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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
This list was started on 3rd June 2010 by HermanoBluth
There are 44 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 26th June 2015

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Acidic poison can burn through human flesh but not regular fabric robes.
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    Posted, 4th June 2010
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    Persians had a British accent.
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      Posted, 3rd June 2010
      by HermanoBluth
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      Want to be a prince? Throw an apple at a guy.
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        Posted, 4th June 2010
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        Building a ladder of Arrows WHILE climbing the wall is awesome.What can possibly go wrong??
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          Posted, 4th June 2010
          by vaporise
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          Apparently, if you release the sands of time the world will NOT come to an end as everyone thinks, instead it will take you back in time exactly where you need to go.
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            Posted, 10th October 2010
            by mojarras
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            When facing a suicide mission, send the black guy.
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              Posted, 10th October 2010
              by mojarras
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              Don't worry if you forget the Prince's name. They'll keep saying it over and over again.
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                Posted, 3rd June 2010
                by HermanoBluth
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                The black-sheep prince of a Persian royalty family likes to fight for recreation when important strategies are being planned by the rest of his family.
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                  Posted, 4th June 2010
                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                  When handling Acidic Poison don't wear protection on your hands, you probably won't get burned.
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                    Posted, 10th October 2010
                    by mojarras
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                    Persian royalty were actually white guys.
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                      Posted, 28th December 2010
                      by MusicManD
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                      Penis jokes are timeless.
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                        Posted, 3rd June 2010
                        by HermanoBluth
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                        Ostrich races can be fixed very easily.
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                          Posted, 3rd June 2010
                          by HermanoBluth
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                          Shallow action movies are good places to criticize political events.
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                            Posted, 3rd June 2010
                            by HermanoBluth
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                            The best way to get across symbolism, allegories, and morals is to slam it over the audiences head in the first fifteen minutes.
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                              Posted, 3rd June 2010
                              by HermanoBluth
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                              The prince can figure things out with little information on a given subject in less than two minutes.
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                                Posted, 4th June 2010
                                by The Cincinnati Kid
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                                Red apples will turn green when throwing them..
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                                  Posted, 4th June 2010
                                  by vaporise
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                                  When looking for an action hero, who better than the guy from "Brokeback Mountain?" And if that guy isn't available, get the other guy.
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                                    Posted, 28th December 2010
                                    by MusicManD
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                                    When jumping from several stories, 24 inches of water will easily break your fall.
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                                      Posted, 28th December 2010
                                      by MusicManD
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                                      You can't have an ostrich race with ONE OSTRICH!
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                                        Posted, 28th December 2010
                                        by SPCAndyJ
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                                        Many centuries later and they're still looking for those weapons (of mass destruction) in the Middle-East.
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                                          Posted, 19th November 2011
                                          by IkidUnot
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                                          The extras spoke Arabic in Persia!
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                                            Posted, 4th June 2010
                                            by vaporise
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                                            Hassansins were Ninjas of Persia..
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                                              Posted, 5th June 2010
                                              by vaporise
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                                              Words will not harm your enimies, we have swords for that!
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                                                Posted, 8th June 2010
                                                by TiffYG2133
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                                                Princess is worth at least Two camels.
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                                                  Posted, 9th June 2010
                                                  by vaporise
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                                                  A poisoned robe doesn't kick in until after some banter but as soon as people try to get it off it burns to the touch.
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                                                    Posted, 18th June 2010
                                                    by behappyandeat
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                                                    Never trust uncle Jafar.
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                                                      Posted, 15th October 2010
                                                      by Theil
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                                                      All enemy troops must march out in rank and file, shouting, "Hut hut hut hut!"
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                                                        Posted, 28th December 2010
                                                        by MusicManD
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                                                        When making a movie and you claim to have a princess of vast beauty, make sure that the shot that immediately follows isn't her at her ugliest.
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                                                          Posted, 28th December 2010
                                                          by MusicManD
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                                                          Ah, so you thought an ancient Persian film couldn't involve a shootout scene? Well you were WRONG!
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                                                            Posted, 28th December 2010
                                                            by MusicManD
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                                                            Right before they are about to kill someone, assassins are distracted WAY too easy.
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                                                              Posted, 5th November 2011
                                                              by SPCAndyJ
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                                                              The chick who played the princess was hot
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                                                                Posted, 9th August 2014
                                                                by smartguy360
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                                                                Alanis Morissette must be present in every Disney action movie.
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                                                                  Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                  by HermanoBluth
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                                                                  If the Prince stutters, you know he's in love with you.
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                                                                    Posted, 3rd June 2010
                                                                    by HermanoBluth
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                                                                    A poisoned robe doesn't kick in until after some banter but as soon as people try to get it off it burns to the touch.
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                                                                    Posted, 18th June 2010
                                                                    by behappyandeat
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                                                                    Before Nadia Comaneci, there was the Prince of Persia
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                                                                      Posted, 21st June 2010
                                                                      by eprometheus
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                                                                      You know what they say about men with big swords..
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                                                                        Posted, 15th October 2010
                                                                        by BlackHayate
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                                                                        Where the hell did they take lots of clothes from???
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                                                                          Posted, 18th August 2011
                                                                          by Alaurien
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                                                                          Gandhi turned out to be a bad guy after all.
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                                                                            Posted, 1st December 2012
                                                                            by qwkslvr
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                                                                            If you have a time dagger and you can use it to hide it somewhere else BEFORE the invasion, don't do that or there won't be any plot for some mediocre movie like Prince of Persia.
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                                                                              Posted, 3rd August 2013
                                                                              by randy
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                                                                              Ancient Persians used western numbers in their easily fixed ostrich rides.
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                                                                                Posted, 26th June 2015
                                                                                by Garga
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                                                                                Ostriches have suicide tendencies.
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                                                                                  Posted, 26th June 2015
                                                                                  by Garga
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