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Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man 2
This list was started on 1st June 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
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This list was last updated on 14th March 2016

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If Spider-Man can't beat you into submission, Aunt May and her handbag certainly will!
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    Posted, 1st June 2010
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    Your Aunt May, who has lived with you for years, can't recognize your voice when you're in a superhero costume.
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    • 10th May 2011 by kvn8907
      And people mock Batman for actually changing what his voice sounds like in costume.
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    Posted, 13th March 2011
    by KDubbz
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    If you've built an experimental machine using a small piece of a rare element, which nearly levels an entire building and kills a roomful of innocent people, do what anyone would do: build an even bigger version of it using an even larger sample of said rare element. What's the worse that could happen?
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    • 12th May 2011 by KungFuMasterLarry
      Emphasis on the word "NEARLY".
    • 10th May 2011 by kvn8907
      Technically, it diestroyed the building but only killed one person. The rest of them got away.
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    Posted, 1st June 2010
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    The best place to test a prototype reactor is inside a building in the middle of a densely populated metropolis with a bunch of news reporters, rather than in the desert with teams of highly trained scientists.
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      Posted, 21st June 2010
      by Bull Kilgore
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      If you run a fledgling pizza business that guarantees 30-minute delivery or the pizza's free, send your one employee that's constantly late. On his moped.
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        Posted, 1st June 2010
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        Ordinary civilians, who don't possess superhuman strenth or agility, will truly believe that they stand a chance against a man with large metal tentacles attached to his back.
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        • 10th May 2011 by kvn8907
          Train-full of normal people standing up to said man with large metal tentacles attached to his back: "I'm Sparticus!"
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        Posted, 1st June 2010
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        If you are late for a play, the usher will make fix your appearance and not let you in.
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        • 10th May 2011 by kvn8907
          Only relevent if the usher is Bruce Campbell.
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        Posted, 3rd June 2010
        by The Cincinnati Kid
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        A device that is basically a series of metal tentacles will be given an AI that's evil.
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          Posted, 11th May 2011
          by kvn8907
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          Senselessly hating a do-gooder superhero is all good until your daughter-in-law-to-be is kidnapped and he's nowhere to be found.
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            Posted, 1st June 2010
            by KungFuMasterLarry
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            If you're a superhero and unmask yourself before a train of civilians, don't worry. They won't tell anybody they saw your face. Not a soul.
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            • 10th May 2011 by kvn8907
              I have a feeling few people knew who he is, but he's going to get a lot of people afterwards going "Hey, it's you! You're the guy that saved the el-train full of people I was in!" And he'd be like "Shut up shut up shut up!"
            • 25th March 2011 by AKenjiB
              exactly what I thought. same thing happened with the....Hannah Montana movie. WTF?
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            Posted, 1st June 2010
            by KungFuMasterLarry
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            You can have the power of the sun in the palm of your hand.
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              Posted, 3rd June 2010
              by The Cincinnati Kid
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              If you get mad cuz a bully took your girl, your eyesight will improve.
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                Posted, 3rd June 2010
                by The Cincinnati Kid
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                Launching a Saturn into a coffee house will cause the car company to go bankrupt.
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                  Posted, 3rd June 2010
                  by The Cincinnati Kid
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                  That guy that looks like Bruce Campbell can't seem to keep a steady job. One day he's a wrestling announcer, then a play usher, and then a restaurant host.
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                  • 30th July 2010 by ryan corderman
                    HAHA no problem agentdc7. I am just joking around with you.
                  • 30th July 2010 by agentdc7
                    Whoops. Thanks for noticing.
                  • 29th July 2010 by ryan corderman
                    Restaurant HOSTESS! did Bruce Campbell get a sex change!!!
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                  Posted, 4th June 2010
                  by agentdc7
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                  As long as you have money, you can still buy the fusion parts you need despite being a wanted criminal.
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                    Posted, 30th July 2010
                    by agentdc7
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                    Even superheroes gotta take the elevator sometimes.
