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Office Space

Office Space
This list was started on 31st May 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
There are 27 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 26th February 2015

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"Excuse me...I think you have my stapler!"
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  • 5th June 2010 by Mariabfoxy
    I didn't vote up on this cause of the post, it's cause the movie is AWESOME
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Posted, 4th June 2010
by TiffYG2133
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Nothing says "take this job and shove it" like beating the hell out of that pesky copy machine.
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    Posted, 31st May 2010
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    Show up to work and evaluation with a nonchalant, "I-don't-give-a-f*ck" attitude, and you'll get promoted to upper management in no time.
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    • 3rd June 2010 by nikkabee
      I wish this worked in the real world.
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    Posted, 31st May 2010
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    Don't take the quiet squirly guy's stapler.
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      Posted, 31st May 2010
      by KungFuMasterLarry
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      You can never have enough pieces of flair if you work at a casual-themed restaurant.
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        Posted, 31st May 2010
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        If you embezzle money, and you forget some mundane detail, chances are you won't go to a resort prison. It's federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for you, motherf*cker!
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          Posted, 31st May 2010
          by KungFuMasterLarry
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          "Superman 3" is all the inspiration you need to embezzle money from the job you hate.
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            Posted, 31st May 2010
            by KungFuMasterLarry
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            If you fail to commit suicide from running the car in the garage, the drunk driver that hits you when you bag out will nearly get the job done for you!
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              Posted, 31st May 2010
              by KungFuMasterLarry
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              A "Jump to Conclusions" mat that you patented is a bad idea, but at least it'll come to fruition when you get a large settlement from an auto accident.
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                Posted, 31st May 2010
                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                Promos featuring a guy covered in Post-It notes will not be in the movie.
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                  Posted, 3rd June 2010
                  by The Cincinnati Kid
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                  if you're friend tells you that your girlfriend slept with a guy who has the same last name as your boss, make sure you find out his first name before confronting her with this information, as it may be another guy with the same last name
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                    Posted, 13th June 2010
                    by waydaddy6
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                    Hard work and diligence is the fastest way to be fired.
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                      Posted, 4th August 2010
                      by miquonranger03
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                      Take the creepy guy seriously.
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                        Posted, 4th August 2010
                        by miquonranger03
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                        He could burn the building down.
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                        • 18th December 2014 by zikzak393
                          He could burn the resort down, too.
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                        Posted, 12th October 2010
                        by no
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                        Just because someone's name is Michael Bolton, it doesn't mean that they are related to that singer guy.
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                          Posted, 2nd January 2011
                          by jkpetrich
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                          If IniTech ships a few more products (thus making more money) the undervalued employee that put all the hard work in to make it happen won't see another dime.
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                            Posted, 10th September 2011
                            by DamnHollywood
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                            Quitting a job that you despise is never an option. You would rather break the law by stealing from it.
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                              Posted, 25th March 2012
                              by qwkslvr
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                              If you don't have a window-facing cube, just knock the wall down, no one will say anything.
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                                Posted, 27th March 2012
                                by qwkslvr
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                                TPS reports are really important.
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                                  Posted, 27th March 2012
                                  by qwkslvr
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                                  If you tell a girl you just met your complex plan to embezzle money from a company, you have no reason to worry that she'd go tell the authorities.
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                                    Posted, 8th November 2013
                                    by Deejeezy
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                                    You can take your company's fax machine out of a building to destroy it, and you'll never be questioned about it.
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                                      Posted, 8th November 2013
                                      by Deejeezy
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                                      If you come up with a complex scheme to steal money using a computer virus, make sure your decimal point placement is accurate.
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                                        Posted, 8th November 2013
                                        by Deejeezy
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                                        No matter the size of the cake, it will be enough to feed every single person in your office (except maybe one), no matter how big the pieces are that they cut.
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                                          Posted, 8th November 2013
                                          by Deejeezy
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                                          No matter the size of the cake, it will be enough to feed every single person in your office (except maybe one), no matter how big the pieces are that they cut.
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                                            Posted, 8th November 2013
                                            by Deejeezy
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                                            ''This movie was cut entirely on a computer.''
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                                              Posted, 26th February 2015
                                              by zikzak393
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                                              I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. ''Oh... Oh... Oh!'' You know what I'm talkin' about. ''Oh!''
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                                                Posted, 26th February 2015
                                                by zikzak393
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                                                You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.
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                                                  Posted, 26th February 2015
                                                  by zikzak393
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