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Spider-Man

Spider-Man
This list was started on 31st May 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
There are 51 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 22nd July 2015

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Peter Parker sure is a good costume designer/maker, especially with no money.
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  • 10th March 2011 by Len
    He draws well too!
  • 20th June 2010 by TiffYG2133
    And he can sew like a pro too!!
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Posted, 5th June 2010
by agentdc7
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Don't EVER tell Willem Dafoe he's out of a job.
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    Posted, 31st May 2010
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    If the kid you've been bullying suddenly sends your other bully friend clear across the hallway with a punch to the chest, call him a "freak" anyway. Certainly a guy with clearly superhuman strength couldn't do the same to you if he wanted.
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    Posted, 31st May 2010
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    Those tiny hooks on your fingers can help you cling to walls, even if you have your shoes on.
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    • 15th August 2012 by Max
      And gloves
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    Posted, 10th March 2011
    by Len
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    You can manage to say "ohh" with a total casual face before being hit by your own sharp glider blades.
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      Posted, 23rd October 2010
      by Andershp
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      If you can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, you can certainly get a picture of Spiderman.
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        Posted, 11th November 2010
        by Bombay Sapphire
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        With great power comes great responsibility
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          Posted, 2nd March 2011
          by The Other You
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          Mary Jane likes to take dangerous shortcuts through dark scary alleys with lots of hoodlums around.
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            Posted, 10th March 2011
            by Len
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            Spider-man tastes like Peter Parker
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              Posted, 3rd June 2010
              by The Cincinnati Kid
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              You dont' get to pick your own stage name.
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                Posted, 3rd June 2010
                by The Cincinnati Kid
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                A bite from a radioactive spider will give you superpowers, turn your once-frail frame buff, as well as the implication of a larger cock.
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                  Posted, 31st May 2010
                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                  Even the closest and clearest pictures of a webslinging superhero can't impress the likes of J. Jonah Jameson.
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                    Posted, 31st May 2010
                    by KungFuMasterLarry
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                    If you have the upper hand against your archnemesis, consider yourself done for once you threaten his girl.
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                      Posted, 31st May 2010
                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                      You know for certain you're crazy once you start talking to yourself in the mirror.
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                        Posted, 31st May 2010
                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                        You can easily be identified as a "photographer" when a camera is draped around your neck.
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                          Posted, 11th November 2010
                          by Bombay Sapphire
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                          Your web is strong enough to hold up a detached tram but you'd never thing of using it to slow down the goblin.
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                            Posted, 26th November 2010
                            by Thalidomide Squid
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                            That "free" toaster is going to cost Aunt May $100.
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                              Posted, 10th March 2011
                              by Len
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                              Don't worry, MJ. You'll get him in the sequel.
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                                Posted, 31st May 2010
                                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                Spider-Sense: The Superhero's Answer to Bullet-Time.
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                                  Posted, 31st May 2010
                                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                                  When Macho Man feels like beating up amateurs, he'll adopt the name Bonesaw.
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                                    Posted, 5th June 2010
                                    by agentdc7
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                                    I guess prowrestling is real.
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                                      Posted, 5th June 2010
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      Grabbing a railing will break your fall from any distance.
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                                        Posted, 5th June 2010
                                        by agentdc7
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                                        Green Goblin likes to catch random objects that fly out of the window and throw them back before making an entrance.
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                                          Posted, 5th June 2010
                                          by agentdc7
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                                          You beat up the person who has been bullying you for years FREAK!!!
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                                            Posted, 23rd October 2010
                                            by Andershp
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                                            Sleazy J.Jonah Jameson would rather die than give up the location of Peter Parker.
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                                              Posted, 10th March 2011
                                              by Len
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                                              With your one arm wrapped around Mary Jane, you can still shoot webs and swing from building to building with the other arm.
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                                                Posted, 10th March 2011
                                                by Len
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                                                One bite from a radioactive spider will cure your shortsightedness.
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                                                  Posted, 18th August 2011
                                                  by missshinobi
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                                                  The refusal to stop harassing someone can result in his father firing his father.
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                                                    Posted, 20th March 2012
                                                    by Max
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                                                    Those tiny hooks in your hands you use to climb walls doesn't effect when you hold peoples hands such as Mary Jane's.
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                                                      Posted, 11th December 2012
                                                      by Dazs
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                                                      With great power comes...
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                                                        Posted, 11th December 2012
                                                        by Dazs
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                                                        Fat people eat jelly donuts for breakfast. They will also eat out of the side on the second bite so the jelly will ooze out and make them look sloppy.
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                                                          Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          All 17 year old high schoolers look like 27 year old adults.
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                                                            Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            If the spider that bit you was Blue and Red, you should probably make your costume Blue and Red.
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                                                              Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              Some girls cannot see a huge puddle of orange juice right in front of them.
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                                                                Posted, 4th May 2014
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                If the Green Goblin surrenders to you, don't trust him.
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                                                                  Posted, 26th August 2014
                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                  A baby wrapped in a blanket can be rescued from a burning building and not have any soot on it.
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                                                                    Posted, 26th August 2014
                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                    Accidentally shooting a web at a food tray won't grab the attention of the guy sitting a few inches away from it.
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                                                                      Posted, 26th August 2014
                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                      When a police officer manages to lose a thief right in front of you, he'll berate you for letting him go.
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                                                                        Posted, 27th August 2014
                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                        Don't tell Harry.
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                                                                          Posted, 19th October 2014
                                                                          by DreamerBoy
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                                                                          If you're an wrestler and give yourself the nickname The Human Spider, you suck.
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                                                                            Posted, 8th June 2015
                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                            If somebody told you this was a happy little tale, somebody lied.
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                                                                              Posted, 8th June 2015
                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                              Don't spit in the Goblin's face if he offers to be your friend.
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                                                                                Posted, 8th June 2015
                                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                                Misery misery misery. That's what Peter chose.
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                                                                                  Posted, 8th June 2015
                                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                                  MJ and Goblin are gonna have a hell of a time.
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                                                                                    Posted, 8th June 2015
                                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                                    Goblin lifted his hand out of the ground first because Sam Raimi wants us to remember he directed Evil Dead.
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                                                                                      Posted, 8th June 2015
                                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                                      Peter would like to tell you that was him sitting next to MJ on the bus. Or heck, even the fat guy sat in front.
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                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2015
                                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                                        We should all give Spider Man one big hug.
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                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2015
                                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                                          A moth to the flame is pathetically predictable.
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                                                                                            Posted, 22nd July 2015
                                                                                            by DreamerBoy
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                                                                                            No one says no to the Green Goblin.
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                                                                                              Posted, 22nd July 2015
                                                                                              by DreamerBoy
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                                                                                              Only fools are heroes because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice.
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                                                                                                Posted, 22nd July 2015
                                                                                                by DreamerBoy
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                                                                                                The head of Marvel Studios' exact words when they decided to reboot the entire Spider-Man film series were 'Back to formula.'
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                                                                                                  Posted, 22nd July 2015
                                                                                                  by DreamerBoy
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