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This list was started on 7th June 2010 by thugz4real
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Horror movies are never complete without a malfunctioning sink or unnecessarily obscene amounts of running water.
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    Posted, 7th June 2010
    by thugz4real
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    Despite being trapped in a haunted hotel room with no way out, you'll somehow find the time to have a fight with your wife through your laptop.
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      Posted, 7th June 2010
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      You know it's bad when the bookstore that you're having a book signing at doesn't know who you are.
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        Posted, 7th June 2010
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        Don't squeeze your daughter too tight; she may die (again).
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          Posted, 7th June 2010
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          Your time is never wasted if you're wasted at the time.
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            Posted, 7th June 2010
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            For once, a supernatural movie partly taking place in NYC doesn't involve the requisite and/or gratuitous destruction of every New York City landmark.
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              Posted, 7th June 2010
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              If you suspect that the bottle of liquor that the hotel manager gave you is laced with a hallucinogenic, because you're seeing and hearing incredibly horrific things that are driving you to your death, just keep drinking more of it without thinking twice.
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                Posted, 7th June 2010
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                It's fun to stab out you're eyes with scissors
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                  Posted, 31st July 2010
                  by Andershp
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                  John Cusack enjoys doing movies involving driving in rainstorms and going to hotels and motels.
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                    Posted, 7th June 2010
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                    When surfing, don't distract yourself by staring at airplanes overhead.
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                      Posted, 7th June 2010
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                      Surfer dudes can't tell if you're breathing or not without having to ask.
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                        Posted, 7th June 2010
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                        Olin's training is as a manager, not a coroner.
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                          Under Olin's watch, there have been four deaths. Four.
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                            Posted, 7th June 2010
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                            It's possible to drown in chicken soup. But it's hard to do.
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                              Posted, 7th June 2010
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                              Olin doesn't want you to act like a hurt schoolgirl.
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                                Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                The adult selections for the night include Spring Break, Housewives Orgy, and Wild Cherries Unleashed.
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                                  Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                  Any jackass can fix a thermostat.
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                                    Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                    Never leave your hand on a windowsill if the window is open.
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                                      Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                      Punching and throwing chairs at the wall will not make the baby next door stop crying.
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                                        Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                        You can't just walk out on the ledge of a building without slipping at least once.
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                                          Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                          You can make a Molotov cocktail out of a bottle of cognac.
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                                            Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                            Crawling through air vents should be best left to John McClane.
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                                              Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                              It takes being locked in a haunted hotel room to overcome your ignorance.
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                                                Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                If you take yourself too seriously, you just end up being funny.
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                                                  Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                  After being scared shitless, you'll no longer worry about your injured hand.
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                                                    Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                    Sure, you can unplug the clock radio and it'll still work...maybe because of the battery backup...?
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                                                      My clock radio has battery backup.
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                                                    Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                    John Cusack is the master of run-on sentences.
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                                                      Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                      If you tear a post office apart quickly enough, it will become a hotel room.
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                                                        Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                        Don't eat haunted chocolate.
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                                                          Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                          Make sure you set the phone back down properly on the receiver. If you do not, it will melt.
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                                                            Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                            Toothpicks brought from a dream world back into reality in your mouth aren't very interesting.
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                                                              Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                              If porn is offered through the TV, watch it. Maybe that will distract the "ghosts". And it will show the hotel that you have cajones and then some.
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                                                                Posted, 7th June 2010
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                                                                There's someone you can call about a tiny Samuel Jackson in your refrigerator.
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                                                                  Posted, 17th April 2012
                                                                  by Max
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                                                                  The amount of blood on the door from Mike's left hand changes between shots.
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                                                                    Posted, 15th February 2015
                                                                    by zikzak393
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                                                                    If the room receives a 'light turn' once every month, why are there bloodstains showing up on the sheets under the UV light?
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                                                                      Posted, 15th February 2015
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