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                      Posted, 1st June 2010
                      by KungFuMasterLarry
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                      Peter Parker is so unlucky that he can't even get an hors d'oeurve.
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                        Posted, 1st June 2010
                        by KungFuMasterLarry
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                        Super powers and all, you're still a dork in a run-down apartment complex.
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                          Posted, 3rd June 2010
                          by The Cincinnati Kid
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                          A prototype fusion reactor that isn't working yet is more breakthrough than a set of smart artificial arms that can think on their own.
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                            Posted, 4th June 2010
                            by agentdc7
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                            No one will complain from any intense heat or radiation exposure from a small sun.
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                              Posted, 10th March 2011
                              by agentdc7
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                              When you see 100 shards of glass flying your way, just stand there and scream.
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                                Posted, 20th March 2011
                                by KDubbz
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                                Go ahead, run into a building engulfed in flames. It won't hurt you so long as you don't touch the flames. Convection schmection!
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                                  Posted, 10th May 2011
                                  by kvn8907
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                                  How does Doc Ock survive punches to the face from Spiderman who can hold up a building? The doc was a mortal with robot tentacles on his back.
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                                  • 13th April 2013 by randy
                                    you dont get this site, do you
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                                  Posted, 28th September 2012
                                  by catmunch1
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                                  Best way to get valuable information from a person is to throw a car at him.
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                                    Posted, 13th April 2013
                                    by randy
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                                    Mary Jane stood up her fiancé at the wedding. She also dumped Harry and Flash. She constantly needs saving and complains to Peter about not giving her enough attention and what she wants. What a b!tch.
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                                      Posted, 26th March 2014
                                      by agentdc7
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                                      It's okay to eat a pizza you just found laying on your balcony.
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                                        Posted, 9th September 2014
                                        by Footballfan
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                                        If your running on top of a building, you will age an additional 30 years.
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                                          Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                          by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                          In New York City, there is no woman hotter than Mary Jane.
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                                          • 21st March 2012 by agentdc7
                                            Personally, I thought the girls that crowded around Aunt May when Spidey left looked better than Kirsten Dunst. But I personally think Kirsten Dunts looks horrible as Mary Jane.
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                                          Posted, 13th March 2011
                                          by KDubbz
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                                          A device that only needs enough computing power to move 4 tentacles and arms will be inexplicibly given enough computing power to take over a person's mind.
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                                            Posted, 11th May 2011
                                            by kvn8907
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                                            As long as you are drunk, you can humiliate and repeatedly slap spider-man and get away with it.
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                                              Posted, 13th April 2013
                                              by randy
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                                              It doesn't matter that you have 4 giant mechanical limbs on your back, you still have to wear sun glasses in order for nobody to recognize you. And these glasses better be glued to you, in order to not fall during an intense on-top-of-the-train fight.
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                                                Posted, 13th April 2013
                                                by randy
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                                                Spider man punched Doctor Octopus over a dozen times in the face and never broke his glasses. Aunt May gives him one whack with her umbrella and shatters his lens. Either Aunt May is really strong or Spidey throws sissy punches.
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                                                  Posted, 24th March 2014
                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                  When you trip on your own feet, everyone around you will disappear and be replaced by completely different people.
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                                                    Posted, 24th March 2014
                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                    Punch Peter Parker. He bleeds.
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                                                      Posted, 24th March 2014
                                                      by agentdc7
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                                                      When you simply lay your hand on a car, the alarm will go off.
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                                                        Posted, 26th March 2014
                                                        by agentdc7
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                                                        Jonah Jameson is the same size as Peter Parker (extended version).
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                                                          Posted, 26th March 2014
                                                          by agentdc7
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                                                          It's very professional for actresses to stare into the audience every now and then to see if someone is there while in the middle of saying a line.
