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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
This list was started on 1st June 2010 by Anon
There are 44 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 6th November 2015

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Wearing the same underwear glorifying a dancing peanut for 3 years is considered worship.
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    Posted, 1st June 2010
    by Anon
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    Tears will undoubtedly save any main character after they have already died.
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      Posted, 1st June 2010
      by Anon
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      His majesty's receding hairline is honestly nothi- BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!
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        Posted, 17th June 2010
        by Anon
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        I'm not bald! I'm THINNING!
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          Posted, 19th November 2010
          by coolme16405
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          You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
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            Posted, 1st June 2010
            by Anon
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            If you're a man, you can jump off a cliff into a monster infested trench.
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              Posted, 19th November 2010
              by coolme16405
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              A Triple-Berry Goober Sunrise has roughly the same alcoholic content as a shot of Jack Daniel's.
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                Posted, 1st June 2010
                by Anon
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                Mr. Krabs thinks SpongeBob is acting like a jackass.
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                Posted, 1st June 2010
                by Anon
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                You fly can be down and you may not even be wearing pants.
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                  Posted, 1st June 2010
                  by Anon
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                  SpongeBob has won Employee of the Month award 362 consecutive times.
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                  • 16th July 2011 by tina270
                    that's like more than 30 years. So spongebob is a lot older than you thought
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                  Posted, 1st June 2010
                  by Anon
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                  David Hasselhoff has control; he also has pressurized man-boobs.
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                    Posted, 1st June 2010
                    by Anon
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                    A fish can still wear fishnets.
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                      Posted, 28th March 2011
                      by Beanie
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                      Hair-in-a-Can is extremely dangerous. Never have a squire apply it to your head anywhere close to eye level!
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                        Posted, 14th October 2012
                        by Keely
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                        They're not laughing at you. They're laughing next to you.
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                          Posted, 1st June 2010
                          by Anon
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                          You need to be a man to be a manager. Otherwise, they'd call it a kidager. You understandager?
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                            Posted, 1st June 2010
                            by Anon
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                            Now that they're men, so many things have changed that they just had to put it all in a rousing musical number.
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                              Posted, 1st June 2010
                              by Anon
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                              Grannys offering ice cream are the ecsa or fishbait used by frogfish.
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                                Posted, 1st June 2010
                                by Anon
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                                a seeweed mustache is not a real mustache
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                                  Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                  by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                  Starfish are not the most intelligent creatures, shocking I know!
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                                    Posted, 4th June 2010
                                    by TiffYG2133
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                                    Pirates have feelings too!
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                                      Posted, 17th June 2010
                                      by Gladys
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                                      You're a goofy goober we're all goofy goobers!
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                                        Posted, 8th August 2010
                                        by jacobdfl
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                                        Spongebob loves to get chocolate wasted. (Grownups reference)
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                                          Posted, 17th July 2011
                                          by tina270
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                                          "Hey get up and go scrape up your friend over there, Patrick hey wassup buddy?"
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                                            Posted, 6th August 2011
                                            by lessonslearned
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                                            A paper bag will substitute for a royal crown.
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                                              Posted, 10th December 2011
                                              by PointMan528491
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                                              If the sprinkler system in a sea-themed gift shop is activated the dead fish will come back to life.
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                                                Posted, 10th December 2013
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                                                All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron of the bar.
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                                                  Posted, 18th August 2014
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                                                  Shut someone up by throwing a chair at their face.
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                                                    Posted, 4th September 2014
                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                    It's okay to have alcohol jokes in a kids movie.
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                                                      Posted, 4th September 2014
                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                      A tough-as-hell biker bar has a Goofy Goober CD ready to play just in case they find any babies.
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                                                        Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                        You can be mistaken for a baby just by coughing.
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                                                          Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                          Apparently nobody in a bar finds it weird if you get them all together just to tell them you need to find a bathroom.
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                                                            Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                            It's a good idea to sneak into your grumpy neighbours shower while he's in there and scrub his back until he notices.
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                                                              Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                              Squidward cares more about his paycheque than his boss who has just been frozen.
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                                                                Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                Building a new Krusty Krab next to the original and then never showing it again after the movie is okay if it's sort of important to the plot.
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                                                                  Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                  If something is lemon scented, it can't fail.
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                                                                    Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                    If someone tells you they're planning to take over the world, wish them good luck and be on your way.
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                                                                      Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                      Pirates will go to great lengths to get tickets to this movie.
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                                                                        Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                        It's okay to rip someone's mouth off if they make a joke about your hat.
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                                                                          Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                          A vicious, motorcycle riding assassin can have a name as threatening as Dennis.
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                                                                            Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                            It takes more than 5 dollars to get an assassin to leave you alone.
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                                                                              Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                              David Hasselhoff can stand up even if he's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
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                                                                                Posted, 6th September 2014
                                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                                If you go into a bar to retrieve your stolen car key from the guy who stole your car from you hours before, he won't recognize you.
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                                                                                  Posted, 19th November 2014
                                                                                  by username
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                                                                                  This entire movie still isn't as good as the Band Geeks episode.
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                                                                                    Posted, 7th February 2015
                                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                                    You still have a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
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                                                                                      Posted, 6th November 2015
                                                                                      by DennisTheMenace
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