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Airplane

Airplane
This list was started on 5th June 2010 by HermanoBluth
There are 43 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 1st February 2015

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Nothing says cheery sing-a-long like a kid struggling for air in the background.
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    Posted, 5th June 2010
    by HermanoBluth
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    You can tell him. He's a doctor.
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      Posted, 5th June 2010
      by HermanoBluth
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      Disco does not live forever at WZAZ in Chicago.
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        Posted, 24th July 2010
        by cosmo262
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        Don't call him Shirley.
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          Posted, 5th June 2010
          by HermanoBluth
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          Ted Striker is a menace to everyone in the air, including the birds.
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            Posted, 5th June 2010
            by HermanoBluth
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            The white zone is for LOADING and UNLOADING of passengers, not the red zone.
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              Posted, 5th June 2010
              by HermanoBluth
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              "Famous Jewish Sports Stars" is great light reading material.
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                Posted, 5th June 2010
                by HermanoBluth
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                Johnny can make anything out of weather briefings.
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                  Posted, 5th June 2010
                  by HermanoBluth
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                  Headquarters is a big building where generals meet, but that's not really important.
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                    Posted, 5th June 2010
                    by HermanoBluth
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                    Don't ever let Rex Kramer drive.
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                      Posted, 24th July 2010
                      by cosmo262
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                      No one knows what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot.
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                        Posted, 24th July 2010
                        by cosmo262
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                        Leon's getting larger.
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                          Posted, 12th October 2010
                          by no
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                          Airplane pilots like gladiator movies, have seen other men naked, and have been in a Turkish prison.
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                            Posted, 5th June 2010
                            by HermanoBluth
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                            Ted Striker's dance moves were really the inspiration for John Travolta's moves in Saturday Night Fever.
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                              Posted, 5th June 2010
                              by HermanoBluth
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                              Foreign villager kids are pros at basketball.
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                                Posted, 5th June 2010
                                by HermanoBluth
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                                Ted Striker's past makes for great suicidal material.
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                                  Posted, 5th June 2010
                                  by HermanoBluth
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                                  She takes it black, like her men.
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                                    Posted, 5th June 2010
                                    by HermanoBluth
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                                    Roger Murdock is really Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
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                                      Posted, 5th June 2010
                                      by HermanoBluth
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                                      Steve picked the wrong week to quit smoking/sniffing glue/taking amphetamines.
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                                        Posted, 5th June 2010
                                        by HermanoBluth
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                                        Old ladies speak perfect jive
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                                          Posted, 14th June 2010
                                          by waydaddy6
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                                          NBA superstars who become airplane co-pilots are really touchy when it comes to criticism about their style of play.
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                                            Posted, 21st July 2010
                                            by SPCAndyJ
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                                            Don't have the fish.
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                                              Posted, 23rd July 2010
                                              by SPCAndyJ
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                                              The plane looks like a big Tylenol.
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                                                Posted, 12th October 2010
                                                by no
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                                                He REALLY wants you to know they're all counting on you.
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                                                  Posted, 12th October 2010
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                                                  The plane is sluggish, like a wet sponge.
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                                                    Posted, 12th October 2010
                                                    by no
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                                                    Planes don't get lost because the flight crew are all on instruments.
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                                                      Posted, 12th October 2010
                                                      by no
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                                                      Talking about loading zones is really code for asking someone to get an abortion.
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                                                        Posted, 12th October 2010
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                                                        May day is the Russian new year.
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                                                          Posted, 12th October 2010
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                                                          It's a damn good thing he doesn't know you hate his guts.
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                                                            Posted, 12th October 2010
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                                                            Buying a ticket is a good enough reason to let people die in a plane crash.
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                                                              Posted, 12th October 2010
                                                              by no
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                                                              Jim neither has a second cup of coffee nor vomits at home.
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                                                                Posted, 12th October 2010
                                                                by no
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                                                                Ranging between 900 and 1300 feet is a real ass hole thing to do.
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                                                                  Posted, 12th October 2010
                                                                  by no
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                                                                  A singing airline hostess and a nun's guitar are a lethal combo.
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                                                                    Posted, 12th October 2010
                                                                    by no
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                                                                    It's alright to get on a flight and leave a man in your taxi with the counter running.
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                                                                      Posted, 18th September 2012
                                                                      by twisties224
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                                                                      Airline Jets have reverse.
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                                                                        Posted, 1st February 2015
                                                                        by zikzak393
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                                                                        Assuming crash positions can be taken literally.
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                                                                          Posted, 1st February 2015
                                                                          by zikzak393
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                                                                          Be very careful trying to close the hood on a jet after checking the oil level. It's a long way down.
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                                                                            Posted, 1st February 2015
                                                                            by zikzak393
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                                                                            Pouring a lot of lights onto the runway can be taken literally.
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                                                                              Posted, 1st February 2015
                                                                              by zikzak393
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                                                                              Combining clothes dryers and air traffic control radar units can be efficient.
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                                                                                Posted, 1st February 2015
                                                                                by zikzak393
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                                                                                Ted Striker has been nervous many times.
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                                                                                  Posted, 1st February 2015
                                                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                                                  Captain Oveur cake make a guess for another two hours.
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                                                                                  Posted, 1st February 2015
                                                                                  by zikzak393
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                                                                                  Echo's in your head can be very distracting when you're trying to concentrate on flying a plane.
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                                                                                    Posted, 1st February 2015
                                                                                    by zikzak393
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                                                                                    Runway lights are plugged into an outlet in the air traffic control tower.
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                                                                                      Posted, 1st February 2015
                                                                                      by zikzak393
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