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Fright Night

Fright Night
This list was started on 5th June 2010 by KungFuMasterLarry
There are 15 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 20th March 2012

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A horror movie buff won't have the slightest idea of what tools to use to defend himself when a vampire is coming to get him.
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    Posted, 5th June 2010
    by KungFuMasterLarry
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    If you're a vampire, it's probably not a good idea to have flimsy blinds in the basement in which you sleep in case some people trying to kill you using the sunlight.
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      Posted, 5th June 2010
      by KungFuMasterLarry
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      If you just moved into the neighborhood and you have a habit of offing young women on a nightly basis, it's probably a good idea to make sure all the blinds in your house are down so as not to attract attention to yourself.
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        Posted, 5th June 2010
        by KungFuMasterLarry
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        If your son claims that your new next-door neighbor is killing people, do what any parent who cares about the well-being of herself and her child would do: invite him in for a drink!
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          Posted, 5th June 2010
          by KungFuMasterLarry
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          Vampirism will change your hair length and color, and overall facial appearance if you're a female.
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            Posted, 5th June 2010
            by KungFuMasterLarry
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            If you think that you're being followed by a vampire, and you hear your buddy let out a somewhat loud shriek when he parts ways with you, chances are he's just messing with you. If you hear him let out a piercing, bloodcurdling scream a few minutes later, chances are that a vampire really got his ass this time.
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              Posted, 5th June 2010
              by KungFuMasterLarry
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              If your friend claims that the man living next door is a vampire and he's onto all of you, it''s probably not the best idea to prove how big your balls are by walking down a desolate alleyway late at night.
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                Posted, 5th June 2010
                by KungFuMasterLarry
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                When you see the guys next door hauling what looks to be a dead body in a garbage bag out to their car, run out into the brushes to get a closer look, completely unarmed. Besides, if they really are killers, or vampires, what threat could they POSSIBLY pose to you?
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                  Posted, 5th June 2010
                  by KungFuMasterLarry
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                  If you love being scared, this could be the night of your life
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                    Posted, 6th June 2010
                    by pogi
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                    Vampires like to play with their food.
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                      Posted, 27th November 2011
                      by Wujek Spenser
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                      Don't buy weapons against vampires on e-bay.
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                      • 29th November 2011 by KungFuMasterLarry
                        This is the original Fright Night from 1985, bud. Look up Fright Night (2011) on here. It's on here; I started it.
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                      Posted, 27th November 2011
                      by Wujek Spenser
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                      Wood through the body hurts vampire like hell, but bulletshots don't impress them at all.
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                        Posted, 27th November 2011
                        by Wujek Spenser
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                        Make some shots of objects heading toward camera just in case somebody watches the 3D version.
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                          Posted, 27th November 2011
                          by Wujek Spenser
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                          The longer you watch this movie, the more comedic it becomes.
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                            Posted, 27th November 2011
                            by Wujek Spenser
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                            When you see the vampire pinned to the wall and burning in the sunlight, pretend it's Edward Cullen.
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                              Posted, 20th March 2012
                              by Max
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