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                                                            Posted, 11th May 2014
                                                            by agentdc7
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                                                            Mom says if I work out, get plenty of rest and eat my green vegetables, I can do a backflip off of a moped... it doesn't work.
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                                                              Posted, 11th May 2014
                                                              by agentdc7
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                                                              If your last name is Octavius, there's a chance you are destined to have something to do with the number 8.
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                                                                Posted, 11th May 2014
                                                                by agentdc7
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                                                                If broken glass flies at your face and kills you, you will have no cuts on your face whatsoever when the paramedics take your body away.
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                                                                  Posted, 11th May 2014
                                                                  by agentdc7
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                                                                  Captain John Jameson is handsome, heroic, and delicious. I wonder what he tastes like.
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                                                                    Posted, 11th May 2014
                                                                    by agentdc7
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                                                                    Spider Man can get slammed head on by a train and just continue fighting like it didn't happen (extended version).
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                                                                      Posted, 26th August 2014
                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                      If you need to rob a bank but also need to hide the four extra arms strapped to your back, wear a big coat. That way, when you need your extra arms, you can tear a perfect circle in the coat and the arms will instantly appear.
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                                                                        Posted, 26th August 2014
                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                        When a garbage man finds a superhero costume, the first place he takes it is the local newspaper editor's office.
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                                                                          Posted, 26th August 2014
                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                          "Anymore bright ideas?" Yeah, good idea to mock the guy trying to save your life. It's not like he can just jump off and leave you to crash or anything.
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                                                                            Posted, 26th August 2014
                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                            Otto Octavius likes to begin his presentations with a bad joke.
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                                                                              Posted, 26th August 2014
                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                              When Doc Ock tells you that you're getting on his nerves, he will briefly sound like Batman.
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                                                                                Posted, 30th August 2014
                                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                                Make sure the bicycle wheel is properly fixed before you spin it for fun.
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                                                                                  Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                                  You can almost run over your boss and he'll only be mad because you're late.
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                                                                                    Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                                    If you're an ex-superhero, you don't need to help the police. Just keep eating your hotdog and walk away.
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                                                                                      Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                                                      by Footballfan
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                                                                                      A good way to end a montage is a 2 second freeze-frame of Peter Parker smiling.
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                                                                                        Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                                        Getting smacked in the chest by a metal claw won't result in any pain or discomfort. And the claw will even catch your drink for you.
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                                                                                          Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                                          When a villain throws a car through a cafe window, nobody will check to see if the people in the cafe are okay. Instead, everyone within 100 yards will panic and run.
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                                                                                            Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                                                            by Footballfan
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                                                                                            If you're a regular civilian, you don't need to help a teenager being mugged.
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                                                                                              Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                                              Peter doesn't separate his whites from his colours.
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                                                                                              • 9th September 2014 by Creamlord666
                                                                                                Even worse - his red-and-blue costume dyed his whites red-and-blue instead of purple.
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                                                                                              Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                                                              by Footballfan
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                                                                                              It's difficult to choose which suit to wear to a play. Your tuxedo, or your Spider-Man suit.
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                                                                                                Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                                                                by Footballfan
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                                                                                                Asking your boss for an advance will make him burst into laughter.
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                                                                                                  Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                                                                  by Footballfan
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                                                                                                  Peter doesn't approve of the original Spider-Man theme song. Especially if it's being badly sung by an Asian lady with a violin.
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                                                                                                    Posted, 9th September 2014
                                                                                                    by Footballfan
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                                                                                                    PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... You serious?!!!
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                                                                                                      Posted, 19th October 2014
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                                                                                                      When you've got two people in your grasp and you've got the chance to throw them to their deaths, make sure you throw them one at a time so the hero has a chance to save them.
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                                                                                                        Posted, 8th June 2015
                                                                                                        by Footballfan
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                                                                                                        If all else fails, make the train go faster.
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                                                                                                          Posted, 8th June 2015
                                                                                                          by Footballfan
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                                                                                                          Society photographers are prone to getting hit in the head by polo balls.
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