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The Descent

The Descent
This list was started on 6th June 2010 by thugz4real
There are 20 learnings for this movie
This list was last updated on 21st March 2012

The Things I Learned . . .

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Never use night vision when you can't see. You always end up seeing some f**ked up shit!
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    Posted, 6th June 2010
    by thugz4real
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    If you want to google search this movie type in : "bitches in a cave horror"
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    • 4th November 2012 by Flesh and Blood
      Hey it worked!
    • 7th June 2010 by thugz4real
      aww dammit! now that i typed that here it screwed up the google search lol
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    Posted, 6th June 2010
    by thugz4real
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    Gollum from LOTR went underground...and multiplied.
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      Posted, 6th June 2010
      by thugz4real
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      If you don't want to end up in a tourist trap, go to a no name cave without telling anyone. It will be fun!
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        Posted, 6th June 2010
        by thugz4real
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        Never tailgate a truck carrying a whole bunch of randomly stacked pipes. Your windshield and family will thank you.
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          Posted, 6th June 2010
          by thugz4real
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          All female leads means they have about a 0.0 percent chance of surviving.
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            Posted, 6th June 2010
            by thugz4real
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            If you start running around hysterically and fall even deeper into the cave, you will eventually happen upon the exit.
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              Posted, 6th June 2010
              by thugz4real
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              It was all a silly dream!
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                Posted, 6th June 2010
                by thugz4real
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                Don't stand close to someone when there killing cave monsters
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                  Posted, 7th June 2010
                  by StansfieldDEA
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                  Stay quiet if you wanna stay alive!
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                    Posted, 8th June 2010
                    by TiffYG2133
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                    If your good friend slept with your husband, make sure she gets eaten alive by monsters.
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                      Posted, 7th June 2010
                      by Hakkeboef68
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                      This movie couldve been titled "From Bad to Worse"
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                        Posted, 7th June 2010
                        by StansfieldDEA
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                        Feral miners look like grown up versions of the "Bat Boy"
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                        • 20th November 2010 by LonelyShadow
                          Their actually cavemen who have stayed underground and evolved perfectly to thrive in the cave.
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                        Posted, 7th June 2010
                        by StansfieldDEA
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                        Juno shouldn't be allowed to pick the caves anymore
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                          Posted, 7th June 2010
                          by StansfieldDEA
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                          Keep your friends close and your enemies closer...so they get to be eaten first.
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                            Posted, 6th July 2010
                            by Riababy
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                            It was too late when they realized that the dark and the caves ain't playing tricks on them.
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                              Posted, 6th July 2010
                              by Riababy
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                              A 10,000 year old cave painting will still be an accurate depiction of the caves today,thousands of year of erosion,landslides and mining activity will have no affect on the amount of entrances/exits the cave will have.
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                                Posted, 20th November 2010
                                by LonelyShadow
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                                If they have evolved perfectly to thrive in the pitch black by losing their sight and getting heightened hearing, smell, touch etc, like some insects, fish and mammals that live exclusively in the dark. This is where I have a problem; the afore mentioned animals never leave their cave. The creatures in this clearly leave to hunt outside, a creature that lives in a cave but finds its food outside would never evolve blind.
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                                • 18th March 2011 by jacobdfl
                                  Aren't bats basically blind and they leave their cave?
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                                Posted, 20th November 2010
                                by LonelyShadow
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                                For creatures that kill deer and other large animal by hand and have the strength to hang from cave roofs with little effort, they were very easy to kill.
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                                  Posted, 20th November 2010
                                  by LonelyShadow
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                                  If you want to survive in a horror movie don't be 1. an asshole 2. a joker 3. a slut 4. a douche bag or 5. Paris Hilton.
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                                    Posted, 21st March 2012
                                    by Max
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