This includes new cars, fur coats, etc...
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                                                          Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                          by djMADsKiLLz
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                                                          Having a friend who is a made man is almost as good as being a made man yourself.
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                                                            Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                            by djMADsKiLLz
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                                                            In prison dinner is always a big thing.
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                                                              Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                              by djMADsKiLLz
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                                                              There is indeed a way to get Morrie to shut up, but it involves a sharpened screw driver, awl or similar instrument.
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                                                                Posted, 18th March 2011
                                                                by djMADsKiLLz
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                                                                Joe Pesci doesn't like to be a funny guy.
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                                                                  Posted, 25th June 2011
                                                                  by Mizterwildace
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                                                                  In Joe Pesci's mom's painting, one dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way and the old guy is saying "Whadda ya want from me?"
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                                                                    Posted, 30th August 2013
                                                                    by Drancis
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                                                                    Never bust a wise guy's testicles. You could end being pounded on by him and his comrades.
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                                                                      Posted, 26th June 2014
                                                                      by Gerald
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                                                                      How is Tommy funny? I don't know. He's just funny, ya know.
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                                                                        Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                                        If someone is wearing a huge poofy coat to a prison visit, they're probably smuggling stuff in.
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                                                                          Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                                          That paw part of the deer is called a hoof.
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                                                                            Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                                            Mobster wives wear cheap makeup and talk about how bad their kids are all day.
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                                                                              Posted, 31st January 2015
                                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                                              Billy Batts fucked kids like that in the can, in the ass.
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                                                                                Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                by goldfish
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                                                                                You got to have the pork. That's the flavor.
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                                                                                  Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                  by goldfish
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                                                                                  Jimmy has never met a ball buster like Morrie in his whole life.
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                                                                                    Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                    by goldfish
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                                                                                    She'll kill him, but she won't divorce him.
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                                                                                      Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                      by goldfish
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                                                                                      A Jew broad is prejudice against Italians.
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                                                                                        Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                        by goldfish
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                                                                                        Lois needs her lucky hat, she won't fly without it.
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                                                                                          Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                          by goldfish
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                                                                                          Spider is fa fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck.
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                                                                                            Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                            by goldfish
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                                                                                            That fuckin' bandage on Spider's foot is bigger than his fuckin' head.
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                                                                                              Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                              by goldfish
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                                                                                              When they found Carbone in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them three days to thaw him out for the autopsy.
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                                                                                                Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                                by goldfish
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                                                                                                There is a whore living in 2R.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                                  by goldfish
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                                                                                                  Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him Spitshine Tommy. I swear to God! Now he'd make your shoes look like fuckin' mirrors. 'Scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. He made a lot of money, too, Ah salud, Tommy.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                                    by goldfish
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                                                                                                    Paulie likes his steak medium rare.
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                                                                                                      Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                                      by goldfish
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                                                                                                      Stacks Edwards' drink is better than sex.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 13th February 2015
                                                                                                        by goldfish
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                                                                                                        They call him Jimmy Two-Times because he always says everything twice.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 6th May 2016
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