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Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Atlantis: The Lost Empire
This list was started on 8th December 2009 by Anon
There are 35 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 17th December 2013

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Powerful, ancient civilizations tend to forget their written language and culture over a few thousand years, even if most of the remaining living members were around when everything went down the drain.
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    Posted, 8th December 2009
    by Anon
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    • 16th August 2010 by NateSean
      Don't tell him. You told me, you shouldn't have told me. I'm telling you, you don't want to know.
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    Posted, 8th December 2009
    by Anon
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      Posted, 8th December 2009
      by Anon
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      Thousands of years worth of artistic creativity can be made useful in ten seconds... eleven tops.
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        Posted, 8th December 2009
        by Anon
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        It can snow in a sea-cave.
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          Posted, 8th December 2009
          by Anon
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          Giant stone robots beat active volcano, no exceptions.
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            Posted, 8th December 2009
            by Anon
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            Don't ask. Just eat it quickly and throw it up later.
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              Posted, 9th December 2009
              by Anon
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              Glowing princesses have monetary value.
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                Posted, 21st December 2009
                by Abrina7
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                Mrs Packard didn't forget her pajamas, she sleeps in the nude.
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                  Posted, 16th March 2010
                  by tenshi
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                  Fireflies are exactly what they say on the tin.
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                    Posted, 8th December 2009
                    by Anon
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                    Equal occupational opportunities for women existed before they could vote as long as Disney handwaves it.
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                      Posted, 8th December 2009
                      by Anon
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                        Posted, 8th December 2009
                        by Anon
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                        Empty audiences are better listeners.
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                          Posted, 8th December 2009
                          by Anon
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                          If a root language is discovered, it will ensure the speaker immediate fluency in dozens upon dozens of newer languages without prior exposure... let alone instruction. You fail linguistics forever.
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                            Posted, 8th December 2009
                            by Anon
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                                Posted, 8th December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                One can find their purpose in life in a *BOOM*.
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                                • 9th December 2009 by Anon
                                  I learned my purpose but it cost me my gerbil.
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                                Posted, 8th December 2009
                                by Anon
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                                Never forget the four basic food groups: Beans, Bacon, Whiskey, and Lard.
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                                  Posted, 8th December 2009
                                  by Anon
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                                  Disney characters can hold their breath for an impossibly long time.
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                                    Posted, 15th December 2009
                                    by sapphire0kisses
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                                    "[tu] No tocas nada!"
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                                      Posted, 15th December 2009
                                      by sapphire0kisses
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                                      Everything's about money, except for the main character.
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                                        Posted, 8th December 2009
                                        by Anon
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                                        Nitroglycerin in metal water bottles are unusually safer than usual, and somewhat drinkable.
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                                          Posted, 8th December 2009
                                          by Anon
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                                          The main character is always a ditzy little wimp that somehow forgets that when the climax arrives in the form of a big ol' battle.
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                                            Posted, 8th December 2009
                                            by chibi master
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                                            Guys with a diminished physique and large foreheads are suited for nothing else except being scholars.
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                                              Posted, 16th March 2010
                                              by tenshi
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                                              When a man starts shouting at you about winning an imaginary Kewpie doll, you should really start running.
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                                                Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                by Anon
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                                                The bad guys will be wearing face masks, for no particular reason.
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                                                  Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                  by Anon
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                                                  Sorry. It's NOTHING PERSONAL OH WAIT IT IS.
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                                                    Posted, 8th December 2009
                                                    by chibi master
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                                                    Only good characters with a name survive; nevermind the ones who drowned, got burnt, etc.
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                                                      Posted, 10th December 2009
                                                      by Isis10
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                                                      Just crash a giant burning balloon into the heart of a dormant volcano to make it active again.
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                                                      • 26th December 2009 by PandasLikePoptarts
                                                        Despite the fact that its been inactive for years.
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                                                      Posted, 22nd December 2009
                                                      by Anon
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                                                      CY-lantro is a vegetable.
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                                                        Posted, 25th March 2010
                                                        by sapphire0kisses
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                                                        Tuna is sporty.
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                                                          Posted, 16th November 2010
                                                          by Hayleychaotix
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                                                          No one will notice when you've essentially ripped off the plot of Stargate.
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                                                            Posted, 19th January 2011
                                                            by NateSean
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                                                            Searching for a lost underwater city? Bring an expert on dirt.
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                                                              Posted, 24th August 2011
                                                              by Anon
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                                                              It doesn't matter if you were already almost naked. Removing your sarong to convert your outfit into a swimsuit is enough to make men swoon as if they've never seen most of you already.
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                                                                Posted, 5th October 2012
                                                                by Keely
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                                                                England must never merge with France.
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                                                                  Posted, 17th December 2013
                                                                  by Lane
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