If you've built an experimental machine using a small piece of a rare element, which nearly levels an entire building and kills a roomful of innocent people, do what anyone would do: build an even bigger version of it using an even larger sample of said rare element. What's the worse that could happen? (2) Comments
The best place to test a prototype reactor is inside a building in the middle of a densely populated metropolis with a bunch of news reporters, rather than in the desert with teams of highly trained scientists. (0) Comments
I have a feeling few people knew who he is, but he's going to get a lot of people afterwards going "Hey, it's you! You're the guy that saved the el-train full of people I was in!" And he'd be like "Shut up shut up shut up!"
Mary Jane stood up her fiancé at the wedding. She also dumped Harry and Flash. She constantly needs saving and complains to Peter about not giving her enough attention and what she wants. What a b!tch. (0) Comments
It doesn't matter that you have 4 giant mechanical limbs on your back, you still have to wear sun glasses in order for nobody to recognize you. And these glasses better be glued to you, in order to not fall during an intense on-top-of-the-train fight. (0) Comments
Spider man punched Doctor Octopus over a dozen times in the face and never broke his glasses. Aunt May gives him one whack with her umbrella and shatters his lens. Either Aunt May is really strong or Spidey throws sissy punches. (0) Comments
If you need to rob a bank but also need to hide the four extra arms strapped to your back, wear a big coat. That way, when you need your extra arms, you can tear a perfect circle in the coat and the arms will instantly appear. (0) Comments